兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
                    女士A：我是凍死的
" `" a( f2 f3 j3 T* g1 B* T                    2nd woman: How horrible!
: D+ z8 I7 W% W* p+ u                    女士B：好可怕
) {7 \* a' k4 g* C, U% c4 C                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
8 I7 ^. |- M3 ^, Q* e2 V                    1st woman: So, what happened?
. F4 [4 s$ Z3 R: d7 n8 N                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
3 y( Q( W3 t% O5 q                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
" V2 x& Y7 [) ~# r2 Z* C) g                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
# A6 [( h3 B1 K- x                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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