輕鬆一下~

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老爸的英文情書      
   
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
: u1 _7 H5 W: P8 B- m! k但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
( J, R1 z  R& a老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  
OH！MY GOD ！
很有一套喔！   

Dear  wang litte sister:     
' f# l0 ]! V! M5 p- S! UFrom see  you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes  close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to  live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.      
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.  
3 r  W  b6 X! N. D# P4 YWhen you carefully look at me, you will one  see clock.     
I think l should  introduce myself to you.
- O/ E# n3 e* N, v- o- x) bI call Li big  great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth  people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
) p; a9 k' A6 ^* E7 ]I  am a good man, in a big company work.
( J- E& `1 q2 M2 }$ ~, v. k" dI do  early fuck every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.     
3 }) j* _$ C$ |8 i' p; l* oPlease  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;      
/ y+ O' y7 I9 W6 ], J                         Like  Your people   
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* S3 E( q* b0 ^8 W. c; B8 @Dear  wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐     
From  see you one eye, I shit love  you.  
自從看到你的第一眼   ,  我便愛上你。        
5 R' e! ^  C- X; M5 mYour  eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
4 C5 L" s: X' ^3 ], C) E/ [Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.     
; k- A8 u5 J) W( l9 E妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?  
Maybe  you do not remember me, no matter.
+ `4 S3 j* v0 xWhen you  carefully look at me, you will one see  clock.   
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情        
I  think l should introduce myself to you.     
我想應該介紹一下自己。        
# Z; ]3 ^: a; G4 FI  call Li big great. Toyear 25      
2 l) r/ J% G" [* @0 G6 J8 U我叫李大偉 ,今年25
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)     
My  home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.   
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。        
; c/ d$ W% |* @, \& @( vI  am a good man, in a big company work.     
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。     
I  do early fuck every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..   
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。        
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;     
請嫁給我吧  ,   否則我將削髮為僧   ,   找個廟來了此一生。        
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)        

Like  Your people   
喜歡妳的人

  U/ Z" \1 G' y% r: Q＊原來做早操的英文是      make  early fuck……

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大頭

好好笑喔
: G. X7 Q7 r2 Q2 k# T' j; t4 N你阿爸很厲害喔!

老大

小小芳

真的很妙

雨果

好可怕的英文

FANNY!FANNY!

Vic

真是妙阿