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老爸的英文情書      
   
% ]- Q5 b7 J9 T! x9 `, B老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
9 r- H2 I* v+ F7 U/ }但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
9 P/ U5 E% Y: V8 i老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  
8 v: D9 n. R0 f6 H2 BOH！MY GOD ！
6 ?) b" j0 z( M% ~很有一套喔！   
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; X2 X- \* p/ J4 p4 cDear  wang litte sister:     
From see  you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes  close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to  live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.      
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.  
: m5 r  V- [6 V% z* o* QWhen you carefully look at me, you will one  see clock.     
I think l should  introduce myself to you.
' r6 W  d! u4 u5 ]I call Li big  great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth  people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
I  am a good man, in a big company work.
- \' x" T2 E2 II do  early fuck every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.     
Please  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
7 H" a7 i9 L. @7 U/ k7 K) gand find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;      
                         Like  Your people   


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Dear  wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐     
" S9 {, P6 L+ q- G) b) C: @3 ^# B# A0 aFrom  see you one eye, I shit love  you.  
% J" e4 u0 r% P% U4 C$ D  e. z' u自從看到你的第一眼   ,  我便愛上你。        
( s, Z( F2 d. J4 Z1 YYour  eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.     
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?  
! T$ Z( Z! }) D& ?+ q' oMaybe  you do not remember me, no matter.
When you  carefully look at me, you will one see  clock.   
: }; \# e4 f7 |/ A也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情        
I  think l should introduce myself to you.     
$ k6 l# Z- V( }& d1 n8 f1 p我想應該介紹一下自己。        
3 y: [& h( s" P0 _  y- UI  call Li big great. Toyear 25      
# U* z5 s, W/ u/ `我叫李大偉 ,今年25
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)     
6 K- C- N$ o' L" d- g2 q) KMy  home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.   
# L1 u. l+ s* D) f我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。        
I  am a good man, in a big company work.     
0 H4 C; {! |1 G! X我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。     
( h$ g" t/ m( K  K! u: ^9 dI  do early fuck every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..   
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。        
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;     
請嫁給我吧  ,   否則我將削髮為僧   ,   找個廟來了此一生。        
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
6 g5 T6 @# l- \至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)        
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Like  Your people   
喜歡妳的人

＊原來做早操的英文是      make  early fuck……
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大頭

好好笑喔
你阿爸很厲害喔!

老大

小小芳

真的很妙

雨果

好可怕的英文

FANNY!FANNY!

Vic

真是妙阿