兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
3 U5 N, F- w* u4 w, L6 ^( `Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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$ {6 L( W$ Z( l4 Q5 h1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
( V; _* s2 J2 F9 W( e1 [3 e女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
4 t% B: D: X8 ]6 F9 m女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
) C1 h5 |7 n. G1 s0 k女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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/ y6 }/ _0 I/ O# I. B  a' B$ Z. u1 p2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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; b2 h7 I$ K5 }% D: J1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
4 p& ^8 \4 |; @( \女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
2 }; t: H! D, X( R我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
7 A: {6 {' L. A3 v8 p我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
; q5 h* `( W& J% _- {7 r/ B* c女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
6 @3 b; C( G' }; q. e/ h- s7 K為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
3 X# M: n0 _; Y8 B應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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