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> 忠誠的妻子
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( n) z: C; w: U2 }/ n# E> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
- E* ~: t" |% f) |0 M/ Z+ ]> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
9 Z! `0 u' A9 X7 A% Y> all of his
" `4 G8 D$ M# E> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」; ]2 n) w/ k( Y6 m, R4 f, g
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,% @' l. I, [( A4 n' ~& N% I
> I want you to
# Y3 a, R+ S: z8 }+ r+ t3 K; j> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want$ y. d+ C! P; r/ n
> to take my
; `( k3 W$ k# a2 `( l3 c> money to the 'after-life' with me.' b8 v7 v4 }1 Y2 t9 f
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5 C/ x. T& @% G* @> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
1 q6 [1 E2 \$ ^ l; J: [0 U> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart+ [) F) x7 N/ w9 O. j) }$ O
> that when! p, I" T O$ q7 b
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket! w2 v) S! b H2 U# `
> with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
( G- r9 U/ M6 S# {2 a" M* u i> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his4 R8 B/ G- d9 J: q M, ?
> wife was
/ p: p9 q2 T# ?' z2 s2 i- y( m, N2 ]> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
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> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
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. ~) k; `5 c9 _> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
9 T( O" r0 ^# y% C9 X> minute!'
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> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。) n. c4 M; c" M
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put% \; G3 F8 \5 |5 ]: C# f
> it in the casket.! ~4 F! m- J7 y2 e: T
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: o& k& h6 u0 a. {! S1 @3 i> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。5 Q$ q0 p: k1 U2 F/ A
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
! H$ @" K) R! Q" W4 e$ d6 T> rolled it
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> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
; ^* }( m% S U+ j" G> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to T4 z) y' ] F# w
> put all that money
7 s1 J/ e/ T6 q$ f( j> in there in the casket with your husband!'
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: n- O! w0 G) E> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」% \& X8 ~- |; V7 ^7 ^( b
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on7 ]& M$ o) x( _# U4 g" j
> my word. I
& p- y3 h s+ n, ^* _; O> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
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> him.'
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/ ]& P0 l. M* e0 [% ]5 ]> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
$ b7 |. {5 e3 d! R' q5 W T> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket$ y# I3 d$ {0 w5 ?2 N
> with him !?'# Q! T6 S W/ W: ^# [* ]
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> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」0 r' @% `$ u4 E! g: b0 N
> 'I sure did,' said# v) e( f1 Y& P9 B9 ^9 V# X
> the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it' `4 m+ [& J! E4 q6 P% E& n
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
& Y8 w: I* W( `4 ~; \ C> he can
* P4 Z+ R' y% k5 X> spend it.'
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> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！2 f: M0 @4 o4 f3 \
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
! V0 E1 q1 R# V3 n$ @2 d; I, C※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※ |
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