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> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。3 |/ A3 G8 a4 V" X1 N
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
& b- W N7 f2 I* G# b7 q, C> all of his
; N+ L" ~) ~4 n> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.! S( s. @, y8 _/ p8 _# g
>
H' a* ], Y. x1 E; d% F$ }> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」2 J' t c- p$ a2 b
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,: l+ N; k7 j7 v# h1 c" w
> I want you to
0 Y! ?/ U6 _: ]. T> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want+ W. B9 ]5 X$ A
> to take my% S$ F/ H+ Z8 L/ b
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
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> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
* K' c4 A' J- C, u> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
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9 I6 c6 U4 \! s- G3 }- Y> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket. u- ]/ Z9 n& z1 }& t# r7 y
> with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」# [' n3 _# E' o( j* V& d" p
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his- {3 F9 }, w) s1 k( ~) v+ j! E$ \
> wife was. D$ h( v. Q6 G5 O+ F
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
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> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got- z0 B0 e$ |$ D) ?) Q- a& ?
> ready to
: c, A* y- w- @> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
# {/ ]. k; R. D& ~$ h y> minute!'
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。# k4 j$ v6 A. C) {
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
9 w5 K L7 g5 }; Z1 P> it in the casket.' T% L( p6 e2 u" f* V' g8 X
>
( d( H; l9 b v% ]> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。( G3 s# t! C2 L4 v( [2 }
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they! I& G0 v) A" h. l0 m0 P
> rolled it
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> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
$ A5 W6 {' `$ _# f6 h3 {> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to% e" h+ O8 S- i% W
> put all that money6 P2 [# [! O' a3 Z( Y
> in there in the casket with your husband!'! C/ t: E% C0 q9 D: ?
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> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」' \. |# A! l% p6 v9 d% M
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on& i9 M& x% i- N c/ Z# a5 O
> my word. I+ ~; l9 v/ ? J$ j0 ]! t' R
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
$ H' O. w3 M( b0 ~1 z# ` h> casket with' J" i1 Y K w+ f; M
> him.'
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* `+ R9 I8 F r& g> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」! t( O' h ?& \) E+ W3 o$ F
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
# m' L ^1 u, c d( s; p> with him !?'
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/ }+ n0 u5 I1 ^' u: f> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
9 A% ^* e6 r2 E, h& \+ e> 'I sure did,' said
+ b1 g5 Y* O5 w5 F3 b; H> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
' [& d; X" S5 w5 P+ e> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,9 d1 b+ ?7 [+ B& m
> he can
! D. z/ @2 m; M% M> spend it.'4 ~1 y0 M2 M' l: H' F: e6 T+ m
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6 B- V6 n/ [4 M> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！8 g0 _; t3 T9 E0 l e S
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
2 L6 } K3 I3 _8 ^6 X8 S f0 V5 D' n; U※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※ |
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