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別笑太大聲!!!. p; ]) F% n/ \ y0 U& o
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1 Z8 u" L; y# _! o0 [Dear GEORGE:
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Dear BILL:
, L" a+ y, R- @4 C3 BThanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.. j/ L" P% t6 P# j/ @0 J
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謝謝!事實上,它是機器人,叫魔尼卡,如果你捏她右胸,她會聽寫。如果捏她左胸,她會打字。我可以借你幾天,讓你知道她的功能。. v9 w2 n, I) ?3 }
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Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!
; S: L0 ]! E. j5 |' z第二天,喬治從醫院打電話給比爾,大吼道:「他媽的,你沒告訴我,魔尼卡二腿中間那個洞是削鉛筆機。7 I. ^$ Z8 X! w4 d4 e. B* O. k0 p
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