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> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。6 o7 X- t4 Z$ e6 W1 }) S) I
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
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> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.! ~, m/ f& W' L; l
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
5 f( a3 w2 P+ b- H+ o" W> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
% P# d- S& d8 j& U0 O+ b- ~' Q> I want you to, `! e' T) X% v$ R% i! F# y
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
' y8 I: V' o& E0 I' t5 B> to take my
. [7 O: A/ g0 {& e) a> money to the 'after-life' with me.'1 z, y) f3 [) g: s* {
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2 h- L) T" a2 @. q$ B* A> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
# y) R! L5 O, `7 l/ [2 _> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
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# Z# K$ H8 p3 e: k* n' s4 a9 ]> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
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G6 V( z2 n2 }8 ]; f> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」+ K9 m9 _6 I( @' K( ?8 i
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
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$ T$ a/ Y8 E0 N> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to1 n/ Q# f9 N+ u: Y
> her. When
8 _9 L' A0 C- w$ v> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got& G) }) J9 m4 M
> ready to2 w- m' D3 n4 U, a6 B4 o
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
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>
. m: n# ]( A' r> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。$ l. ]# z- k) @7 V _
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put# n, @6 O+ v' |2 ^+ s1 g o1 K/ P
> it in the casket.
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。$ U5 [3 j/ w( [( m: t* e+ I( B2 ~9 g
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they1 S+ ?( R4 I4 [1 q& _
> rolled it2 T+ |! v$ Z0 A
> away.) Q% a+ z, H- \5 ~* ^9 r
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> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
* I8 f0 L8 r; R3 ^( u7 g5 ?> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to8 T, o6 _7 M4 o1 O4 g2 N) A- i$ E* R
> put all that money: H$ t, [; I) R/ Y4 a, @) y- x
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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' B0 K, C8 n7 K6 Z3 u; T. c> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」8 s4 K$ A3 M2 \5 W* e
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on1 i$ W# g$ V& k4 h4 O* v
> my word. I
3 y; v3 Z* z7 [; c9 \: B- h> promised him that I was going to put that money in that' A0 e: Q/ C/ S; O1 W
> casket with8 y6 o# U2 @; r! |5 u* _" Z/ ^3 l
> him.'8 ?# `8 n$ u2 t, L% A7 c, `, u
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」- ^3 ?/ H2 v* M& z' {
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
/ ^9 M [* O- I% R& B> with him !?'
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> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
7 K. {3 T V7 t) v> 'I sure did,' said
, n- y" P; }% |- k' m> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
+ T& J" k6 M0 {" y( G9 W' ]> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,, e& L2 N( |2 Q* x8 x& Z' x' `
> he can
" A& o. Y- t! F M7 h> spend it.'
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> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！$ D* }1 u8 x9 X# B- `% V7 n
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *" g4 \+ y0 Z9 d
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