兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
! m5 \" D  A4 }! {/ [2 g7 A女士A：我是凍死的
6 W" j+ i9 q/ e& l# J: }2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

; [5 p5 P# k( d; Z% C" O2 c5 J1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

" [; U; Y7 {" V, `8 W$ C5 ^3 F1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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% l5 {3 G' q6 z4 s1 }I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
8 r" W- o' e  }5 a1 @8 \, Y+ \我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
7 C0 p+ j* Z- f/ a我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
4 Y) ?8 h% t  H/ |) N2 _6 f9 |; F" B女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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stephensu

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有意思~

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

歐陽

深藍色

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
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芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
- x8 B0 X. h8 ?- O7 Y) _為什麼阿???????

$ H( B  J2 X  X7 o+ b0 z. ^& |應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????