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老爸的英文情書 5 K* O, N7 W+ P- ]( K+ K) S
9 g, V; P; N& _: v M( f+ k/ L4 w老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，! @5 Q# r$ h2 G1 p
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，: m3 k6 H$ D3 G9 J: U
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，8 F$ L6 B" ], g1 L: z
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 . x# F, F+ u' D/ d" l0 r+ \6 l- Q' D
OH！MY GOD ！
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2 P2 v! q' l2 N8 y0 g8 ODear wang litte sister:
5 U9 A% B, ~5 {8 r, B5 y# z5 KFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
; C8 v5 T& b; wYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live., x/ y+ E7 r ~; ]
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ( S+ O1 h P) v& g: {
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. # H: e) f S! B+ G& E
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. : y) K ~' Q3 D; i2 v: d
I think l should introduce myself to you.8 a; e: B" o6 k v2 k, g- @) C% S6 G1 A
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
5 {2 y* z9 v4 W9 m1 V+ ^$ C% uMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ( {- M# H8 u3 `% a( e2 M) x& y7 D
I am a good man, in a big company work.5 x5 A8 U3 \! J
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 8 U& g. E6 @/ r, D( S: C. C Z
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
, {5 g0 Q/ S1 c3 L7 kand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
( X4 @: \( E4 D( U3 A8 Y Like Your people
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Dear wang litte sister:% f L# y- {, }1 | i+ `4 [1 Y
親愛的王小姐
: T( Y( ^# F' K( pFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. " `2 E4 R0 w2 s( X+ j3 R8 t7 K
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 / q0 `) J$ o2 @; c: u m& ?: H
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.3 `6 t, y: o4 u1 A, \- v0 _1 F% z
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
7 j$ }; R Q' j! r: X( z0 }; K妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
) o2 X1 \0 ~! _5 e- T0 pMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
# S3 _% }9 e. ^# V% R+ k: m* A/ SWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
2 k* T% |( T! |也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
1 C& ^" I9 V' B: gI think l should introduce myself to you. $ ~. j; Y* D, h. ] \- @) l/ H4 o; _
我想應該介紹一下自己。
9 c9 Q' H' E9 C0 L9 CI call Li big great. Toyear 25
4 a1 {- r" a- _) a我叫李大偉 ,今年25* Q8 f" Q! f/ ~2 O8 g4 l' N+ d
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
1 A1 ~9 \2 O5 y6 |8 {/ W3 lMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
% G) @: L7 h1 H" @我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 Q- P# h7 D( O- S i
I am a good man, in a big company work. + u( t, Z* p) y; A' F
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
8 ^1 N& Q0 p% N) D& WI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
2 o: p c1 n& i( o6 t& { P我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 7 e7 I# k, M: G7 [* _8 l
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
9 e. ?- P3 n( b! o1 Rand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 1 C' \. f8 t5 s7 |% A
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 0 \0 o E4 ^! I* U r+ @
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。' A" C K/ m$ l/ d8 Q
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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喜歡妳的人
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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