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老爸的英文情書 9 W; U5 C3 @+ \) v: N+ _# q0 g
0 P! R1 ^$ x! X2 o$ M( k老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
2 U9 n7 c8 o8 r" V- Z! A但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,/ L+ H) X& M" n$ l$ Q3 q' g6 j6 T
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
4 b. y7 r- I- \6 p& H老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 . }& d" Y" J5 q3 D- Z6 O
OH!MY GOD !
$ c3 I! {- p. r" P( B) L' f) T很有一套喔! 2 A, D4 H9 l' i. y. h. _7 b$ i
- A: l$ l5 n) L+ g, Q/ dDear wang litte sister: 9 R- F6 X1 O* M8 [; z- V) y3 E
From see you one eye, I shit love you.; j& p, d9 ^- c: P& m+ X( K
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.8 c d4 w" ~/ R
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
: G) i% j0 ?! [; d* N8 ^; SMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
) L" I# N- x' d6 L* KWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. ( h5 v8 Q" M* ]& u* P
I think l should introduce myself to you.
' a) C9 b' ?7 @. x9 n% R/ ZI call Li big great. Toyear 25
7 n2 ^1 p) p& d& |5 nMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 8 ?8 j7 ?! z, X
I am a good man, in a big company work.
8 J3 C/ L/ ]6 j9 X, `2 aI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. . G) ?, ~3 Y3 T# m
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
1 n: X( @# d$ s: z; D3 {1 wand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 3 _2 D0 g+ h, J) d8 b3 g
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Dear wang litte sister:
4 j& o" ~9 k \: ^1 g. j親愛的王小姐
2 x9 q6 Z' l* V1 u% b' B/ SFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
2 t: q2 ~" q7 j/ G# a# n! k" W% F自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 2 c/ k+ z& K9 S9 n/ E: I
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.4 }& h/ L; U$ v g7 j
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
9 w I1 R! u3 m4 i妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ' V2 P* h. P, f5 Z( f& J
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.4 A1 A& r7 `1 k, D! x$ R/ c% d/ s9 ?
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
/ }7 p3 B: Q* X% I" d也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情 ( T5 L1 c" P0 `" x! F! _2 ]: I$ U
I think l should introduce myself to you.
/ Y8 V* @/ D( ?$ _6 ~+ [我想應該介紹一下自己。 5 A2 ~6 D. @0 p: t" M! y& T
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 2 W* q& d& P0 B- Z9 s4 E
我叫李大偉 ,今年25
7 T& p7 e4 V* K7 {2 W(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧!)
: C3 B* ~" m0 r: `$ C: y$ q- IMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. ! {8 U6 j X" N+ N5 e' h( \: e. R4 A
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 ( q9 C% W- R7 G( e9 |$ J
I am a good man, in a big company work.
6 C E9 n3 o& W+ ~- x& o& A& Q我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 8 \) h5 Q- H0 J% D. \
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. , S7 Z3 E2 m1 A! j H
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 & q0 ~: i0 O& {
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
9 V% g; H+ C7 L, l! L1 zand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
0 L$ j2 V, k- ^$ f0 X% K請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
" |. D/ h. z& f* o7 f' c(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。' v9 `0 e: u1 \- ~/ l* Z6 }
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喜歡妳的人
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