兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
+ ?! C# s! l" K女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
4 ]' P' I: a+ b; b女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

: D) I: Z7 i& b1 G5 S) Q( L6 M1st woman: So, what happened?
6 w8 G8 k. t& S' g2 @4 I9 P6 w% l. j女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
* U4 d2 Y( m. a- s: L: ~女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

* Q7 ~, r; L$ d) O- ?  R& AI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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! ^, J4 d! M/ C2 S' @, ?+ N$ mI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

% @3 H0 N3 l% L; Y應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
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深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

( Y2 C9 W0 {4 y8 v: Q反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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