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老爸的英文情書      
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
! c3 k: G' L2 w" K但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
* l( d+ r8 W# M  o6 W, y+ S老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  
OH！MY GOD ！
很有一套喔！   
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3 v" |. |7 O) `2 R# H( [9 ODear  wang litte sister:     
+ ^- o7 k' X3 \. Z9 UFrom see  you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes  close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to  live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.      
: g% `/ `2 [" i, \7 n/ g3 }Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.  
When you carefully look at me, you will one  see clock.     
: ]( h2 h5 s! T& d/ i, t# u  D& E- qI think l should  introduce myself to you.
I call Li big  great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth  people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
I  am a good man, in a big company work.
I do  early fuck every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.     
Please  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
8 O, I7 b( _$ x  R4 ?9 h! f* `and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;      
                         Like  Your people   
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先翻翻看再看答案吧

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& A% J+ `- b/ s# h& x2 QDear  wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐     
& f3 z/ ^$ G- R3 fFrom  see you one eye, I shit love  you.  
自從看到你的第一眼   ,  我便愛上你。        
Your  eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.     
+ a: w/ K4 J. n/ j/ B3 @5 Q, ^妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?  
! M0 f; p: h! d+ A1 `$ ]* B# H, eMaybe  you do not remember me, no matter.
When you  carefully look at me, you will one see  clock.   
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情        
I  think l should introduce myself to you.     
我想應該介紹一下自己。        
I  call Li big great. Toyear 25      
$ |( c9 o! `/ s0 _# W我叫李大偉 ,今年25
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)     
5 \# V1 \! Y0 x5 s4 oMy  home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.   
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。        
I  am a good man, in a big company work.     
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。     
, q# Z6 r4 a6 F) _: j( J. lI  do early fuck every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..   
, X9 Q& G- m2 ]0 b7 V9 r我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。        
: S, ~+ z+ H9 y. xPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
and find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;     
' x8 m/ m, W3 `+ d! E請嫁給我吧  ,   否則我將削髮為僧   ,   找個廟來了此一生。        
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
1 A4 m' h, U, q7 i; y; V9 Z4 k至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)        
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Like  Your people   
喜歡妳的人

) n! e$ Y) d: x; S+ A6 {＊原來做早操的英文是      make  early fuck……
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Vic

真是妙阿  

FANNY!FANNY!

雨果

好可怕的英文

小小芳

真的很妙

老大

大頭

好好笑喔
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