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老爸的英文情書
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1 j9 d- N3 C( D, J老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
: Y4 n0 n+ g; @ w! S但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，! d/ `6 r9 U, Z C
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
5 j' B2 G3 B4 \8 y老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 % r- r% c: m$ u |& ~/ b/ n
OH！MY GOD ！3 u; I* t& T0 p$ y
很有一套喔！
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7 A* U: t# W: `Dear wang litte sister: 2 h( \/ ?8 X# J! y
From see you one eye, I shit love you.. d/ N- F2 V8 m5 h- u F+ C3 H7 a
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
5 c4 M) _/ H: y1 }5 NYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 8 k; y5 \3 [! c! N
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. : n4 d8 I1 ?$ v8 v$ o$ Y9 ?0 b
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
- W8 {0 b2 J6 b3 F: l: z1 @I think l should introduce myself to you.5 x* G& j( |2 I) `6 `9 k7 M+ ?# J0 w
I call Li big great. Toyear 25. _5 {. [6 i7 C% g4 c
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
0 T: a/ J9 J; }. |I am a good man, in a big company work.
2 d, {; v8 y3 x$ UI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 4 z9 R! b M R/ t+ h v
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
+ P/ ~2 @2 j: H8 gand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 8 `, U0 W9 o1 p4 ?! w" B" @, U
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5 V5 l7 Q+ G) `$ C/ I先翻翻看再看答案吧
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" C0 e+ s) ]( r7 {5 _Dear wang litte sister:& S" S% _9 T8 p, o; [' H- x/ L
親愛的王小姐
6 \+ m0 [! }& m9 H( CFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
* ^9 B) E. T1 B8 c3 H自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 * `, e, O: A( [$ E2 q. X" k1 I. y+ S
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
$ a( _5 A8 `, tYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. % t: d- d4 h6 B, s3 J1 X
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ; q# x# u; j! D" {) m* X
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.. M6 E) j. Z: B; ~
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 4 E ]1 a5 Y4 p, h, H1 b
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
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我想應該介紹一下自己。
% |5 ~( B) [; m8 WI call Li big great. Toyear 25
2 o- x8 C n3 \! ^, x我叫李大偉 ,今年254 I3 e! t3 o- s7 e$ }, N
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
. V0 ?, _) G2 H# j) @$ o( U6 IMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
- h9 e: t x0 F7 C' }我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
# e/ x3 g! d) q% E6 DI am a good man, in a big company work. 1 C1 O7 z: w. v& b
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
9 @+ j' Z( }2 s; Z0 z0 Z" gI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 6 `1 {8 ^) Q' }0 @- e) ]
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
; Q8 G* i' a1 u2 |Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,) n S" d% e5 [
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
; k( M9 G& R v請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
$ N4 ~; l7 j7 R& Q/ a; E7 J2 f( ^, ~(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
* c5 ~6 [1 \7 B U至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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喜歡妳的人
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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