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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
# a; }0 ?2 C+ y6 O但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，" _" b* P3 \5 C4 C
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，0 m; J# r. S* m/ p3 B
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 2 T, T2 ^; z( k, K. x
OH！MY GOD ！
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% Y, ?- a# b0 Y# xDear wang litte sister:
. \# D% ]+ N N/ {/ L9 lFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
! {& i- z; g: J1 } u8 ~Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.+ ~! h: ?8 f( ]' k* B3 w) g3 f
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
8 `1 B5 b4 Z eMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
1 E, m: e9 h2 n+ o7 e& n4 MWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. * L7 m, n3 D5 W! q- {/ D
I think l should introduce myself to you.
+ x7 s( F6 K) PI call Li big great. Toyear 25
9 D9 ^0 e, v& E3 P7 l1 t$ RMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
+ P* z0 T; M" Q4 P" `. |/ bI am a good man, in a big company work.
1 \5 q% [- }: W! e: h0 RI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
8 _* M J# t3 e4 C: P" JPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,# S% `. l, k% C, x2 m5 E( }
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; / I1 q& [" t/ A/ _
Like Your people
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0 u1 s. p: R# h2 sDear wang litte sister:$ l# L# u& b+ k* e! b3 v
親愛的王小姐 % c) X1 z' b6 c8 a" J
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
" E! l" Y0 h- E0 s2 s. u: [自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 ! \! n* v. N4 _ U6 X
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. s9 [8 t2 m' ^2 _ v: G) Y, `
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. & F" [ t. M0 Q0 \/ F
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ' g2 j, u6 `4 I7 `0 ]& N7 u5 n
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.; O8 a1 R3 _" u) l
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 8 ~6 w3 I: ?, r
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 ) M. X3 G5 [ E( I) `2 B% x
I think l should introduce myself to you. " n7 L* ?# ]: V4 E Z: C
我想應該介紹一下自己。
' ^, l+ b' I3 V7 DI call Li big great. Toyear 25
* s1 r" q% u) [) K. S我叫李大偉 ,今年25$ K, s. L; k: S1 F
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) & r. |# n" C k6 v& W+ K7 w5 t: D
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
" X' `3 l% q* ?我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
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# `) ^! ]& A4 D我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
. A" F& }. I2 bI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 5 V8 `' h8 P+ s" P4 i
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
8 {0 |) o0 w& g1 }$ n, wPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
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請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 ' k7 [, _# z0 L1 c7 {/ w! V: r
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
3 |7 ]+ Z- F9 W至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) ) T1 z$ n5 L5 j$ _* r% ~& q' L
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… " K6 V, i M8 E
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