兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
6 g7 A5 I7 N/ b- ]7 DTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

, h/ q+ ~; t# ?# r; b% \1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

- o6 m6 ?; B$ M* T2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

% Q" Q+ Q* @9 F# e$ a/ {1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

6 r8 m1 Y& d. j& ~7 C1 j3 w; E6 M2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
0 ]1 A% M, V! e( D女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
8 u. V0 e' M. T; C$ @- ?我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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9 j( F0 x" U( l% A6 h7 x1 r5 w: mI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
% r. ^5 ?0 I/ T% H我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
0 R' r$ U4 {; k  ?7 g* d女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
/ p1 T. u% c+ q為什麼阿???????

/ b: f; k9 r# f  R1 w; W應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
' p/ S$ A' T6 b: b為什麼阿???????

. ~+ z$ G# n) D9 k  G/ o反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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