兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
3 }1 \6 a0 d. w' d1 a女士A：我是凍死的
. F! e, I$ z. [$ f8 o2nd woman: How horrible!
9 {' Y; z6 Y$ P! h/ A女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
. d9 Y; j  s( w2 u女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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  P) k2 a' @, Q5 |( ~2 l2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
9 d: r) U7 f( ?3 C8 M- [# i女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
+ ~1 n6 c1 l1 j9 f; E我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

( f- b9 |8 |. I0 `' q8 GI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
8 I- O/ V+ a' H5 S* A我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
3 d+ I; f$ I* \4 W6 M8 [& o& _女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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5 w5 q0 p1 I0 s) ?0 g3 U& Y應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
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深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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+ O! M. q; f8 v+ Y; T反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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