忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
& n  ~% @  A3 Y7 Q; }  x> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
1 {5 c9 f6 {" K2 L! H1 X2 p* h> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
/ H' V* V$ X% m% _" H* F> I want you to
- C6 H/ }. s; P% `3 [! r( j/ J> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
9 y# g) T! w3 d$ j> to take my
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
% R7 F) U3 J) G' P2 j> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
3 r! u; ?% Z) K. ?6 J4 }> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
>  with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
( v! ?3 a. X  Z3 ]0 [0 s2 n1 H> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
  W6 i* H3 ~; O0 K( u3 Y5 k> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
9 b( A* K0 v7 M5 g- {> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
2 O6 B# s% j4 O) p: n' G> it in the casket.
>
5 o: g8 f- v4 D' Z> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
4 v# t! _6 N3 i) C> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
. d* [( u: i" Q* D6 e  H# [8 B8 p> rolled it
- x& v& D/ I& T3 N>  away.
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> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
* y. Q3 r* u9 Q. g5 Y" Q' N> put all that money
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
; r: k% [: e! ?9 D( h$ o8 P: l> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
' u" Y+ ~% ~& q/ f1 \& G> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
. e5 v7 \: I8 n6 e7 s  G2 G. g- @> him.'
) A+ d1 D, g0 _>
' ]  q) p: {5 \) Y5 z> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
9 j2 T0 |& i6 a4 m. `! {> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
7 p2 O# N* g, |, P> 'I sure did,' said
' h) W: h2 J2 K) j>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
( Z: v8 m- T5 r( e  k> he can
7 [: n, Z. _! |1 n  k: f> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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Manami

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我還在想
  d. T' b( o) h可能是張信用卡
結果是支票
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FANNY!FANNY!

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原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

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