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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
$ d# P) A% b: m R. U i# c但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
( h x9 @; G+ M3 o1 _老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，9 d3 H& j% n# k) \
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 2 t6 v0 \1 |4 |5 T
OH！MY GOD ！
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Dear wang litte sister: 8 v+ Y% ^5 A/ W4 x" y+ V
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
* ]' W+ ? c0 K; f; tYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.5 H! Y G$ L8 @
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
" @3 O* Q2 D1 [5 L9 fMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
# f6 q) _0 E6 ]: I2 u5 ?7 E# {0 d& HWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 7 l& i5 O6 ^0 `+ ?' e& E+ D
I think l should introduce myself to you.- M8 S, ?! k) o6 _& @
I call Li big great. Toyear 25+ s+ R( P0 |' H% p5 `! K
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ! m+ F; ]4 n" _6 v
I am a good man, in a big company work.& C# p, {' E" S- p2 H
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
' |6 n" Y d: [4 p0 qPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,$ {) k* p- k: A4 {: c
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ) z: J2 i2 X( Q
Like Your people
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$ j& ]% I' w) V. F/ V# x8 h4 T" D先翻翻看再看答案吧' C) B0 p" _% ?0 r6 M
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Dear wang litte sister:
, M$ i I# ^( D# P% z" t, e' Z3 m1 w C親愛的王小姐
5 C3 p! J. ^/ c5 RFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
, T3 X6 t4 a* v自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
' s" z2 N) M9 Z+ `8 `6 i8 oYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
- ~# s, u1 Q% R+ R) AYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 9 @. N& `2 _; M/ y$ t. v
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? % m( ]3 [+ y( U7 R- k: H) w
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.$ W0 T6 [8 d' h: {
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. % V. T% [# b( ]5 r1 k" D
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 : G' `/ z9 G4 D3 f+ K. p) x' m
I think l should introduce myself to you. # V* X) U3 E: j$ Q; R7 }
我想應該介紹一下自己。 ' B9 b9 Q+ Q3 z, T6 i
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
* ~$ c: x6 |. e# N1 y' P我叫李大偉 ,今年25
2 P4 D! Q; {7 X% U3 q- P; Q(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
% Q% U' i+ k& N; |/ Z4 O" oMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. : q4 T# n3 T. n8 y+ V* c
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 0 h4 K( A7 ]) I3 O; x- W7 G
I am a good man, in a big company work. ( Q2 S: c, ?# N% z
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
6 W9 K! y# `2 i& S- n6 UI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. . W" K" \; e& c! S6 h' F
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 + X' l( ?, D0 `
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,1 i$ k- i& ~5 |) n! O% ]
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 2 x4 U: d! {6 Q6 D
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 & q9 s9 \: J2 C* i# |) b
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
' y" y5 d3 ]7 Y至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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Like Your people ( ?1 {8 W4 ^( x3 Y3 R
喜歡妳的人
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… 5 J& h( }6 [4 r+ _& G T) ~
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