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> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。: i& R) |& l; F; ~4 K+ b3 A1 A
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
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5 M( Z& z. D; b% ?4 H) {* J> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」2 c7 i2 J1 u) d) k+ p. G" Y9 J, j
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,' Z4 m2 w: [( G$ B
> I want you to
- _# l# v3 M9 l( v* C+ g> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
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> money to the 'after-life' with me.'* j! s9 \7 K+ i2 p+ P2 }9 f
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> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
3 D1 m& P* `0 v" O1 v* [! j> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
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> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」( x& X) S. {; v, R
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his: v3 M# b- e4 v3 @& z( u
> wife was4 e' W* ?+ k6 V) [0 m
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
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> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got+ g8 K) F+ [# h8 E. J* x: h T
> ready to
, \9 S& s, j; E/ b- k7 E> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a2 E( A9 o: _! w. {
> minute!'
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, F+ o( }# ?1 f' ~7 ?> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。4 F( l) h8 d2 O' X; ?6 `2 J
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put5 y5 x: X: ~. h8 P7 y q
> it in the casket.
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。9 R& { r4 r3 {* h& @
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they# c7 l' U/ j5 T% d/ w, z: I( u
> rolled it& u; {5 m8 D. j
> away.
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> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
5 ^# o9 A' v7 L2 i$ t> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
' [5 H4 Y; U; H4 u> put all that money
^6 K9 Y# N7 m8 E" k3 ?> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
5 x9 {2 T' G( B# q8 @- R> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
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) x' B2 D8 ]4 g) T+ k> promised him that I was going to put that money in that& A7 n& w6 u& B$ u5 n) H& r
> casket with2 ~9 y1 E2 {7 B& U. b n" y! _
> him.'
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」# G* s% g! V$ C- o. B- a
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
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6 f' G; _- V$ i8 p' v# m. Q> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
( p# V; z8 b. O* M0 m> 'I sure did,' said
& W- [; p7 B( B6 ]! C> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it0 J) n+ F+ ^1 P J. j# |5 g1 }
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
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) x) ^7 f: P# m E; v> spend it.'( y( c4 k* I, l2 v4 u h( ?
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> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！& n" n, L! u @3 \! d9 ]" z
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
p" l+ l1 `2 `8 y& E※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※ |
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