輕鬆一下~

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老爸的英文情書      
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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
3 ?3 e3 k3 W; b3 O8 @但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
: q+ i3 ?8 e0 \7 U* r1 Z老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是  
OH！MY GOD ！
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6 Q0 Y* A6 k1 n/ rDear  wang litte sister:     
) C" R' F( R, fFrom see  you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes  close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to  live.
! t8 \+ l' L5 H4 v3 U( c% W9 DYour eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.      
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.  
- P3 k' o9 \) B/ [5 ]When you carefully look at me, you will one  see clock.     
I think l should  introduce myself to you.
I call Li big  great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth  people-papa, mama, I and DD.     
0 b* }3 k+ v( d7 E( nI  am a good man, in a big company work.
( L4 L; n9 G/ u( ~0 oI do  early fuck every day, so that I can have strong  body to protect you.     
7 |( e7 t0 p1 C7 j& w. S7 BPlease  come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
' E! k- X9 N$ a" Kand find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;      
                         Like  Your people   

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先翻翻看再看答案吧
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Dear  wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐     
6 Q. K6 O& c$ u* eFrom  see you one eye, I shit love  you.  
6 T0 ]6 Z# @+ L% L自從看到你的第一眼   ,  我便愛上你。        
Your  eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back  to live.
Your eyes close and open again and  again,I die again and again.     
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?  
Maybe  you do not remember me, no matter.
& [+ Y& n/ h* o6 b* uWhen you  carefully look at me, you will one see  clock.   
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情        
5 V1 q, T. i- [9 J8 W& z& I( b" AI  think l should introduce myself to you.     
我想應該介紹一下自己。        
I  call Li big great. Toyear 25      
  c( D! y. A! ^* k' j3 E我叫李大偉 ,今年25
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧！)     
* V: t# x. H7 gMy  home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and  DD.   
1 @# g7 z, ~2 R# ]7 E我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。        
9 O; E' _6 \4 K- K  k1 D4 M- mI  am a good man, in a big company work.     
* H) I5 }! b% P* t7 E, z- I我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。     
I  do early fuck every day, so that I can have  strong body to protect you..   
  v0 R3 l: m, P) H我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。        
3 p4 [& u0 B8 G8 _. gPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my  hair to be a monk,
8 D) f" ]1 ^5 B) E( N: G+ nand find a place where  many monks live in to over my life;     
5 G5 p1 o: g3 e& }& H請嫁給我吧  ,   否則我將削髮為僧   ,   找個廟來了此一生。        
5 v7 h# Y$ c- `# ~1 T& g(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)        
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喜歡妳的人

  u% V: m6 L2 e' C＊原來做早操的英文是      make  early fuck……
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大頭

好好笑喔
你阿爸很厲害喔!

老大

小小芳

真的很妙

雨果

好可怕的英文

FANNY!FANNY!

Vic

真是妙阿