兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

% g% x/ N9 q  k4 A. X$ A% K1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
. O9 I- o* x9 ?; q, E! X0 V女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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5 k6 P2 k) Y% E* C- k2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
0 r: f$ O% b* f# r* f( \) J6 W女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

* }/ ?+ C) @9 s- G- X2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
+ H. ^; C) U6 f; C7 O7 i9 D0 x女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

6 l( D) p, w5 z% Q* h( Z: T1 \I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
) x" W) a- t: e, w. ~我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

2 s1 G" Q& q4 A% q$ z! D* MI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
  L4 ~. }0 j1 G6 Z/ ^- l1 S我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
) Y- X5 z, h5 ?, [( c女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

, p, j8 ]) \9 m& ^  A+ L應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

2 l! L6 d/ F/ z- H4 v6 ^/ ^阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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