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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
& \6 K, s# R) b: f. x$ ^但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,
" Q, H" F3 J, t2 b2 o) X7 B+ y: u老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,; Y8 j# h" o* v# \
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是
+ T7 ?" W* C6 l3 u7 x7 ^8 ~OH!MY GOD !
& q3 c% t3 M' |4 ]2 t很有一套喔! 5 l0 ~2 G- K- `2 D
9 l5 g3 n# l' U- p5 TDear wang litte sister:
( g* d# Q0 W9 BFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
" L8 U+ _5 i* }3 i" _Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
7 b9 _2 N5 I, r8 v4 tYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
# O3 l7 m7 P6 @5 M8 d0 k6 y, f5 O8 LMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
2 t V( y. m% l6 {) y. sWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 8 N7 D. ]+ o k4 c7 e
I think l should introduce myself to you.( T2 S: ]5 u/ P4 n7 d0 W
I call Li big great. Toyear 25% }+ p9 q7 F. g. d. q
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 7 f1 [/ A. [- O( d
I am a good man, in a big company work.
0 t2 u7 M9 H; B, n8 B) F3 k9 g3 NI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
0 @/ L& g* f% H; b5 ~: J$ ZPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,0 [4 J7 j. P7 _4 w* F
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
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; S" n8 J- ], _9 K9 Q先翻翻看再看答案吧 J, P% ^8 v, K( I- B
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& A; h4 t* O/ fDear wang litte sister:
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From see you one eye, I shit love you.
* l1 c2 W4 k) I% [+ F- D, y自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 ( N; n0 `$ d' |! t# K9 \4 c
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
, \1 h# j& [6 J6 PYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 9 ~( S; |& W. q% y( ^0 Z
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 0 A9 H2 X' L0 m# ~; m
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.* b* L9 J5 V* U6 o4 a
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
; Q5 H2 x3 V5 T2 P( w/ Q- r也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情 6 L7 O+ }2 ~0 z" }" n
I think l should introduce myself to you.
, L) F5 [: }. `( k! F我想應該介紹一下自己。
" Z0 k7 t6 }: A8 E3 sI call Li big great. Toyear 25
% a$ m- ?3 }* L4 q我叫李大偉 ,今年25
8 r$ L5 }3 D8 M(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧!)
, C/ n! r5 e9 O; Q$ A/ v2 |My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
( }4 U4 D% ^7 i1 L4 [5 G/ I我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
9 s* P( b$ F I/ n8 SI am a good man, in a big company work.
$ ?. ]) t1 P7 Z: H$ F! w我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
5 N" \5 w; J1 s9 w& J) N! n9 HI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
: `7 z# k; l1 g我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 ' t" P5 ^, `& P4 y1 B7 h) R
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,$ U- R4 G$ ^9 ]: h: Z" R
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
0 o/ R9 E; K r2 q* K請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 : [0 N0 t- e/ x, W Z1 y
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
" R( d: {$ C8 v8 R1 h2 n* N至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。) , O) \% J, P, Q# s
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