兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
$ D9 t& i1 f4 v1 {) @  u3 u2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
8 P: v0 @# ~) Y9 N4 f! H女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1 A4 {9 @0 D/ O# x女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
3 K. u1 p2 _9 Z% H# B女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
' Y7 ]+ a) d6 y4 }* V% _我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
# p) A7 S9 `/ j# K/ b我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

) @( E" f: R5 [, T3 R) \1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
9 Z& d) h, I5 R* {& u女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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) O$ N! c6 h. @, g) k' a應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
$ s5 z+ H9 t$ f& s3 h應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
" K. M4 e0 _5 W! X+ r原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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