兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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3 C1 ~: R# K8 _5 R1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
% \7 _7 l1 s2 Q' ]+ R, U女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕
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) h8 o$ m& e, R9 Y: z4 U( @1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
: A+ O4 u; J: P4 U/ H女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

7 o0 N9 P1 V: F7 {$ [/ A, e3 ^1st woman: So, what happened?
; @0 y8 s& W% U. c+ R$ Z) |! f  E女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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/ c5 p) r# N) m# g+ m2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
  p9 t  I& ~5 U0 N, @6 Y4 y女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
4 [0 h. ^- K' T0 x, }& F: u) ~5 U我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
4 s8 ~$ _, V; h9 v' G- r/ }0 Y6 R應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
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深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

4 Z6 G- X, N8 F! f反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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