兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
: v+ H  C9 o: ~6 Q2 _: ^女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
" c9 A, C( y) c% w. I9 }2 \3 r% _女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
7 F# l# i( [5 s! \2 p女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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7 L" D8 ^( Z- ^8 ^" o5 S* a1 n7 W2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
9 Z7 \2 [( U- A# P0 L( B女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
" n% q- Y  _7 o' l; A- E2 C我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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! F5 S  ~* p% z4 G: G( q) }$ @; m1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
( V( z# f! d" Z; G! q' j為什麼阿???????

6 D& ?# w+ |, Q) M  P應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
+ f5 [$ J7 q! B" i應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

" p1 p: h( e: e/ @: y2 [阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

! _& V) c1 Q0 Z5 a1 |6 A6 ^% Y! E反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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