忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
6 t3 E, H- [  m/ g6 z" q> all of his
& X, \+ C- ~- `8 f# U4 s> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
/ J7 t/ a4 P% S9 ]- B6 h> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
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> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
) |, K: L6 w' t: Y> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
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> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
# L8 Q5 {" G, Y> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
/ K0 ]$ a- f& n8 H> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
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>
( H; o: n/ \( s$ i9 ?. O6 Q8 o> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
2 A6 J$ f' O- i- l( ~: X, r> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
1 _" _6 M- C  \4 I> wife was
% Y- O2 c: j) t; U+ x> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
; V. A* \* \) g0 t! |+ y% p" ?> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> it in the casket.
>
> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
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>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
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: M3 Z( c; i3 v* f1 Q2 q> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
5 z" b2 W  M* L3 h3 F> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
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5 t6 y( ^) \9 R/ y' L' M> him.'
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
0 V2 e8 h! N5 Z! m- o. A, v, X& W# ^> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
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6 e  Z/ u* R) X# }7 L7 r, l  l> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
  O- ^% [" }; g  x/ e> 'I sure did,' said
, `) j9 O' z- m$ M+ b! Z>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
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> spend it.'
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7 `" M7 m- l5 A9 x0 x, r3 `> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
+ o1 H8 p, M& l& d> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※

Manami

jenny

閒閒來逛

我還在想
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4 ]5 \. v. q, o' j3 V/ c結果是支票
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FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

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yanghk6952

回覆 晶晶 的文章
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有背書禁止轉讓嗎, 否則她的朋友應該想辦法去取出來提領...

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