兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
% o+ \) |, {* M. B/ I' TTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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- ?7 B: t8 o5 k7 b) o1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
1 Z& W& K) P5 J女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
1 g: l; }, \7 f6 J' Q2 J女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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7 n1 X: N5 F( K( G2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
6 {. A3 d; }, \" V* i9 H( z女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

- a' |0 m. j- e1st woman: So, what happened?
! Q( t5 n7 ]7 T女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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  A, x  U/ D  Y5 d- I7 r! h7 \I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
4 n& x( R, E* ?' X我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

8 \$ _, _* a' n; v. c" E. UI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
" X* ~2 M& i# H# x我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
# N& R! k2 r) G9 \4 c# v5 i應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

4 j' Z( y8 D8 ^$ b6 p2 a3 o阿!!!!
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深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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