忠誠的妻子...太妙了,要看喔!

晶晶

> 忠誠的妻子
>
> 有一個男人一生工作並且存下所有的錢，只要談到錢，他就很吝嗇。
: z4 ~3 Y" o5 \6 g9 s> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
$ Z  e. W' Z, ?# f0 X> all of his
- P+ j7 E: t* H/ J/ v> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>
! ~, P, Q) E. \$ @2 V% y( j> 他要死時，向他太太說：「我死時，要把我所有的錢和我一起放進棺材，我要把錢帶到我死後的生命去。」
" p8 n* U& l4 T% {2 }& q) o) E> Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
7 N) m& P9 @2 u0 q> I want you to
$ Q' L1 i8 c% h( S> take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want
0 z4 N* M* ?/ c6 h5 [: ?# O) g, K! K> to take my
  s* ]6 g/ v! s& u8 v# r2 I> money to the 'after-life' with me.'
>
> 他得到太太全心的的承諾，他死後，她將把所有的錢放進棺材。
3 A! n" I0 L) X9 r# d5 q> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
5 p, l. {7 M5 h* F> that when
( f! t. B2 Z+ G1 a+ {5 |> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket
: w- `: L! ^, w1 l>  with him.
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> 他死了，伸展著身子躺在棺材內，他太太穿著黑衣服坐在那裡，她的朋友也坐在她旁邊，當完成了儀式後，在辦理喪葬的人要蓋上棺材時，她說：「等一下…」
> Well, he died…. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
! N7 p8 d2 M  L' _- B> her. When
* j1 T  r$ G* L% Y) u> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
> ready to
> close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait, just a
- p" z% j! u# e) W! [+ E/ x> minute!'
>
, x+ \9 d9 O8 Z' j) \$ z2 A> 她帶著一個盒子，並且將它放進棺材中。
% o0 l3 i- R" ?) s- B3 \1 T> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
3 N9 v) J  x6 g) W' M% a> it in the casket.
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+ Y6 r* r5 y! a> 然後辦喪事的人將棺材封起來推走。
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> rolled it
: w3 ]; ~. M3 S7 O# ^. \: h>  away.
>
( S" o3 K6 R2 [" y! D: E# o> 她的朋友說：「我知道妳不會笨到把所有的錢都放進去棺材與妳的先生一起吧！」
, t$ c; ]  G$ H7 ~& o8 G0 }( J( t> Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
' Q' I/ N1 y3 L* g" e) s3 V> put all that money
4 c* ?2 S" E7 [> in there in the casket with your husband!'
>
3 K2 T0 W  |1 H; u8 j6 S> 這位忠誠的妻子說：「我不可以不遵守我的話啊！我答應了他，要將所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材。」
* P' @& Y+ v5 x* ~+ Q8 y2 k1 s> The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I can't go back on
> my word. I
7 K6 F$ r4 Q8 C( q% R, O> promised him that I was going to put that money in that
0 H4 g( V! s1 C( @7 F> casket with
> him.'
>
0 |6 \! K! f  I6 S> 「妳是說妳真的把所有的錢跟他一起放進棺材嗎？」
8 ?5 z2 c  P' P> 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him !?'
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> 那太太說：「是啊，我確實這樣做了，我把所有的錢存進我的帳戶，並且開了一張支票給他，只要他去兌領他就可以用了。」
> 'I sure did,' said
>  the wife. 'I got all the money together, put it
# ^& K2 p2 e' g+ S> into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
> he can
, A6 A- _0 v" L  v> spend it.'
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' E4 W" e* K+ i$ Z7 G> 故事的教訓：女人比男人聰明！
! K8 V$ I- f8 O* ?7 \; w> Moral of the story: * Women are cleverer than Men! *
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