忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
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8 a( a/ y5 T' k  z" H7 X3 k> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
+ `- u( y$ V: P7 m) @8 N% N> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
" ?+ X/ m* a1 ]. O  L9 N6 U# o! E> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
1 O# D% \8 a( h+ P9 ]7 T> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
9 L4 {$ B% C/ ~! h+ p( j- }> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
7 O5 d6 v* r8 [! }  o4 P- x' E( \> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
' K8 z+ l* k$ N) x2 h> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
3 A, f4 |( J0 ]" N' @> that when
$ o  y' _7 A# H8 m. P+ O) V2 N) x. p> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
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>
( Z6 @" r: @+ g> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
  j' m2 k8 y  J% a# E1 H> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
& \- ~( O" y# l> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
$ t+ S! u! e5 `4 F# o, T> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
! l. f0 Y' `4 k# L: K0 B$ Y> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
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- C' E+ z$ I$ J9 c/ e% z+ T> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
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0 X. T; O0 O% p> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
0 F' F4 g+ F7 a" t> put all that money
0 w9 J1 W) T& R( }# ^; J" h> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
) q8 x' G& F, N3 G- X! U  I3 g; [> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
> him.'
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
' q" K4 y* H3 y& Y/ E> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
; Q$ \! `6 s& z. z0 [% _> with him !?'
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> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
; Q* m" m. n) B- T; S' Z  v> 'I sure did,' said
>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
> he can
> spend it.'
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( L1 ?! i# f: ^! Z9 N9 E9 M  t> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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Manami

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閒閒來逛

我還在想
可能是張信用卡
4 e/ \6 Q8 x$ M* A結果是支票

FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

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