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> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
+ c H$ ]+ o$ o5 ?. [> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved- |. `" b7 v3 ` U' v
> all of his
; Y/ W3 q- Q3 A# o+ }> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」" ^) p' |- v1 N' ~: T0 ~( Z7 g9 B
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,& B- c* ^2 I+ B1 S
> I want you to
2 L6 h9 c. ?( r7 b1 g> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want/ N9 a4 @: A' _5 x E8 {( d) f: s7 N
> to take my
& O$ f. R+ L7 @7 r+ n( s* b> money to the 'after-life' with me.': \' r/ L7 W) A
>
/ z) f1 \# y! A% L> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
" Y& |& V3 i. B9 g* q> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
; q$ g6 j% W3 l4 a4 k$ e! `" ^> that when8 g2 r1 D( z! m' A* ]( P8 T) F5 k- D1 n
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket y- @9 y& _6 m" U& X& _% z+ D5 R8 c
> with him.; d4 \8 R1 p: k' X' V, n
>
! G' I, S( W! y- N8 q" X> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
9 A& G9 V- R2 }) ^/ I> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
2 Z z* P* W4 f; ^; [4 ^5 j> wife was
$ R& V) y5 k4 k) ?8 ~% V> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to0 u0 r7 @3 J4 [ a9 H6 U- B9 Q' ^* P8 M
> her. When: z! R3 u& P9 _5 C
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
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> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
8 B- _" n4 ~, {$ Z) b: y: z a> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
; K( k- F4 l7 t$ q> it in the casket.+ h1 V3 L6 e+ ?: k
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
! u: q" b8 t- \/ W; D> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
) T% m2 j7 n& H" B: P/ c. L> rolled it
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>
9 I* _) ^/ }9 n, x2 ^. Y> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
Z2 x. o/ S7 F" P0 Q$ K> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
' Q4 x' R+ }& ]- O! r> put all that money
( X( x; `. a. q' r3 m> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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, o' g$ @0 Y( ?1 K5 |3 `> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
W; U0 q, {6 _" K q- X> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
$ N; N c# ~) c$ w+ }( l4 O> my word. I
* Y. @2 J+ ]" H! V% v; W* f% W9 y& G> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
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> him.'
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」" z0 D; E/ F4 [: n3 `
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket, w' ? R# y/ Z- Y3 z( U3 @: b
> with him !?'. s5 j$ K! s `! |/ E5 n
>
) L, m3 J* q ]" ^( |. N) z: s; _> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」! D% U1 L) c, ?9 I1 n1 B+ X
> 'I sure did,' said& u7 A3 y5 a7 R e! u
> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it& p7 j2 a; K4 C p8 A
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
, F" x9 ^7 `" V; M* Y> he can6 Y, a( ` z, Y: ~
> spend it.'+ D9 {: V7 q, G% \2 ]
>
. O# z2 J2 Q0 Y* f1 D. `> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
8 N4 N, o6 B0 a5 l+ Y> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
4 m! x: ^7 S& p0 \! c; M0 \※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※ |
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