兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
0 [$ [: U# R# s3 MTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
9 w0 y" |5 p' o" T7 x: c( d2nd woman: How horrible!
" h6 l# R+ i3 b, t' p女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

& k' C$ S# n4 C' F) N* N2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
0 \# i: G. {/ d1 D) S& }5 v7 C- k女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

/ E2 E7 z& P4 o" I4 J  h1st woman: So, what happened?
1 N* I4 e; t0 R1 _: N女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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2 U4 C) k0 a" Y' n9 x) Z5 ~I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
8 U- p/ g  v4 _5 `* w我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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) \$ Q  z( q1 R- @I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
# `6 f' ]2 C; @5 R& R我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

stephensu

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icerivery

有意思~

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

歐陽

深藍色

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
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阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
: f3 I. H3 E4 a7 h) g% H7 k為什麼阿???????

3 }* f  r, H3 M6 I6 Z% T- l0 y應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????