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老爸的英文情書
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5 {% I( l& {( n- i U老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，3 b5 [5 E7 x* _) |7 [% R
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，9 f" H! M& {% ^, s
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，; l3 d; v+ n4 m S( ]
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 ! X9 C& r7 [; R
OH！MY GOD ！
! ~9 g3 G, c' ~# t+ D8 I# c很有一套喔！ & U: t) t# k- I6 q7 a. ^( |
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Dear wang litte sister: " X: R) x+ y( O' n! K# q* L" ?
From see you one eye, I shit love you.( u, ~8 K' \- ]4 L& {/ p% E
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live., {$ x3 l# ^/ x3 r4 i. ~+ d' W
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
* x: c) H# f) aMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
( _0 I5 H. H0 lWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. * E, y# U0 o& t3 T$ _8 r2 h
I think l should introduce myself to you.
3 v$ S0 c h1 k" d. lI call Li big great. Toyear 259 w4 q6 J, H: x0 G& h5 B; @# x) h
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. T9 |! }4 Z$ d X; s
I am a good man, in a big company work.
( S1 ?' ~/ j0 L7 j; N* U) ]I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 7 ^+ a# }+ q8 ]
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,/ y' l' t. x5 l4 \& Y( Q2 P: @9 A7 H9 d7 W
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; & d5 P2 N7 n4 K% R5 [# s1 X }6 ]! @; H
Like Your people ' c; z5 L% `7 ]8 S8 }- L; p6 T- J
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3 \3 r8 P. ?/ ^0 @先翻翻看再看答案吧
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: y/ I. g2 ]4 }: bDear wang litte sister:
3 m/ D6 L, r5 @' }+ h親愛的王小姐
& c/ a1 w( u0 C3 N# @( CFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
1 c2 Z/ n9 @- a( H. l9 t, B/ r自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 6 X X9 G/ ~; h1 }' i
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
1 A" Y9 A7 e6 j) x7 ^8 E3 BYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
6 ]: k5 w' `, m妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? " O0 k/ m6 R1 b; g$ T$ Z' [
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.4 q3 i( @( l, H% |" l) ^
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. ( @7 |# l k- _/ x) k! i
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 / o9 \' D/ b' N- y/ l8 |5 `: J
I think l should introduce myself to you.
9 T1 [0 j) ^1 `) D# S我想應該介紹一下自己。
2 L& J8 n: X0 g/ ^; zI call Li big great. Toyear 25
3 E( f+ r) X7 y' y9 z我叫李大偉 ,今年25
* w% X& C1 k. x. \: G(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) ( C. s6 Y& s6 P p8 Y) [9 i
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. + z- Q5 {% p0 K/ [' n- e8 U$ a
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 # x m2 D; v5 ~! a& v) _/ x
I am a good man, in a big company work.
l8 O9 L# t+ w4 l/ W! H我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
; q" i, m8 B" ?8 L* P5 b/ hI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
) k+ H2 h( N: |! u% J: J9 a4 j我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 6 }3 n h* ~1 Z8 C
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,) r! w- r8 u. b
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
! d+ ^( V7 w# m3 B% S請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
) ^/ A3 S. m8 O1 F+ P% s(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
+ r( W' \" @3 t Y至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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5 G+ b5 I" N8 _0 R& |' tLike Your people
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$ w% {% u0 r) T＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… ' i$ T' K7 E5 u* d8 J3 b
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