兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
/ F/ h4 g* m2 }, E4 |% Q2nd woman: How horrible!
5 B8 l; e) R# m% e4 t: z' {- C女士B：好可怕
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$ O8 S, O) V  x) n. X1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
) F4 n! v: N: H# k; C女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

  _  K% z) e; F7 [7 B2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
& @1 ]: N1 S8 e  p0 a女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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% H3 i# \+ J: x* ]+ E2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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; y. T& c: u9 |( d1 k' k0 E* uI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
7 E8 e4 Q& x0 |# p. M$ P我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
" W/ e' v/ x, l+ o2 |: o6 R為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

歐陽

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fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

" k) O( u0 }* k1 \6 @6 ~阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????