忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
/ i  m- ]+ S. ?4 d4 l# }( v' X8 f> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
2 I; k% @4 U3 R5 X0 c, \> all of his
# S$ j. v& V) v$ E  p: ^# {> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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4 a- e/ Q. G7 Y% x, Z/ s3 ]> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
2 e- h. O8 g' e9 i2 m# R3 G: M> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
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# z5 ~; Z" Z' C, ^> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
1 [+ Y, u' ], L" l1 H; X> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
' U& r" M7 X# p6 \4 [> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
: \9 m* q( T0 F8 P. b# X> that when
, E9 O) ?7 L; G% u> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
>  with him.
>
> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
: G6 O9 H2 c( l9 V+ j# u1 f& M> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
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8 W) M3 Q$ i9 a1 W> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
" K7 t) R5 d/ M( [. T4 B/ G7 j/ J> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
>  away.
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" Y8 U1 z4 r: N. X7 N# V> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
) H( n" e" k' H> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
/ a" a( F( I/ M$ ~2 L" X> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
1 b( Y! A$ }* W> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
5 o8 T5 z# p% O5 W> him.'
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
1 S8 T( \0 l9 i7 a> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
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> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
/ _: }4 _7 r; u4 h0 K6 h0 }1 e> 'I sure did,' said
7 z) k1 J! ~$ i4 p+ h  y/ d>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
: X# M" A8 }6 U> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
; Q6 a! w" U! }# ~) d/ R> he can
> spend it.'
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> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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我還在想
0 s+ T6 d% w# t# `9 X' J! E+ D可能是張信用卡
) l. S8 X, J' @/ B. {: ?; B結果是支票

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原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

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