兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
* ^6 o8 F: k: KTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
/ {0 v$ l5 x: C  u- i* T& j9 i* Q女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
7 \9 K3 U' D8 h9 P, n& Q4 C% w女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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- m- @# F9 b% r* T0 @2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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, t* I5 ?1 Q0 e9 E* Y% X1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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! W, C' e5 j# f* t4 E, K6 II ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
# M  ]3 U$ y( b% f6 x女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
# i& z. U2 U" y! S- q7 t為什麼阿???????

% |+ ]; N8 ~) L; N6 w5 u應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
- d" \" F3 x% h0 a, H9 `/ a1 c應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

" P: D) S$ i: Q6 t  M阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
5 a( z3 i6 R7 p% c為什麼阿???????

3 `; i1 L( t* n7 Q" L; F反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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