忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
6 E  n  P( p; ]; k> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
) O! {( S' C5 P, y% b% W> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
/ y9 r6 z; p8 F2 X> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
5 h0 O4 k# A6 l: `9 X$ j+ d; \& G> I want you to
% @2 V8 w% ?( C5 n( |4 K$ _> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
6 J# h: Z2 X6 S( w7 ?( U* V! L: s9 e/ X> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
  M) B' d) Z; Q% D& S( {> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
; a" u* G0 H! _( k) N- l) D. i; A> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
>  with him.
>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
+ o2 f7 r( Y" V  e$ E) F3 \> minute!'
) R6 r& I6 j) p' z6 V% j* R3 d>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
* [1 e4 s& {4 R+ ~0 K> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
+ J3 T$ n; g) U5 ^2 `, q3 F* E> it in the casket.
>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
& ?7 ?+ m! Z' k> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
>  away.
" m" ~4 i, j& [  K! s>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
' `% W3 Z# }* W: F5 N' o, |/ P: p0 Q> in there in the casket with your husband!'
; E( H2 Q6 I5 N2 h" N>
+ \6 U; f; F+ L& h> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
- |4 c  Y5 G2 W, p' u1 l> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
/ L+ j1 C, _) C( e/ n> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
% u; Q  w# C0 l9 ], z> him.'
2 y. E9 J5 f$ i, l" C>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
' ~5 @: ]5 t) ?$ d> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
>
5 x! t/ O7 w7 K, {) I3 A> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
, V9 i. _8 b7 F" {> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
( u& G# A( N4 ~# J; R> he can
# ~) b* o$ _9 c' j> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
$ N. M! v! j# F> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
+ f9 \3 P) I, s* w※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※

Manami

jenny

閒閒來逛

我還在想
可能是張信用卡
結果是支票
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FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

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