忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
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4 F9 K6 q9 Y- S/ H0 d9 \> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
- V) w% t* b  ?' H7 [6 t> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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1 R; k! u% z) p! d! ?6 `0 X, P7 d> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
; \. @% v. y- Q  H( T) s- M! W> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
5 D6 n3 D, n# D9 e> to take my
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
5 A) `  }8 B+ i2 p) ], L) S+ }1 w4 O> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
+ f5 K" r3 p  X0 ?. j- W5 l> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
>  with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
1 ^" v' L( U' T) i; m) s% _5 J% Y> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
# n5 S6 q' X/ `; H4 N  Z> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
  S, r( X& I1 H) |% b& E  J5 k> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
/ h3 {8 U1 ]$ p* [! \( A( _> minute!'
>
, e- J, A# I3 [. x9 U0 W> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
$ f6 {" _) x( b% v: F# D> it in the casket.
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
2 ~; f3 p2 h8 [( c, o7 s3 H" R> rolled it
  \. M+ {! [$ u: ]( m6 e>  away.
>
> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
1 p2 t  h  T* R' w" W> my word. I
7 U& v* y# a1 ?0 V6 d> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
8 e3 v) ~& ^: m- Q; y0 r- u> casket with
> him.'
>
3 c& y4 @7 ^  C- \' U) z0 p> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
1 ^0 i4 l8 i" x# j* [% I8 o> with him !?'
>
> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
* t! F% W( M9 O( f- ?* z> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
> he can
> spend it.'
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/ }  K& k7 s6 P1 ?1 I( r> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
. s4 I8 F5 D, b5 z( N" t> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
2 B# E8 f; R$ ^+ t3 q! C) [※笑話分享，有PO過的大大請見諒哦！※

Manami

jenny

閒閒來逛

我還在想
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結果是支票
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FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

julial

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yanghk6952

回覆 晶晶 的文章
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有背書禁止轉讓嗎, 否則她的朋友應該想辦法去取出來提領...

慧秀

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