忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
" X$ g0 u$ M0 u& B> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
* Z4 ^6 X+ F3 I5 w  \> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
1 _! T1 {% Y" g> I want you to
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
2 m( f5 O0 s* `5 F% x> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
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> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
0 @9 F! a. H0 ~* z* `; ~4 p' G>  with him.
>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
9 ~) h% ?6 d' |> wife was
! F& j& e& v2 M2 n> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
+ f0 P+ L, }: A7 t( S5 j> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
; P6 |7 n. I5 L* Q> minute!'
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5 r1 ~: b4 c5 I4 u+ w  r> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
: W% v- s! T! I5 ?4 M> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
% G% M7 L  S% m5 ]- N> it in the casket.
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
5 h1 X, S7 d8 F, m& [> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
! k% N$ D/ x! A5 L8 I> rolled it
>  away.
>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
$ J+ ^" ?6 b% {1 h; `$ T% B5 S> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
* g1 o( D5 _" u9 C. ?) g> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
) F  ]' Z& [0 `1 \) k' G' w8 T> my word. I
( g( W' e% I; O# D, i> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
' t/ |+ o; I5 ^4 X4 e# x> casket with
> him.'
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
: J/ l, Y$ k! e: B! e  u) J>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
> he can
> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
" |/ z. E4 t2 u  K8 l> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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Manami

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我還在想
可能是張信用卡
: _: c* [1 ~+ Q4 T+ X( V- X結果是支票
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原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

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