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老爸的英文情書
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; ?) K. }$ G0 @( q老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,9 s9 Y; a" N' X6 G) n/ [ z3 S
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,5 Q$ G, U, o8 F' c _- E7 I9 P
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
- i8 K, p/ p! L; |. R老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 2 }% H- z( |' e) R# g& N/ Y( b" y' F
OH!MY GOD !5 o4 n7 j% I8 R- x4 E |) N
很有一套喔! 0 V( m& B% X" b; y h
0 G6 {5 a' J$ g- v" t. qDear wang litte sister: 6 j2 K4 w. X3 L4 w% C, n7 I U
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
8 r9 `: m$ h6 GYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.! {4 E+ J7 s( I7 {' J
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 1 z8 X$ f7 o- I. X! Q5 L% Q* k) I
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. : r! Y2 l) a( v: {, }4 c( r
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. $ V: u# }; u# t5 m m: }7 |
I think l should introduce myself to you.
8 m/ G8 p" c9 M$ ?I call Li big great. Toyear 25$ v2 A& s% s$ h- W _
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. $ S8 d0 b* j2 _* h/ K& `. q9 G
I am a good man, in a big company work.
+ R4 t0 j; E3 h% |5 n. WI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. V3 Y- }8 D7 P0 s4 L3 N
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
. r! W* Y |; jand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ! j8 i& s) t+ Q
Like Your people B* {$ F3 g1 Y. }' l O; y; k
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Dear wang litte sister:# W, v5 o5 U, M/ ]7 _
親愛的王小姐
4 \3 [; ^# o+ q4 A' b2 @5 jFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
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: c* P* s5 j ZYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. E3 o! t' T0 U, b' y
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
: k6 Q O* Y+ A9 `$ F2 F9 F9 v' X妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ) {# `0 A# w7 J, c0 h
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
& m3 n; u2 D, a) lWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. . U- w0 j2 e% [- m# l' c
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情
5 V; C% L0 U9 _) G7 }& `I think l should introduce myself to you.
) j7 j# F4 m2 Q* w/ s1 H5 f$ t我想應該介紹一下自己。 , a! S& c5 P0 w D
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
* a8 F1 W. L% U5 T+ l我叫李大偉 ,今年259 M) X$ e+ o1 p3 }
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧!) , z( [! x' y# [+ ?" I# w
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
5 }% \2 E& ^ [) {% F# }) s我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
5 c8 g7 U3 s8 q) q' M7 hI am a good man, in a big company work.
" [3 H8 ]. Z7 R0 _' s+ R& ]8 Y& a1 m' D我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 # {* ~' P; g* ]9 }4 q. | t" t
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
. W0 ]) t6 p6 R我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 6 q* j$ @; a% T
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
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請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 ' ^ b4 T# _9 P3 ^4 X* ]- ~
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
5 H& F1 W3 U( H至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
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喜歡妳的人
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*原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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