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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
' A/ e: w' ~) z% b6 b但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
1 ?5 \/ j$ L* x7 ^4 n7 @老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，6 N4 ?- f3 a0 B) M1 i# n5 |: A
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 2 F5 ]2 Z2 x/ e+ J+ G
OH！MY GOD ！
; M. Q) _; J6 s0 @) @6 c% Z很有一套喔！ ' x4 I o/ N, h* J7 u9 p3 z; ^8 j
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Dear wang litte sister:
; J8 X2 e& y9 Z8 N" QFrom see you one eye, I shit love you., C) L1 s+ z; T# D
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.# v* {; E- h$ i% ^7 `$ h8 G
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
" Z; o+ I' Q- v- _Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
( b- P8 k% I5 d" ]When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
& q4 W: d- E0 N% rI think l should introduce myself to you.- L& Z: o5 Z- J, { I8 t0 y
I call Li big great. Toyear 25! e3 \) b8 G# G
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ( G* }: h) r# j2 O( e
I am a good man, in a big company work.
3 ?- @ u9 w' }# r2 L( tI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
/ V7 y; ^7 h7 w7 gPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,- S. r& x. E1 }$ V
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ' Q2 S X7 x6 {: j& j
Like Your people 8 s) U! Q6 A s. m6 F8 d
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親愛的王小姐
: V& v* F! ?0 M( z0 nFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
$ [5 C7 i5 d- q- y; \自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
' F+ N8 A6 B0 YYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.5 V/ |+ ^* O7 n& c* _# t
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 2 ? [; D c2 Y/ {
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 9 O- U7 @2 Y' F! [
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.* t0 {: n8 B1 m8 }5 V s
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
: d& f7 w) l1 S, h) S, P. [+ u# |也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
/ L" @5 A& v, E9 {! KI think l should introduce myself to you. # G( d4 s/ |4 z
我想應該介紹一下自己。 ( S& N$ D. g* i( b) x4 N, e
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 O! V2 }- i h7 X
我叫李大偉 ,今年25
j2 Q0 s7 o j- ~9 o(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
7 s$ I/ u+ y0 b7 J' X9 u+ HMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
2 J+ q: J+ a# B; L. d# m7 `我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
5 ]! C* [: S) T, OI am a good man, in a big company work.
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I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. # ?, ~$ h \' g# G6 ], K* s& Q, B
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 2 n. m) N4 ]1 n8 W( a6 j
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
. L# L( }/ e. B% z! band find a place where many monks live in to over my life; $ S0 K4 g) ~& h3 [$ \9 z. t
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
: b) L% x$ V* g& s% G1 k(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。( t- m* E9 ^7 k: x
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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( w0 o2 i7 y' E" m! P/ ^5 R4 E& t＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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