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兩個女人在天堂聊天
$ w' D5 ~+ n. v9 n, STwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven 7 n" D0 A+ b4 h$ f2 D: I. H) \* f
7 u7 R1 j5 D/ E1st woman: I'm frozen to death.' v% @& _8 ?( q
女士A：我是凍死的
3 g9 n5 r8 k0 P- h; S5 N3 }! P5 v1 G2nd woman: How horrible! Q1 o8 s' z- ~- c" ]
女士B：好可怕5 t" H1 q+ _1 u
' U0 o4 m: g3 m9 T7 f. h& L1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?9 k& T, d7 t& }
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
4 c6 p( S. {7 [" {9 @女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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( k$ }3 B( |, R8 ]" U8 D- l9 [( _) D1st woman: So, what happened?1 T. v6 H6 g1 T# F$ m2 }
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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. w' [2 _% S; ?# l- ^: Y( }2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
$ u: M, h! f. V- t: h7 K% |7 F女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。0 g j% v, N% P
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.! M: y9 c. P1 | y$ ?
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。8 N9 k$ P1 p* W p( m' O
" _$ x2 s- {8 O% [* JI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.7 ]( O( I, z* d
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。! ~' ~/ }+ \3 n. g
' f& R% c7 ]: s. z) U* T E1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.6 B- W) \3 L1 ]4 b
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。. L0 @% g/ I: }) W0 t- q
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