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兩個女人在天堂聊天 ' s" \1 i T6 r5 f
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 9 x% Y( M- f! h0 K4 x
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
) J) V7 O% V* Y+ ]女士A：我是凍死的
% ]. i% B6 p; h, q( F& b# c, e2nd woman: How horrible!6 `' i. q, u3 B
女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?$ y/ m- I- {5 t
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？; A+ h! M) w/ b$ l
5 x" w0 N* A' y7 g6 q$ I2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
" V/ m( X. l9 M女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
1 o" M/ U0 [' Z9 ]# e$ @# o7 \" v女士A：喔！那後來呢？% |% d& w/ S4 y0 v0 ?) e
. v* y; C3 ?: c: V2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
& i0 _3 P; ?+ y女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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! i1 s8 ~- U+ Z6 O9 NI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
6 l) k& ?2 l) {7 M9 N! h, [: e我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1 o+ Z' z2 j, o
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1 j3 p* g9 Z5 }# Z% c7 |1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.3 K( x* H% e+ X+ q
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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