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別笑太大聲!!!
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使用前要看說明書
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" ? x. o* ?. I3 h% PDear GEORGE:
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你的秘書非常性感……! C, ^% N% f- C( A- B- n7 H
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Dear BILL:
$ M# x2 v1 G* {% N ]6 yThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
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親愛的比爾:
8 j9 G7 s* |4 B1 u' N謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫魔尼卡,如果你捏她右胸,她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,她會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。
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8 e! V8 W. `7 P8 i/ ? I' r7 UNext day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! 7 M% m8 g- ` N7 B p2 v
第二天,喬治從醫院打電話給比爾,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。& @7 y0 M5 L' B7 B+ A
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