兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
. V4 [7 g6 Z6 j/ l% a( E  p. M女士B：好可怕

2 C/ ^; ~2 z- j/ U6 M8 @3 I1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
% ~# L* U8 @' J7 X* `# J, I5 X女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

% ^" c2 F- s0 o% ?' g2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
* y3 R. k( n9 j女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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; T$ h4 U0 A% G5 X1 q2 S1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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& C6 w" w4 J' R6 n% Q8 T" s) F0 s. cI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

, m' S. y( m/ M9 B. K, n1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
; |" {% M; J0 y! `女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
5 U$ E- V6 ?5 q2 T. v) R# X3 d) V; q為什麼阿???????

9 I8 _. E* {. u8 @1 r應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
8 I2 X, u* D% H. f: G+ p應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
) G, p  M& |  s3 |, l4 v, v原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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