忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
* m+ W# w4 K" Z4 L6 b* ^> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
! ~! u; r* e" p! W> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
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> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
4 \- [) |" U, C7 P" M3 M& e$ W> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
, c! ^' l( ^* _> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
6 t* E( V( o* U) ^5 l: }> to take my
# @! ]# h7 t; _& D0 u  l8 @> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
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" I1 {  j/ U5 ~: B> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
>  with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
3 V5 m0 x9 f9 b# P8 v> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
7 P2 [# y$ |) I> wife was
+ ]3 X* N3 ~' r/ q> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
( g; x3 B/ S, `> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
# u5 H( f+ [6 s# G! l, U8 F>  away.
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> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
6 ~# j% l% D* y( ]/ e> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
/ T! d: @: @, q3 O* L5 w  S0 L: ]0 h> put all that money
0 D$ ]1 H2 y! D> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
$ R% E2 ]- ?. J* F> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
  ?$ }9 s6 E% X> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
! }: m. c, a/ ~5 k9 b> casket with
> him.'
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
3 S# r% D: @9 p: j> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
6 U! _1 {/ U# k* ?6 `2 J) [, Q7 l( a  _> with him !?'
>
5 k9 Z  \( B4 [3 J> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
4 O( z* o+ n  b  w! n4 f0 u0 i>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
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% P9 v. I& G5 K3 z5 X* b+ `> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
9 }$ W6 @4 X% P1 ?. Z7 b> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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Manami

jenny

閒閒來逛

我還在想
可能是張信用卡
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FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

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