忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
4 x0 D  J2 h2 w* ?9 U( x) w4 O" r> all of his
  [1 }2 A0 n/ E5 r7 n8 u> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
2 b. G+ p1 X6 U) l5 N>
> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
. s$ C/ s7 x" N: P% P> I want you to
" x/ D! }  [& K8 B> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
1 F1 n, z+ _# e  `9 u# D) F>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
+ P" {8 W& @  e: W7 M6 [0 }: A> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
0 O# {/ I, C. }' x) \>  with him.
& _7 f, W2 S! e, z: G1 a8 @5 L>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
: \, M9 J- k6 H8 i$ k8 i* ]4 H> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
; `" n8 l' U$ s" s' x9 @> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
& J# k( g/ j- h! h0 j1 {>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
9 c8 F- d# ^4 L>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
>  away.
>
) F+ e+ h- Z, h> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
- D$ [7 [+ b7 ]* q, }+ M$ B> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
6 X" w. {, K- _  H> in there in the casket with your husband!'
+ z5 _7 ~, J; [>
% ?4 {4 n: ?+ i( `7 x0 Y" C) B> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
$ R1 a0 D& M) r+ N, _, I- a3 V$ v* u$ y> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
8 ?5 E$ y+ y" R0 X' v> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
2 v5 i+ R. r8 T7 M9 Y4 E6 Q" r6 X> casket with
$ T2 C" Z/ t  A5 ~> him.'
>
+ W3 B6 [0 n$ M; s- [/ l> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
- s1 W1 V" N5 ?) r5 s! |3 U> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
/ T& o4 z7 v- M5 R> with him !?'
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
- x; O% D: j9 x# q( G$ H) v> he can
> spend it.'
! h  A4 `6 \0 R! P  l5 G4 ~  w) y>
7 Y! ~4 A, X- i! h1 W# t> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※

Manami

jenny

閒閒來逛

我還在想
# N9 n/ _6 s/ n& ~5 ]可能是張信用卡
* Y2 N! X; `: u9 G+ e9 x0 ?- ]+ X結果是支票

FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

. x: j4 G4 _& s. Q* C..........

yanghk6952

回覆 晶晶 的文章
& F- G: y6 y% `3 _  J0 n
有背書禁止轉讓嗎, 否則她的朋友應該想辦法去取出來提領...

慧秀

fox