兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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# ^! X8 Y* h- X5 o9 d5 e. }5 _# T                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
                    女士A：我是凍死的
                    2nd woman: How horrible!
( g5 [! U8 X6 ]6 `% i& K9 h                    女士B：好可怕
4 {4 H1 d) \9 c0 n                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
( o; K( T2 r6 q. [% m                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
* Z9 I# R1 ]; W" r* @, ?; T                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
                    1st woman: So, what happened?
# }8 _# Y- r, S6 Y                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
) [$ }) l; W, l( |! Q5 I% l                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
9 m0 h, R. Z  v% A                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
( [( j* H! j4 l( }8 G2 T# @                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
  I5 L& y& h8 I/ N  g                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
$ V. G* j. X& g; t0 y) g                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
                     

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