兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
) h$ g8 p" m  bTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
2 |* h/ U) A6 M+ ~3 n: T$ ~# M  b女士A：我是凍死的
& k( x% e* t  {7 W+ p0 v; ^1 f2nd woman: How horrible!
) C3 f0 I, x9 `$ q女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
8 a* H8 Q, a2 b" Q6 Z5 q/ ]女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
! Y  |! i2 D0 D: Y( k+ E( M女士A：喔！那後來呢？

% J& j. |  }6 D6 S2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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: T$ y9 h3 Q4 A7 e( _1 \7 Y/ iI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
( N& \0 Z9 G4 z. O我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

7 z2 y  t! C6 \8 M/ R5 ?$ D$ B2 EI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

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fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

) C& N) d2 H6 j& }# C3 _反應有點慢喔....

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fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
( W0 q7 K3 s0 J/ V7 |原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????