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> 忠誠的妻子
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> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。+ W5 m3 g' {4 Y$ k* C* n
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved& e1 r0 v1 e5 Q: Q
> all of his
9 J1 w$ H8 W/ k, d$ s; B> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.2 r9 v5 A9 y8 H# l8 Z
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
" T/ M' c' r4 |4 G" S! @> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
2 K4 w: u. c6 [$ H9 R# P> I want you to4 x" V7 } a& p& ^( G8 t0 s9 l
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
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> money to the 'after-life' with me.'% `( w# Z3 y7 F' }6 z2 v- r* b
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> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。" A3 S3 r& {& _6 \
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
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> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
- D" i; B: C6 S( A# l# v3 ^7 k9 e+ F> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
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> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to M9 P9 q7 K* ?) P% L# T
> her. When0 U# B/ G, D1 }" o
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got9 Q9 C0 V( b2 T7 |1 `% ~* L/ Z4 R
> ready to& o/ M# s; G1 r6 Y* _
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
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' `8 L n' o8 b7 L, R( s- j> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。6 C. c6 ~8 |& `3 n
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
8 C9 L8 A! X* M3 k! M' m( U> it in the casket.. U; e# X3 R- ^4 o; e
>
/ ~" W7 c7 v, j> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。1 L; W9 W9 ~5 m
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
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> away.
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; Y% H6 S3 Q! y5 q* z> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
: _: v R* y8 u/ F- c& q4 V- M> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to' h7 V7 ~5 x1 F, Y# n0 H. e
> put all that money
4 H$ C8 D5 l! l1 V' c4 G> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」 J* n9 H4 s! w9 l2 f: `! w
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on+ m- i) B% e) e5 l2 m; [0 K7 k
> my word. I
+ t& _6 |5 A+ S1 E& m> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
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> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」0 D7 ^, k4 }6 u! X
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
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> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」1 y; { m* m3 B* @) m3 Z
> 'I sure did,' said
8 }: o, N8 H/ L# S2 v* M) b5 h> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it. [) m" r' ~# `- g
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
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> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
- U* J- e& g1 D% _9 `, |> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *8 S* d% w0 o6 g. Q8 Q: ~3 b5 k
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