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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
4 A6 `0 g- N# _% ~& f但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，5 z' W1 U( I8 ]& R
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
" C8 }( C1 B$ t: F! y老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 - l! m+ D+ {; V4 T
OH！MY GOD ！6 \+ G K2 u' J- U! A6 o0 ~, G% Y5 y
很有一套喔！ " y; ^5 w, ]: n( }
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Dear wang litte sister: % h& m8 u% k! ?
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
9 S1 c$ ?7 H( X- ^; @% mYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
$ _' f4 r0 p- TYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ( Y# a" f8 e$ d
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
" K- w6 c2 ~; u! T' r Q2 fWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 7 L; g# ]0 p9 L- G& f+ t) ^ {9 b
I think l should introduce myself to you.
- P# {, @ I# w' X! MI call Li big great. Toyear 25
9 B& U' s% x3 ?* X6 sMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
3 d5 T1 C+ T, j5 rI am a good man, in a big company work.) |$ u- z; S7 p6 g
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
5 [* \8 T% a8 A8 P1 _Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
4 K; S! [9 _( f/ k$ tand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
+ b) `% y* u! k% d" g& g7 r D Like Your people
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: {. ^( S. X% z: l1 X- {, k' V先翻翻看再看答案吧
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0 S4 p8 l4 }2 t( u% wDear wang litte sister:" J) e2 L) d# v7 T& I& p- b
親愛的王小姐
6 n' M6 n& k S" J4 s5 N2 }From see you one eye, I shit love you. / l* `* l* I# }6 H
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。 1 n" E) ], @' h# `: w& @/ V, W9 e! H
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
U8 b4 x( s/ h" \% RYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. ! o& t4 K* @7 z. R% J
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
+ W* W8 X; M. F" w, IMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
1 Z! \+ a" s$ Q' y" FWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 6 g1 `4 ^3 I/ v. o$ q) K
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
6 k2 q0 q$ c4 w; y8 O% VI think l should introduce myself to you. 1 k7 B) s9 F2 l f, i, M$ T, A
我想應該介紹一下自己。 1 V- ~" z0 H! \+ o8 |
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 0 A4 c* D3 \* c! b6 m
我叫李大偉 ,今年25& U0 h U; j% e! q4 y
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！) 7 Q; z- {4 w ?; `4 ?8 d8 r
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. & k1 `) m e; P9 y
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 " w# v4 \8 ?) C* L' j8 j7 T
I am a good man, in a big company work.
+ e* P- l' `$ ]1 o& n我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
c3 \$ ?) X- z4 q1 d+ fI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
4 N* p+ w8 W/ m2 \. x6 V' i4 g. ~我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 / n# E, W5 ] ?$ g6 {6 n
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,/ E3 e( n, Z6 s- B7 E# j- h }! R
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; / ]2 S2 p6 d9 B, r O# W
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
- {& Y" q2 C1 O- M1 L(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。% W# Y" n& ^- [7 W5 z9 m) y9 A
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) " [4 o' z+ r! D8 v( ^- f
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喜歡妳的人
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＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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