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兩個女人在天堂聊天 6 P5 b+ }3 `0 R! D/ S% J- {
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven : j- F' ^# R1 n
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
2 P; x9 U' t8 Q- y r女士A:我是凍死的
; g* \9 N$ P* Z* L7 @4 D0 C/ b# B( f2nd woman: How horrible!& l% @; m% d2 w" s+ Y4 O
女士B:好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
( M% v7 a$ h0 I; N& y% [女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?) ]8 K" J6 W) Z: {2 s
3 X1 Z: S! t9 U- u$ {4 z2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
r6 M. \( y4 Z6 }" o* c( x6 g女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。( W7 P* j7 }# _- @; j7 F% e) \
" a, T/ l- b3 K/ e/ ^1st woman: So, what happened?( L) [, |9 l) C' ?4 t6 K7 a
女士A:喔!那後來呢?
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* [# J/ s) h# m/ P) P4 j W+ Z2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.- @7 d+ n! o! D& H6 M4 G1 \" T
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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8 L1 j- A/ w9 p" I: A0 gI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.! K6 Q/ K$ n# c4 S5 O
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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" l7 E# ~" j* p/ x; w- X2 OI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.! I. }# T X& P8 x" [: Y
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。) h+ H: }9 p3 x, a, E
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.) j4 O9 B8 Y9 u) ~! A
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
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