兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
* Y" Q' ^" H/ L6 d4 hTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
: }8 ], m3 c, _; I0 u6 i& `女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
& T5 Z/ z- U1 T: x" }3 H* t! P& A5 y女士B：好可怕
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9 I0 \4 }, u: C* h: W4 D5 n0 u! B1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
2 E+ i9 `7 `8 c1 x4 i女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

: H" I$ g2 p  A3 P- ]9 A2 f" G, R2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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  z# Y) p6 R9 o8 ?, a; w' a1st woman: So, what happened?
3 w- I* i: s& O1 ?, j9 w+ J+ W女士A：喔！那後來呢？

( J/ ]8 F2 g: m/ ?0 j  Y+ g2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

0 k- R$ @3 P. x& A: GI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
+ [( X+ H8 C9 J& q& S我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

) \( {( T& Z+ w1 ?, {- M# nI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
. O8 j) x  y# d& [( W2 k3 I我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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2 B! C$ K7 z! b$ P: G1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
+ Q$ ~+ W# f# _0 L1 |1 H應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

# z6 C: |# y2 }/ G; B阿!!!!
  v* M" }$ Q, Z5 ^原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
( b# f/ L, G1 y5 Y3 u為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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