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老爸的英文情書
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5 x7 |; o* y: [ L! J老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
* l; ?0 A* b B& o: L但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,9 o( `8 N& V5 j. P! r
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,! V( Q5 T4 u( b) N- Q8 b! W" G0 B
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 5 A2 [, M" {* T/ P
OH!MY GOD !
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From see you one eye, I shit love you.+ x6 J! S9 _, o. Z0 T
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.; H! I6 r1 l4 m; S' ^
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
v7 e2 [. F5 m9 L9 XMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. 7 U, p2 L8 o0 R& p# t8 E. @! @
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
; g( g* ^7 F; A; @& u5 {I think l should introduce myself to you.$ c- x" O# p% B `) q0 C0 @
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
, \8 Y, H1 v4 O' sMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
2 C8 q, ?4 M6 T3 kI am a good man, in a big company work.5 j! [" P3 O8 Q8 s0 p8 F
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. - g1 L+ X9 n, U% J, ~
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,$ y7 e3 ?; L+ L2 h" {1 j6 a
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; " b( o) y( h" F) }; g2 j: y
Like Your people
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2 ^7 S. @) w3 PDear wang litte sister:
7 ?- c6 w8 H! V5 l* {, W親愛的王小姐
' S9 B) y% b- q( X5 E( ^' c$ OFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
E9 o# y% @4 Y- W8 b0 M6 a自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
; i: U* F' E! B. O. J! h0 \/ f mYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live." [) R' R- j+ X5 P1 z* x
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ; b) j% P; h% N5 e! H
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
) @, u$ o; \. l3 zMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.9 P* ?8 x f5 q5 T
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
, Z5 X- J, J5 `4 x) \& E4 E也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情
* E4 [# z5 |' X+ C% m) C1 S. VI think l should introduce myself to you. $ B& |. ~" w7 L( W# t6 O9 q9 \
我想應該介紹一下自己。 0 R" U: _2 x& e( u* y
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 8 ]3 c& c9 s" W$ `( V7 g
我叫李大偉 ,今年250 k2 }: O$ S) h, ^9 L* _: z4 j
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧!)
, H7 v) i1 Y' ?9 {6 p, PMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. " n( \+ Q4 S, I& f& h
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
" ^/ N( s X; E# aI am a good man, in a big company work. 7 t) m F8 L0 C& n! w' A
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 " J" I' `' M8 S) Z
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
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Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,5 J' h8 M! k3 a
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ; L8 C$ l4 y2 I+ U
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 . V$ F; [6 b3 ~, Z! `/ | |1 I
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
2 x! X }1 y0 q9 q. @5 x至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。) 1 v0 ]4 ]% |- b2 U' H& [6 v8 S
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Like Your people
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*原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… ( _* ?! {- a2 O& s: K) k+ ~
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