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兩個女人在天堂聊天 : z; u9 l+ ]1 \; y( f, s2 b& o
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven ! M) a0 h e+ y/ D& k5 l
5 G6 U8 ^' b# t' R1st woman: I'm frozen to death.! s/ N$ J) l4 Q# S+ k
女士A:我是凍死的
1 ?9 [1 @' L* |% l- h& J2nd woman: How horrible!
! E4 U; z6 \9 v: y& s女士B:好可怕( v e3 @/ P( B& f4 ]
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
. A2 ]! K' X: \- I+ s' H女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?. ]( [/ f* Z( o7 y2 B" a2 D! L8 s
" z3 @5 S( K" A2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
3 a6 F: n+ D( E女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。8 H/ u: r6 A0 V1 M, _, i
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1st woman: So, what happened?
9 j) P5 B. u1 Z8 R: R+ Q9 d女士A:喔!那後來呢?; j6 \; z2 p0 }8 A
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
& I& x( p9 T3 ^* F- Z5 ]女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。4 E5 p0 L, q( K4 Y2 L
# i9 h/ W0 |6 A5 ~4 |$ ~I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.8 S8 p3 L( M( w4 |+ X# u
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。 a, A3 `& y6 R ?
7 _& }+ \! _- o+ HI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
/ d5 G' Z4 @* ]我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。2 l% @. V6 I+ B" f% `
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.1 f- Z5 i9 Z$ d0 @* b
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。- ]0 Z/ @/ V& W9 t) C
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