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老爸的英文情書
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& c6 S$ j' M) }. U老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，" Z0 G3 W T5 U7 p
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，' J( Z0 \( ~% W. U; ~/ b; [( V
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，) R/ S5 N/ {# B: L
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是
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很有一套喔！ $ i8 V4 c" a6 J* }
+ L$ i9 m4 v7 H0 Q4 v+ `Dear wang litte sister:
8 B. A5 w: B# G. }From see you one eye, I shit love you.
: ]3 N' B- f) F2 J' MYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.$ b/ ^ r" j3 n5 u" h! i
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
( ]+ |3 m" h0 YMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
. a1 D1 M# n- G }When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. * ^/ s' ^% s/ }: ^+ q
I think l should introduce myself to you.
9 L) }9 y& O7 R- _I call Li big great. Toyear 25
( a2 F3 t- i n2 T5 |/ G3 YMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. * p- q* f+ E; \/ |; M% q* a8 {' e
I am a good man, in a big company work.! l P# `" R, H* J$ f) }2 z: {
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. ! M4 n) n' k/ a- r- l
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,3 N( L- m$ q* c* ^1 `2 z; |; O/ v
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 1 x9 k) }& q* \3 ]
Like Your people " B- H. V7 Z' p/ _0 a
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Dear wang litte sister:; c( f k: P! }* \4 h
親愛的王小姐
. u6 }$ v/ W! z5 R' \From see you one eye, I shit love you. 0 A: p: q0 i/ p& Y- L1 y( _. E
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
5 N0 T1 [, |9 W% K4 FYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live./ y; q7 `7 a, R$ k; t# v
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
+ ?% e/ R* J3 Z" _+ e! }7 @妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
4 Z9 [8 [' P) t+ O1 m) N2 _Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
# \. ?, Z' F/ J, y, _* gWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. " d5 K7 i) _/ z: E1 C
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 " E( t( j* _, T- _
I think l should introduce myself to you.
1 D( `# e+ _3 `6 e% R我想應該介紹一下自己。
$ f7 l. @+ O$ s' G, m9 W% B( I; o# qI call Li big great. Toyear 25
: h/ p: C2 e$ t \& b& @我叫李大偉 ,今年25
) ?4 b7 x4 v9 T& B4 W(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
, q1 ^5 e% O G5 q" e" eMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
! D" E4 A0 \2 D. F9 [3 M6 M, X我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
, u. t% h( `) K: dI am a good man, in a big company work. ' {2 T7 P# m, {- u
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
+ z7 d5 u# D% C4 aI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
; z" g0 H% j" f7 l5 e% E我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 : N0 `( @/ [0 H/ D+ m6 E$ h: R
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
- _; z- _1 k7 e7 k Sand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; $ c7 ?3 ~ O/ A1 h0 o% R
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
+ ]7 |6 i0 I7 T d6 A(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
* k$ \) O: F& Q; d至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) 9 j; [ s1 g/ ]" c8 R Z: v- M' ~' D9 y
7 s! y& V/ X, e( Z5 kLike Your people
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X/ t4 B3 A6 t5 d( P# M( J# Q- f＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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