忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
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* z7 J* \- V# s2 Q. \> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
  M6 w4 ~' d: O4 g. s7 G6 y> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> all of his
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  f1 I" p+ X1 u1 a, i$ _> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> I want you to
> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
> to take my
> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
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> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
, e8 h, m6 v* G5 y>  with him.
>
$ T9 m* A) B) C> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
8 d5 ?2 {5 a/ t3 k' `0 N2 b! u> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
: D: p0 A$ W' M4 g> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
: p. T) u1 o# L$ S# Q1 o> her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
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>
  V: [$ |$ C. r$ Q0 ?, B+ q> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
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>
3 o2 \) }2 S# T- o( @! I6 N) f> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
9 J1 e: T6 x* e2 d> rolled it
>  away.
>
5 [3 Y% Q6 B& X; P8 r> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> put all that money
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>
> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
0 |* g( ^  z5 S; M. u+ `% s* q' G8 h> casket with
> him.'
>
> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
5 ?. K; X" p; T! y6 {! X7 ~* w> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
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5 T6 A4 s8 E, k* x> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
+ e) @1 h' T; `0 f( s2 }1 b, C) F> 'I sure did,' said
- z/ H( k; c3 g( u>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
; O( `* c; b* ?: F  b9 r) W3 D> he can
> spend it.'
>
. z$ S1 @: a, y> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
7 t: k+ s1 T4 I> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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Manami

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我還在想
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結果是支票

FANNY!FANNY!

卡蘿媽咪

原來支票可以降子用哩~~~

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