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% |, x+ \' b3 r5 [5 v* a( T老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪， l3 `- {2 [3 _5 P) a
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
5 X$ V0 U/ g: I) ]老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
& ~ m% H& K* \; {% L! k% r, f% b9 @老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 # U) H9 o4 `, |
OH！MY GOD ！8 o) Y" j" M! r: u
很有一套喔！
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Dear wang litte sister:
+ ~8 z* H$ @' Z( d( [; Z: ^From see you one eye, I shit love you.
. N) h @- Y" Y0 ]" k+ oYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
. a2 v* m) Y r* {1 tYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
8 n! \2 r' P c8 o( b( ?# JMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
8 I2 a" Q; ^, h8 t6 ^ f1 x- yWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
`* ~% P2 P( L* ~6 HI think l should introduce myself to you.8 h, W' [6 _& w: C9 ~
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
8 X. g$ x P9 O7 h. E0 J( V. kMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
" T5 F3 A6 b6 ?/ I7 g* LI am a good man, in a big company work.+ b9 I# g- c/ M
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 0 K9 F/ E `2 j9 X7 e
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
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Like Your people " t* \$ P8 v- c1 D
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7 c$ b/ h P$ o5 E/ x% pDear wang litte sister:
. ~% h/ v4 b1 o R4 l% j: D, H3 K親愛的王小姐
: d/ {0 Z7 R5 }6 \From see you one eye, I shit love you. ; d" n2 \7 d( A6 h- \
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
6 y. S: _0 Y2 K0 h2 W! F6 dYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.% v+ a9 h" e4 Q) d; U. @
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ; o$ q( D6 E( U% }, I M
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
7 g3 T- P4 U: m& GMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
) s$ G* n" m! P( B2 g! d. T; ^. OWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 4 O4 L) z( b) C }$ g ?
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
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我想應該介紹一下自己。 - ]! ~; Z7 I4 o8 W( R' \
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
$ f$ J" C, W% Z1 d' b我叫李大偉 ,今年259 N2 v0 t' y5 f4 e' j
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
; i+ _8 x) }! L4 D: ]& cMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 3 K& k/ l5 `7 y5 K$ Y' L+ m
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
. Y' g) J* q5 L$ R: Z+ UI am a good man, in a big company work. ! E% ^5 L4 n$ Y @
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 0 ~8 [; B, r& U" u
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. % k5 |- T! }! O/ \. N: R; b3 I
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
, ?; {7 I+ G3 x$ gPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
6 F. p$ ^# A) V( Qand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
! N B/ i+ x4 a8 d) ^請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
) F8 M% C6 Q* j* S1 N(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。; v0 R9 Q; M6 C1 U7 s; {( K6 h
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) " J' \5 J/ C& ]9 \% g
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喜歡妳的人2 I0 j/ X- a# a8 {$ }( n' P
8 M$ W) d8 @( T) r＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… 0 G7 f) }4 O: v4 {( H* C9 M
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