兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
2 w/ s+ K( b. G1 `- H                    女士A：我是凍死的
9 D6 |1 f* u4 t                    2nd woman: How horrible!
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                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
( [8 X! ^% V5 j: r( S  r) p: h                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
                    1st woman: So, what happened?
                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
3 j" X: t: A# k                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
! _: i0 B2 U0 [                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
* A! \# r+ l$ E* E( \4 T                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
                     

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