忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
6 K3 I) U* G# a9 I9 ]( \. [5 h> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
- o# P4 ~7 i# B! _/ E2 }9 }> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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; b# V- C3 T3 a6 P* i4 k3 p$ R/ `> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
. h% N# h- s; \> I want you to
, h5 @' N! H8 C+ n> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
. g; |  }( Z: N> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
9 w9 T4 E* Z7 J. ]6 L( R% ?> that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
>  with him.
>
" r# y1 S5 O; Y5 m> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
+ g$ E  \1 ^* d1 |> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
6 g# J% X0 W: i' a> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
0 N! V+ F6 }# A8 }9 u) S> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
8 k/ M& c5 u3 M  u> ready to
+ G7 D( ^/ _6 m2 z0 A0 J1 j> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
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: u; K' s+ |# r> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
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& j# [. h6 c9 a, w* Q> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
7 S) S5 }7 {# h3 r& [2 _& V; r6 G8 L> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
7 ]8 D* d+ X( @+ y/ j3 G+ f> rolled it
>  away.
>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
) V! W. E3 z! m. n/ m+ g> put all that money
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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0 o0 R+ N- z4 \/ c> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
. z0 j; Y! s+ \> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
> him.'
>
) N2 U3 }1 u$ V& E! f3 S1 H> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
/ ]7 Q. Z( m8 u( O7 u8 c2 U3 u2 n' `> with him !?'
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5 U4 T" K6 n$ d1 g. i> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
: U5 @+ H  }5 J8 W% ]$ S> 'I sure did,' said
1 K* H1 Z' p$ y% J>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
$ q: f8 u; h& l2 B4 b8 ^> he can
/ o8 E) Y* W: E/ `8 Y; \- w9 q+ o> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
, v. `5 |2 w- M> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
5 K; N6 B( d2 ~  V7 {! {※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※

Manami

jenny

閒閒來逛

我還在想
: _: D! ?4 S& d* k可能是張信用卡
; _( \$ f; e6 p# Y結果是支票
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FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

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