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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
" q1 _5 c: W' u3 l, C2 C$ D1 g但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
Y: p7 C' o; ~- o$ A老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
0 d4 Q4 y9 R7 ]/ `* t老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 % j" U3 T7 R, J% c8 R! z8 ]5 l
OH！MY GOD ！( `) k/ T) D- q6 H
很有一套喔！
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9 g. ?4 Q( i% s$ ]+ v! jDear wang litte sister: 9 p* p. m* K; i( C/ P4 b/ j, E
From see you one eye, I shit love you.4 A9 R/ C" p: U, _5 _8 a3 H
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
% w8 q; H! e+ o7 i' _Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. * f9 H5 w$ D( c: @
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. 3 I; v" W/ i9 p! o. W
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. . I6 O: Y. o6 r* a0 j# G& Q1 p
I think l should introduce myself to you.& ^; B4 b( z0 W! }% }6 F
I call Li big great. Toyear 253 ]8 p+ u$ R( r5 s+ w
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. : i8 I. Y7 X/ f5 d- W4 D
I am a good man, in a big company work.
7 ^4 c c! J; ^" _I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
3 p9 H% W! |3 \, }Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,* c \: G1 M! A8 `
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; R1 p; K! d, A) Q% M
Like Your people . f* ]' F. p G
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* j4 w1 n% x' ^先翻翻看再看答案吧
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Dear wang litte sister:
; w* ?1 v9 U- E$ }6 h親愛的王小姐
: @) i9 X" Y" }) w+ d) C3 ~% JFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. ) i- N2 I+ M$ j
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 " Z5 ]9 D. l/ G6 k1 P
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.5 O2 [8 ~, |" ~& f1 a6 }
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
- q6 @. F6 A0 ?, l妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ( y1 r2 {. o7 \, @. {
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.. u) p9 R" k2 p4 O% G
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. - @. J( [: F/ t4 t* L
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 * J! S) @$ U5 d) N: D
I think l should introduce myself to you.
; ?( x" C2 ~% B4 {3 w+ j我想應該介紹一下自己。 ' g+ g$ B( } ]6 P3 h
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
0 q- V% q- s: I我叫李大偉 ,今年25
' w) V. P# c8 D(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
' G7 k `1 G/ [My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. * M d% r2 j5 C/ P) Q
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
+ G& L+ A% y- N0 L/ [I am a good man, in a big company work. 7 c- n$ _ H F3 I4 v/ P. [8 p
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
1 G( e5 f3 A, w# WI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
& p' C9 V2 e! t7 x; X8 _$ o: W( M我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
" R i+ v' C! x1 R; y) n# APlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,0 L5 o0 \; z5 i: A& j$ J
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; g- f7 L9 v7 A8 c1 l
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
5 R8 b7 ] l1 j+ u7 n" k(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 U. x( v/ i; k- a! o
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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$ P: A6 j4 s7 w, A＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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