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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
/ p6 `/ i5 g" c$ B- `' \& L但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,
! `/ ?( o' U8 v( [! d2 V老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,* E/ o# R: z8 a8 i
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是
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很有一套喔!
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! `1 J0 ] U0 s4 v* P% ~Dear wang litte sister:
, t" ~, K& [- X/ m! LFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
& m# T0 r' [6 t K" D& I1 [Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
m) S4 p/ u$ YYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 2 b# A) J0 p/ a# N! ~1 t) ~
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. ( Q# {' _ C0 k2 b h* o
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
; Q; H( { D/ C3 e8 R" t: lI think l should introduce myself to you.
% e5 W# k% G% B0 PI call Li big great. Toyear 25
4 R' U5 N8 u" z& dMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
; h2 f0 p8 k4 Z# T& wI am a good man, in a big company work.
. Y! Q5 Z- D7 n4 F6 l: h, p' S% iI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. : c8 U: I! v( V: B; L
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,) ]2 V6 S% ?: E* @9 l
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; " g9 ?) g% d2 e. O1 `2 F* }
Like Your people
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先翻翻看再看答案吧
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$ s; m; Q$ M$ A" w1 W) eDear wang litte sister:
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( [8 W' |2 d& `$ AFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
5 \0 t+ O) \8 |* q- u自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
3 P3 T9 g3 g+ @9 o4 z- PYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
+ [# L3 H$ v) oYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
# N" O4 j4 A6 G7 j3 d$ g妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
$ `2 f, X5 e8 B* F/ ZMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
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也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情 7 I: j# r2 T5 Q" o+ `8 Q- _
I think l should introduce myself to you. 5 v3 T( K! D9 f( |8 q4 o7 ]
我想應該介紹一下自己。 ; a, f' `" R. d4 G: ]' p
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 ( E& E: @: I$ t. D3 M' x
我叫李大偉 ,今年25
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1 |+ Z+ x' w! c6 _2 m2 `, |My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 8 q& }1 C( d9 \
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 7 r" Y2 u8 ^7 u) h* O
I am a good man, in a big company work.
0 s+ Z/ e) x4 e$ P, Z$ w我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
" N$ }# X% T: xI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. " @, A5 Y& S: Z! _3 A9 J- Q8 j5 ]
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
7 E8 m+ m* z# L0 \Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
! |; e$ k9 q" l- A& [! Qand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ' r, U& d2 m5 ?% }
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 $ U1 U* m4 Z W' M2 g
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
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喜歡妳的人1 u1 E' o7 X' K: [2 E2 \
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*原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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