兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
6 {  t% |4 h0 L) X5 d* ^, l% ]5 K6 r5 a女士A：我是凍死的
/ [- O) Q6 a3 G  V6 m2nd woman: How horrible!
+ `$ {  a; I( O: u0 y女士B：好可怕
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4 n# N  i: l8 h+ O: C, T, {1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
/ S( q- e) b! @; R9 o: ]/ r  g8 a女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2 y3 t: ?& g! b, A, r2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

, J7 S- }  P. Z4 t8 s! X1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
" G* I7 ^, |/ t, B女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

0 H' b+ Z6 x& x3 ?$ DI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
% _  L0 W' ?0 B% e3 a: W我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
/ Z! ]5 h% }+ u6 g9 L3 V我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
1 `4 @$ l8 u; j, \- R: k為什麼阿???????

7 r# x0 u: h# M) ^/ w應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
( j$ H- D' r. l/ N應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
2 p$ p4 [/ X* F& T  g為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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