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別笑太大聲!!!; e% a5 U0 b) s2 l$ c: R9 A
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使用前要看說明書
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; t6 V6 w0 a( \2 S! w1 wDear GEORGE: , \6 g: o8 k U( t: k
Your secretary is very sexy...
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4 {" {6 O" T. y$ W) k C親愛的喬治:
% q2 E3 y5 B: Q你的秘書非常性感……
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' b8 F6 S' Z: Y8 m" IDear BILL:
: g2 S7 T! e- c$ j4 J, wThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.3 s; o) D: ~1 p
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親愛的比爾:
0 `; y: w/ ~3 I7 L謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫魔尼卡,如果你捏她右胸,她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,她會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。" Y7 K; k! L" I0 p* l* m
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Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! 4 d. l3 U0 Z8 Y! A
第二天,喬治從醫院打電話給比爾,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。
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