兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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4 e% e3 M" h; c9 B3 f( ?1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
( c" a7 I2 H4 M" v) Z2nd woman: How horrible!
- V* }) m  j3 W2 K' f) v' Q% h女士B：好可怕
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" H0 Q' B. z) t1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
# v' `/ c& \" S: O1 e+ z女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

4 Y5 H. r" G, V8 n7 m) `2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
( t% l  A, V8 T' o女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

- {2 ]- Z1 P2 K9 u% o5 X8 x1st woman: So, what happened?
! z3 v; r2 U/ |+ h/ ~: t2 G4 \女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

: q. T' T3 K" eI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

- c( a2 ]: I& X, K9 u& N3 B1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
6 J/ J) u9 L' D; Z  q+ n女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

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有意思~

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
, g3 ^5 U' y$ H- u/ x  f) u為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

歐陽

深藍色

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
6 X- C( R3 u4 x3 N$ {1 Z應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????