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老爸的英文情書
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
" t/ L* i6 Y9 K% ?/ U& k. Q但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，% [6 }* S- |: P4 }5 B' y
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
1 U" U5 T$ W f- L" X- h8 }老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是
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很有一套喔！
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Dear wang litte sister: * Z/ e! b% {2 |% e+ b
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
; V3 Q: } q* M" D. a7 |1 EYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.* m0 ~% s) T& ?$ f" J
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. , P# m4 h, L! _ l: `
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
/ `- x' R: l; G) L) m& x# s1 B; G, cWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
$ o; T) h! ^; k f8 u( WI think l should introduce myself to you.$ ` f3 d6 m6 V3 n6 l! ?/ y
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
1 O$ Y+ K8 U A' jMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
5 Y9 W& O; ^5 ~I am a good man, in a big company work.4 Q6 P. n: `6 ~1 E! D
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. & R" [; b) ~8 h: H+ D; g* b
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
4 J; T p% ~ d6 G# Q/ hand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
% u0 z1 k2 ^; r% }" ^5 ]; h Like Your people
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先翻翻看再看答案吧
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- y7 y4 g: y* R) [Dear wang litte sister:
, n- @+ }) W4 h+ y3 o' t3 k親愛的王小姐
, B8 A5 j- [8 uFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
( w- b% V/ L" ^- m/ S1 l; b自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
G3 e8 H$ e: ]! t) `+ m& f9 _Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.6 q v, F+ ]% T* G9 d# e: @# D
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 8 f3 D$ S# ~4 F, {7 E+ v% [1 c
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? ) \3 o( L- J/ M5 z2 {. m, Q/ v7 i
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.; z4 Z" a+ V! T6 F4 O6 h1 M% `* V" K
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. $ D4 C; Z& x/ e* P
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 3 a! s# s" d2 X8 v- _ E
I think l should introduce myself to you.
2 T# ]! i; e0 v0 ^# H4 G1 N我想應該介紹一下自己。 7 L' O: G7 I1 y6 d# m+ y
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 ' |! b, B. ~) u4 V7 Q
我叫李大偉 ,今年25/ P# j4 n2 \+ d2 S* r/ y
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)
/ g! n" d# ?6 X1 j$ J7 O& RMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. , B X3 m2 h( r. {9 [4 G
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 6 A4 H) R7 C T+ G! s- w' I [* U
I am a good man, in a big company work.
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' T, H7 u3 I( ?2 ?$ z; FI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. & w% n) y5 x# T# g% G
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 , w, }9 P8 V9 `% i4 p4 X
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
% s( `$ [, J+ O2 zand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
! M6 r) c, M6 q8 A請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
4 ~0 S6 v3 U# f5 r W+ x(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。, ~; {8 M/ G0 w' |) F( E/ O, }
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)
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喜歡妳的人
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0 O8 p. r4 x' K/ s. a" [, `* x" g＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck…… , z) u3 ~, h* a9 C6 H4 v
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