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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，! v& j0 w* N/ z2 F) n6 z7 j5 b. J- \
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，$ b+ P8 O+ i( f8 t* g' E
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，, y* u4 x: u' [7 Z" ]6 i
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 6 E% @! `1 G+ z6 s: P: t
OH！MY GOD ！8 m/ Q5 v2 w' x# l- f( m) {! Q
很有一套喔！
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$ o( E! v/ n# {3 g9 [% ~# d% V3 I& }Dear wang litte sister:
* H; _) s( j$ c* \From see you one eye, I shit love you.
, g R9 w* }( ~/ h' s) C z* `Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.# M! ~5 x3 p( k$ ?( j0 v
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. . q; H* p& Y Z( T! `3 z# o
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
' Z' _" a4 y' ]% y, A) y% j% ]When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
/ m2 b0 u. Z1 M: p+ P& [* c9 yI think l should introduce myself to you.) O. B4 ]+ x0 c+ V: c
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
e) }+ }1 w0 z2 m! X4 q7 d' RMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
# |" S/ L% D4 E: n Q. qI am a good man, in a big company work.
M1 f: Z0 @3 x- kI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
% y9 A2 H- H( S/ c% J0 CPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,8 V1 H2 _9 f2 Q! h. Q1 O
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
4 q' T8 F j* X5 h Like Your people # e' O4 w: y2 T
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# c) {& l* _- G/ M先翻翻看再看答案吧
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: L9 f1 u+ V' L" DDear wang litte sister:! d& {, w/ ~6 a, {3 i* H# H
親愛的王小姐
) u; V% ?* C* |5 h8 D/ m( CFrom see you one eye, I shit love you. 6 u4 n _& U7 x+ C+ `4 H7 H @; K
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
. k ]3 X8 V( YYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.5 V- P0 \' p$ z6 }2 f3 Z
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. + g+ \" _ [0 g. J
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ; ^, I5 w1 ~+ S) D9 m3 x
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
' u- y3 I$ X6 q& UWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
+ \. ~9 @4 G. a6 r5 P c) D也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
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7 x" C1 X' `2 q+ b我想應該介紹一下自己。
! H+ J3 w- F; h# j, KI call Li big great. Toyear 25
: X4 ?; i4 s1 w; r# s2 k2 E我叫李大偉 ,今年257 E5 r& e# e8 l) U" Q" Z0 r, _0 i
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
) {2 ?0 y7 H5 ]My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 9 w+ _4 D2 Q; S- W2 s
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 6 ^# p5 D- N/ d. I0 S7 r
I am a good man, in a big company work. . a3 d# N/ y+ l+ X0 ^* M3 I
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
9 X8 b& M9 Z) D, l! F3 nI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. % J, q `4 Z5 x$ I* K
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 ) X* }2 F; w5 d0 D- m
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
" r# G, j, g% A6 pand find a place where many monks live in to over my life; % c' I+ a- x3 A3 I
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。 - p' n: ?4 ~+ G
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。. w; T% ? j* v. { \; @
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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喜歡妳的人
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; ~2 _( S$ a# T& s＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck……
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