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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
0 f: J9 W. W8 Z但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，1 _( f w# V1 e/ b# L, R- q* s
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，. h( S \# J/ V
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是
. u% Y B4 ?4 n9 Z; }" e& N- }OH！MY GOD ！
% |! ^ A$ c5 e7 ]( n很有一套喔！ & R, W& O+ s- b
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Dear wang litte sister: . F: [0 ?8 g4 W& ^2 {! K/ Q9 _
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
. `$ P/ P' ?8 _2 XYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.& Z% ^ r+ k- \ R1 j7 o: k
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. y8 }1 b& a* q' x& ^3 V% a
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
' k% `3 T" H5 z- TWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
3 x$ o' \ Z7 l9 B( J! m/ oI think l should introduce myself to you.
2 \0 c: M" M, g. Q! \8 u' e: lI call Li big great. Toyear 259 S9 M, G2 s9 U, E1 M& f5 Z
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
2 x5 q, N; B9 f( H, kI am a good man, in a big company work.
4 j/ E4 W9 e/ {2 Z% UI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 2 w: m# v0 k8 s' l: l
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
2 D+ p: e" [, l3 Eand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 6 p! {; q% _6 g. z
Like Your people ! ~! f1 D) K4 t* m% B3 C
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, F5 l3 f* P" t5 Q( I9 A+ ^$ M先翻翻看再看答案吧% [# z& n- w4 e, s, |1 G# L
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Dear wang litte sister:
+ Q9 f# z, Z( _* v親愛的王小姐 ! r$ X5 ?) N; a4 H7 P3 V1 I
From see you one eye, I shit love you. / P$ I H" C' ~
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 0 @4 L3 U6 M2 F/ q2 \
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
5 z/ q0 @+ O$ lYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
# I! o! R7 l2 w6 y7 s妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
+ V4 ]) W, J# t% D6 hMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.0 Z/ U, i8 I6 B- S
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
" h. ]3 p: I$ r- @也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
; k) u1 i* T) a% [I think l should introduce myself to you.
+ z( Q5 b$ Y: b6 v! h我想應該介紹一下自己。 % x6 ^' g3 @* G: Q6 A
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
& O) C: k. I% ]3 C% i我叫李大偉 ,今年25
# }+ y* ^6 E6 T9 [' Z(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) $ p' W2 ^3 V# ~8 }% ~
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 7 p: ?2 k6 f8 O- ?
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 ) ?6 ]; i* r) A j+ p2 o- x
I am a good man, in a big company work.
! X& G, r* r& `% E+ t; G4 @我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
$ ~7 P2 M+ J% K0 hI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 9 }2 P. s5 @8 T! T/ U. k1 D' a
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 + e2 a/ U7 r% N4 T* L
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,# O! z9 `0 s/ i7 J, w6 T
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; " B2 m% s- O- L
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 . ~4 d$ t5 W }7 W
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。% j! V8 d4 t6 m' \) @5 g
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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0 c. F! I, O3 t6 GLike Your people
- O5 H/ s3 h0 v' i; n7 F喜歡妳的人( u- ~: o& @) F$ R Y2 m- z; f
( v& _% X1 k4 \9 O6 V; f/ J＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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