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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
! c3 k: G' L2 w" K但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,0 U _+ l4 ~- ]- U- {- I
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
* l( d+ r8 W# M o6 W, y+ S老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 ' K$ f7 E2 F9 |. G
OH!MY GOD !' N: U O( Y' Q# q7 g. S* u! W
很有一套喔!
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3 v" |. |7 O) `2 R# H( [9 ODear wang litte sister:
+ ^- o7 k' X3 \. Z9 UFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.( [4 A" b7 Z1 O" q+ \+ F/ A k
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.3 Q6 O1 s- _ G
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
: g% `/ `2 [" i, \7 n/ g3 }Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. ; S; W, C+ \, w, u) I
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
: ]( h2 h5 s! T& d/ i, t# u D& E- qI think l should introduce myself to you.! x* F% X! @ b- f4 a' g0 g
I call Li big great. Toyear 25) m8 n# t7 E( ]
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ! o* s- t# s9 ]
I am a good man, in a big company work.& V) O) l6 ]/ O( n
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 0 }- B9 \. m! r I
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
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Like Your people
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先翻翻看再看答案吧* }. }6 ^( A& M O. Y/ J2 M
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& A% J+ `- b/ s# h& x2 QDear wang litte sister:( L" ], b. ^1 I8 r. y
親愛的王小姐
& f3 z/ ^$ G- R3 fFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. 0 S7 f l8 R" G& Z d
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 & I5 J& C6 K* e/ ?2 _- i
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.4 i4 C9 D! Z9 f) |# z3 [
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
+ a: w/ K4 J. n/ j/ B3 @5 Q, ^妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
! M0 f; p: h! d+ A1 `$ ]* B# H, eMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.0 ?* N0 `' f, B2 W9 U9 Y
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. - T9 H8 @0 }6 N* ?* y9 m
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情 ( v% w( u7 B+ I
I think l should introduce myself to you. 5 {% z0 ~5 C( E g* O! `9 U
我想應該介紹一下自己。 2 e# j4 Y8 V% `- L
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
$ |( c9 o! `/ s0 _# W我叫李大偉 ,今年25 O# Q, X% B( I* V+ B9 u
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧!)
5 \# V1 \! Y0 x5 s4 oMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 9 R& I; [' M0 [. W
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 / P: @) n8 `0 M7 g7 m
I am a good man, in a big company work. # B0 h6 H6 U) B
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
, q# Z6 r4 a6 F) _: j( J. lI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
, X9 Q& G- m2 ]0 b7 V9 r我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
: S, ~+ z+ H9 y. xPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,0 b& Z: \* h$ ^7 W' i8 m- Y4 l
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
' x8 m/ m, W3 `+ d! E請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 : G$ t- e- |, K% q
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
1 A4 m' h, U, q7 i; y; V9 Z4 k至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
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) n! e$ Y) d: x; S+ A6 {*原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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