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> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
0 U, n# O% U# e" ^: v/ U5 p> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved# O/ ~7 B' r; m
> all of his$ F* C, v* Z/ N1 z& E4 x1 u
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.3 m3 Y4 }: p/ V5 |7 L# X3 d& E, E
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」! F2 k. e- ^* q
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
: `; S& h& x/ Q L) \& {. `> I want you to
' z( I. ?4 M6 W: T. I: O1 ?> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
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) f8 ^3 [6 g* c: J& g8 e> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
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* i; j6 N6 u8 Y> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
: X& `, W' m+ l2 c: p6 \> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart1 q8 k& w+ U- g
> that when% v" M! `& b% }! C% \
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket8 T5 V5 o) U; o7 c( x
> with him.+ a4 h5 Y, r( d2 Y. S
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9 L; c' p, z0 o% J! |& K7 s) L; w& k> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
- a3 G* i. \- O& U* J$ T> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
( V9 J8 ^4 B$ V# _) j P% M" J> wife was
- R! ~7 y* f% L( `3 t/ S! K> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
9 F: o" i7 O& p8 N7 v9 P& @! y> her. When$ ~7 m3 ~# e# D0 u" T$ z
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
u/ t" q- h) s* E5 Z0 {$ d> ready to
% P& O' \6 o/ E+ p# @1 c; v6 q; [& _> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a) `4 k+ ^, z0 G0 S6 j5 e+ L8 }+ K2 i
> minute!'- E$ c: r1 U' n3 E* ^& E
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。8 ?! q6 j' u# \; d# H8 C& c$ \
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put4 E/ Z5 E4 E/ L/ ?
> it in the casket./ a& h& y9 H. o- }, }' C3 |1 V
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。# d, A, W/ y# y. z
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they5 ?( l( q. W* m K0 C
> rolled it0 f6 t2 h; K, ?1 f4 q5 q" v
> away.7 I8 j4 g0 O. a+ i/ x9 A5 g
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9 v! D F4 Q8 V9 @ c$ j6 D: t5 q> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
* ^4 }0 e- ?# Y3 {* W9 t8 S n8 L> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to5 _% U1 q% k) k( | B0 G
> put all that money- C8 L$ b A; X9 ?, O, R, X! O
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」( s7 m/ f3 Z# s% v
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
$ W; j% P: m2 A9 n$ R4 |> my word. I
& b1 R+ B5 X" Y% C" K9 C7 H> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
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4 o9 Z6 D8 `) g7 J; x' M2 e+ p( u> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」4 e7 A/ n$ A4 @
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
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, Q6 n$ Q1 i$ [! j2 N> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
! a/ H' E# w2 S& U' a> 'I sure did,' said
& W7 s, C8 O) t9 a" M> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it. ^' z: S- D) k6 S. m8 ~
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
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> spend it.'
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> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
. j0 ~, U# z+ `& v+ e F5 q! o8 G> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
; S5 M& K7 o3 e; p※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※ |
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