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' O I" Y+ W6 V6 j" }老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
8 |# H% f* ~0 H/ T$ Q6 c! s6 ?但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，9 S [4 O$ R3 J. b" x' N
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，& \! o. T+ a' @. r3 y( R* I" g- U& @
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 . _) C8 B; Q1 T: ~( N
OH！MY GOD ！
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Dear wang litte sister:
G/ C# I. \; e- S1 EFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
: T1 }, b$ |6 c/ A9 wYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
4 U3 i2 \/ z3 t0 I9 OYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
" E2 x* s3 f, l$ Y1 U, s/ `- aMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. - j* t( {( b) I/ Z
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
# _! f2 m4 s/ n6 B) P0 |I think l should introduce myself to you.1 e# B+ ^3 X" B, v) o
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
9 F: e: z- h9 |; hMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
# B& z& h2 O W3 Z$ e9 N% c+ b jI am a good man, in a big company work.
: V, r) X% i$ vI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 5 A3 }% W6 }, o" h$ i
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
T) u$ B% D( ?& Hand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; - l1 l* q' J7 s
Like Your people
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Dear wang litte sister:/ g, j1 F" S) o
親愛的王小姐 0 N6 R" p# p: q$ c2 X& T4 R( `
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
! O0 Q$ A8 I$ _自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 $ [6 d. C1 P& p! G
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
& d" `- S, C+ ^% ~3 d* n" \Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. - K" c7 A# {$ j h
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 8 ^$ E$ |- u4 L" W d9 H G
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
8 S$ ?2 v7 u0 O- W: h2 SWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. . H) y7 {& M$ ^
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
$ O! z- p/ o& @% eI think l should introduce myself to you. ! ]6 J& R* t* `/ z# ~. v' P; O
我想應該介紹一下自己。
5 t1 b, T) x# X+ }: m9 nI call Li big great. Toyear 25
" H7 @: J6 H9 p0 E! l我叫李大偉 ,今年25
+ E* M: P$ w7 v$ h6 D' R5 H6 Y(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
; C" A0 D& b5 z7 r. [* ^My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 1 P! y. s+ k4 H; u7 ~
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
" d! o6 ]6 ?: U1 ^, cI am a good man, in a big company work. ! M% S8 ?' ?" o$ a+ p
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
2 E$ w7 f9 t Q, [' Y6 gI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 7 A& S3 g8 |9 }" \$ d, H
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
( P0 X* g. A% e$ j. qPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,0 b9 e$ y9 D" ~5 J% D
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請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
! [6 K4 {: L9 }& M7 p(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
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