忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
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4 _  T! [% W& K4 ]* d> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
. R9 o0 ~4 m" k& v2 j- `$ r> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
: W3 V: \0 [$ I5 Y9 ]' e/ v) v> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
1 H- s% A! N% G8 K" |/ m> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
% e' A9 w5 ^7 T( Z4 h: _> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
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>  with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
0 ~- M3 |8 J3 F! m9 i# f> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
. p1 Z1 G9 K# Y; o% ]/ L1 |" k> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> her. When
. e4 x3 Y6 |+ \6 H, c0 h$ w( x> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
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> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
> minute!'
>
> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
8 Z  l; E4 a5 E7 V; F" ^  a> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
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> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
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! Q% ?* {  ?0 A4 |/ {" ?> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
1 J/ F4 K% R- l( h0 P# _2 H" |; j> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
+ T3 P0 R7 _8 V% P* r> put all that money
( i3 I6 S9 U) @% d- O: @( R  {/ W> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
# P2 L8 O  k% y# K> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
. m( @3 P* s# L7 P6 d9 K4 l. l> my word. I
) r/ I. {; G( B- q0 h% N9 A2 ~> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with
> him.'
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
>
3 g+ I3 R! O/ A3 ~& j& G( D> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
( j; X' `9 U3 j2 M> 'I sure did,' said
>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
+ t* u& }# e! r5 X! |> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
> he can
/ U8 ~4 u4 D3 y  x' q  o0 Y# z> spend it.'
>
> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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Manami

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我還在想
可能是張信用卡
結果是支票
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FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

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