兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
% ^9 y$ v3 R" N% e; ~6 ^2nd woman: How horrible!
/ L" j! j+ D3 b# r+ Y& y0 F女士B：好可怕
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+ B- I: B" i9 \1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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+ q$ {( C* W3 n8 |, S$ j1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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+ \8 y+ e# m; p; ?( ~2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
' Q! c+ {/ N6 Q  B: V女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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1 ?1 a$ i$ X% }) gI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
1 {4 y" j: E3 l1 N# b為什麼阿???????

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fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
' |1 ^2 p+ T+ q2 e應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

8 J: o/ v+ k* R阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

  J( G. i1 N0 s0 H) m應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????