兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
/ K4 q; e* u' ]& bTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
2 k. `+ z  o3 t: f2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
" U9 ^( r; ~6 ]6 H0 w女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2 f$ v1 N" q0 K8 b; x6 \2 l1 {( A2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
8 v# _9 R, N1 m. Q女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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5 g) O- V' N4 d/ j1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

/ O  u# Q* e( C7 J( r! M- w2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
- \" v/ x+ Z5 X3 }! V3 H- v% C( a女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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2 V& `1 N2 x$ N9 z  p1 oI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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: @3 o& Z% p2 d3 GI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
  k" g- @6 p' |2 k3 A女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

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fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
: o- _6 k4 S3 m/ L為什麼阿???????

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歐陽

深藍色

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
9 E% R7 S: b. L# e, o應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

! g4 H5 k% x% x3 K- h2 `  C應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

為什麼阿???????