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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
+ e5 J K* x; K! r但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，) m0 H$ w- y/ S6 D8 e% {+ h" V
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，- N8 M6 f q- h( A# C) b# U
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是
. i, y" c. ]3 ~3 e( `OH！MY GOD ！
( c" P4 d+ \2 _3 U! s! n0 S3 z很有一套喔！ 9 v8 o- s6 D# S, C
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Dear wang litte sister: 4 Z5 [0 @4 G4 u/ `" W7 Q p. v m1 s
From see you one eye, I shit love you.; I0 u3 ~% z2 M t2 {; I( Y
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live., l4 x/ a# r U4 i# S
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 1 R+ G' c+ G( D; x+ P0 M; u
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. 4 ~" f! m3 B! q" Q6 v& E! h
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. / d7 [% K5 G' G; C
I think l should introduce myself to you.9 `2 x; V4 }+ ^5 q1 M% |- h3 C
I call Li big great. Toyear 25& B; e- J6 n3 K; Q/ O
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ! F! U' p, }4 y
I am a good man, in a big company work.
+ ]" @( f; b/ kI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. + y2 D' W" m& \' S
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk," B/ u# F7 Y A
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; - N- M3 k$ U8 I% ^5 R+ G! Q# \8 L
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5 G' ?' Y d: K' S& XDear wang litte sister:5 g3 ~) s6 E& u# }! f; n0 @$ ^
親愛的王小姐 8 m4 Z0 C+ s8 {3 b
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
- ~+ r1 n" |5 N, Y h自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
7 x# U9 ~1 q. r9 |Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
( Q$ U+ s2 O9 W# Y( H. Y4 j6 iYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
6 O+ b3 s: I9 a0 W3 k% V( R( J妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
0 I; Y9 m; W- A3 x, zMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.+ x8 u' ~$ P2 F6 ^/ V& \0 j
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
- r) Z8 i( ?; f也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
# l4 L2 W& A( K" K$ tI think l should introduce myself to you.
* z+ R7 W( W" K1 F* n0 o我想應該介紹一下自己。
_: V+ h' N2 m& N5 fI call Li big great. Toyear 25
5 G( x/ q) \! u3 a8 Y. ~% K# c我叫李大偉 ,今年25
( t( r0 H) i2 O" p: \2 K, \5 p9 V( G7 j(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
h5 ^! Z) h( l; q" J0 h! n% i [ UMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
7 _: z% L; \7 F: v* o- s7 w% V5 M& `我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
3 [/ H* p8 x' C1 h8 D; }( ]I am a good man, in a big company work.
; V% C2 s1 z" P/ V) B6 K: S9 n5 }0 O我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
8 F' f7 z: g" RI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
' e' Q/ n" ]6 n0 P我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
+ T( V9 N+ M) _) j! sPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
4 _( J' x& ~ O2 p* |' Uand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
& F" H/ h2 f% h9 z: T' ^! s2 q( l請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( s' }4 |( l8 z3 c1 J: a7 i" }(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
* j9 F! w& F% X l: `% v. c至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ! b3 p4 _$ H# x* ]; b. J
" D- [: C3 h2 T6 J& n: \7 i" B, aLike Your people
) V: L/ N) i9 f+ i3 f喜歡妳的人
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" L0 K1 x9 l. n# @: Y$ \＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… . u' ?& T: M/ f) z! p% @
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