兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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, O) n. j* N$ o- }                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
: U, h6 W3 y" b4 m; z' p+ }0 C                    女士A：我是凍死的
                    2nd woman: How horrible!
/ ?! c. J- W9 N2 B0 Z                    女士B：好可怕
                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
) |- g" N" G0 C4 |4 S                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
                    1st woman: So, what happened?
                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
* X7 T8 O8 Q; |; n4 c5 _                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
, q: A) ]! m( \; k4 ]. W                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
8 R& q) O# n: @; p                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
+ O; F! r# p' ], P: B                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
& _) k% z7 Q1 r5 H. Q- Z                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
& Z9 M7 G5 c4 @; U5 f& r                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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