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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，5 V$ c# |/ T, f ^
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，6 x( v* C" X" B0 b( l# M& k
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
% x5 N7 z* z1 p4 O# B* G老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是
; ?8 K" b+ N# V: o& t" k3 ~OH！MY GOD ！
2 [$ k3 l0 ^# h# i- O; r很有一套喔！ 7 |. [" g' U, I) Z- m
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Dear wang litte sister:
, i+ E# p* ]' X' _, ~. hFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.% y) _9 G+ w t1 i1 k2 ^* `' D
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.# w7 r' }: ~, x8 _$ O! j9 p
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
; p5 t. f, m) r: `# F% dMaybe you do not remember me, no matter. 8 H. n4 T7 D( ~3 W6 z
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
/ w9 G1 U( L w r2 q/ N5 bI think l should introduce myself to you.
$ U9 [8 n% w' F/ ?4 t( ?) XI call Li big great. Toyear 256 {" x9 a% m, z' L1 \, X
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 5 l# u+ T2 T; z$ `' l
I am a good man, in a big company work.3 p' u9 O: X, `9 v. X5 X4 v
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
2 d |, X/ x' a# A" [. @: i' ^Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,/ E% Z" n6 X7 L& `; A, D$ V
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; " u- V; P' ?2 c& l' y/ ]
Like Your people ' _- \8 p+ m. ^1 e" Y
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Dear wang litte sister:5 T! G3 X7 m( o2 w0 a% G. K
親愛的王小姐
7 z* |1 N$ _" y `! oFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
' B5 O9 R* w$ a* W自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 & B# |# p6 g; X/ m
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
4 q3 y8 U0 V* B0 Q+ ^/ ^Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
9 T# q/ g- H! v6 Q2 S妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? * K4 i0 k' B6 f( a9 \
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
8 T3 E: Y8 A: V; B9 s3 W6 e0 LWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. . j" y/ \' h$ T6 e' t
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 9 E& n# E% z+ c6 z! t; k
I think l should introduce myself to you.
0 n1 Q0 z: j! P; I9 L我想應該介紹一下自己。
* M1 S0 T5 L0 E' ^2 zI call Li big great. Toyear 25 , ?$ c, a0 ^: M' ^# x
我叫李大偉 ,今年25
+ \; S- E1 P' _5 \(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) 8 z1 N$ m5 K: p, r/ ~$ d
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
9 x9 {3 C% f# ~+ A# Z: v+ P% n我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 ; v* E3 b6 D; H# j9 m! O6 T
I am a good man, in a big company work.
- u1 s# G4 Y) {, m7 L我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
/ m5 j. J0 _4 H4 ^I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
4 J4 r6 m1 S# h( i( X2 V我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
% X( F3 }+ }4 n# ?Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,- U4 T" ]- e% N9 W/ S+ Q. ~* m7 X+ K
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; ! a: n; P/ F$ O" J
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 2 |4 H2 U) Q3 q' e3 E
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
1 B3 \, R1 R5 F至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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Like Your people
5 }/ `" F8 a; k" p, @& k8 T o! H喜歡妳的人
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… & b5 q3 {1 x0 D
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