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別笑太大聲!!!1 ^( I3 e0 t$ B' z- X' r
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使用前要看說明書
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Dear GEORGE: * e, X+ z) G: ]4 ]' L! l! j8 e
Your secretary is very sexy...
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你的秘書非常性感……. y# @0 [" D- b- \
9 U! K+ D) z4 ]7 d4 UDear BILL: 7 J/ ]3 m1 F( v& {& D: e2 m
Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
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+ a' J" |3 b% S: p謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫魔尼卡,如果你捏她右胸,她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,她會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。6 j2 m4 `4 o' H6 ~
% S/ {% {2 I5 M1 NNext day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!
; ?* C; Q; Y) l g, A$ J+ ^( |' y第二天,喬治從醫院打電話給比爾,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。
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