兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

. b6 n" u; U9 V1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
4 \; }6 P0 @, a( I; \# F8 c* {女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
  i. `& E. \  _/ J& ~! T1 ~女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
( Q& n: W+ S" \+ R. A2 Q女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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4 H8 `" |9 W( N' z2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
% b8 U0 O4 Q1 m7 s女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
* u0 @, y5 n% w我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
# L6 B3 F$ O' Z7 D, [; l) V: g0 G我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

1 J0 ^7 S0 X0 E應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
+ K9 |( C4 z3 q8 x應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

7 P1 ^  _: t7 {4 L) O% P* c" R阿!!!!
5 c9 l: T0 N: K$ R2 f3 c0 o原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

, \$ u: j: J* m反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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