輕鬆一下~

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老爸的英文情書      
   
8 P4 q/ t4 I# d老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
% A) j, t; `1 C( j: v# r! N% G老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
6 t/ k6 h4 W; y* M: r% ]" Q# ]- v老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  
( g. t  z- Y" W. g* FOH！MY GOD ！
! H* A( O; U% U很有一套喔！   
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9 q2 o$ X9 a" i5 v  bDear  wang litte sister:     
" [3 `8 a' b6 G7 v- l" n5 ?From see  you one eye, I shit love you.
1 p7 {% \, E$ nYour eyes  close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to  live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.      
8 e: T  U& E2 u$ u3 o. @* mMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.  
When you carefully look at me, you will one  see clock.     
I think l should  introduce myself to you.
I call Li big  great. Toyear 25
! d3 G8 `% z/ z$ _  \My home have four mouth  people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
7 s. q4 C. A. g, g! Z5 z' jI  am a good man, in a big company work.
I do  early fuck every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.     
Please  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;      
0 ~$ c. d+ t! ]% t6 R6 k; h                         Like  Your people   


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Dear  wang litte sister:
7 C! p) [  j% f$ E- A' f2 D! l親愛的王小姐     
From  see you one eye, I shit love  you.  
/ m4 @! m% U. B. ^& P: U+ j9 K自從看到你的第一眼   ,  我便愛上你。        
Your  eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.     
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?  
Maybe  you do not remember me, no matter.
3 i! w# j7 S0 x1 |5 m  t0 qWhen you  carefully look at me, you will one see  clock.   
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情        
I  think l should introduce myself to you.     
) H9 G4 N& O& n* j( W+ D4 `6 p9 U我想應該介紹一下自己。        
I  call Li big great. Toyear 25      
. J( @. p& c, u  P( x我叫李大偉 ,今年25
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)     
! L9 z% x; l$ K4 n# ?' d- rMy  home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.   
7 p+ l& p5 V( o! |( b我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。        
I  am a good man, in a big company work.     
1 R* d: j0 ~4 z' s. R  X% @我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。     
I  do early fuck every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..   
# _  A7 e* _3 ^* F我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。        
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
  R5 h6 D: P6 e' Oand find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;     
; O' \0 B! c3 @. B, n- q/ x請嫁給我吧  ,   否則我將削髮為僧   ,   找個廟來了此一生。        
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
) o  U" A; |+ I& ?3 u. q至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)        
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$ s) }* g' g5 T7 Y' j5 S喜歡妳的人
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＊原來做早操的英文是      make  early fuck……

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大頭

好好笑喔
. o" ]* C% i0 e# _) e+ i你阿爸很厲害喔!

老大

小小芳

真的很妙

雨果

好可怕的英文

FANNY!FANNY!

Vic

真是妙阿