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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
- R3 b, I/ l, U/ c& I- ~6 P+ R但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
, u+ G/ |5 l C9 t# w老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
7 }1 f1 q! g0 U9 v3 O8 [1 f老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是
$ S4 y2 Y$ a: r# q& h3 ]' g3 ?OH！MY GOD ！" ~- d1 i2 G. s# W7 l2 Q: w
很有一套喔！ 7 ]/ ^, ^: K( G I$ o/ @6 o7 { g
2 ~8 l2 E( ?! P8 nDear wang litte sister: , y- J, ^/ l6 i( W3 k4 R8 g$ b
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
( Z- G' h8 a$ F0 Y1 C: c" YYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.9 Q/ W; W6 k J/ g) Q- s# [
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. . a1 u [/ ^% S+ Z; V; H
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. " ~9 @2 q, u/ H1 U0 C9 @
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. * d4 k# @+ k+ H( j8 `0 ]
I think l should introduce myself to you.
7 Q, w8 G/ e% b/ x' vI call Li big great. Toyear 25
2 u. k3 m# h8 \My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. : R8 {9 D3 P3 o! G/ Z* k$ r
I am a good man, in a big company work.
. a' {. D; E( l' oI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
2 ~) Q" m, [2 H, X, PPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
d6 W' H4 m3 a3 N# W- R: j- Vand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ; s1 R. j) W# E
Like Your people
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0 } j* O; M! S3 ?& y! `) u6 A, C親愛的王小姐
' m# p6 b+ |# j! zFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. ; e6 X) p% ^; l" Y5 d9 u1 b/ {
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
0 u# _' B% x; s& n* m1 NYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
2 j: s# T1 A* s# J3 {+ NYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ! {4 }5 {' m6 h
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 5 e& |7 y1 G$ N
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
9 b) _# `3 o5 K9 m. ~3 v% h; \* GWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. # H& m0 K8 x4 Z, J5 c
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
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我想應該介紹一下自己。 " ?, \5 E/ F, ?* m4 T
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 , Q d) h$ g# s0 G! @- U% |7 r
我叫李大偉 ,今年25
: p5 n) [5 n; m' c4 m4 n! h(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
- z" t$ i7 h# ]0 ^$ d: J3 H1 [' E. LMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. H& `! ]5 L$ O
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 7 p# m/ Z) k, h4 o
I am a good man, in a big company work.
) ~5 D8 X [* Z! ?6 |" o" ?我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 # E9 C9 c# g8 S4 P; j5 I" B0 L
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 4 F9 i/ G2 K- Q4 I2 j
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
) i1 @1 v$ R! f+ e/ O9 f" SPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
$ E7 c; K# } |and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
5 d- `, x# m6 V! X# s6 f$ a7 }請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
2 g: y9 v0 V# K8 s0 H(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
; l9 e" c' \/ F9 \7 Y6 H至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ' H' g3 ~ G9 R
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, T& C8 ^ e. E3 y7 ~" P2 l9 m＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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