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兩個女人在天堂聊天 8 e' y$ A/ B: i4 f3 n' G& K1 p
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.- X6 ~! ]; w" ?6 X
女士A：我是凍死的
, u" A! n0 j! S$ Z% Y. c2nd woman: How horrible!1 c9 M8 l: u0 ~: F. H8 |; h( J1 w
女士B：好可怕
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3 v) p$ s3 n) n0 k) K1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?" v7 Q# Y; n2 n6 H% v% R1 E
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？# X7 l' o/ k6 g8 k/ b- E
0 Z# [/ m4 P Q) c* \2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.- `7 Q1 B& Y+ I4 I9 z3 i3 O& q
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。0 X; W) _. M+ j+ E4 X4 X
4 Q t4 e& j! m0 J1st woman: So, what happened?+ @6 S4 t# J0 k+ H& ?9 z
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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0 U7 B$ t/ h8 m! ^- q2 o$ Z$ U2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.2 ]: T2 V# I8 V+ C
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。/ t( A' u) g0 c( r. ?' e# C+ M
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
6 \" R8 M6 c3 L4 R, }# y2 g我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。) x$ [! y: N, B1 {+ o! f
( G" i; j7 X+ C( |* eI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
- B7 t5 k& _/ P# c! z2 J3 D我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。: ~7 d D! q, I, i2 [) G8 v$ f1 ?
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
' P% N3 z2 ~1 `女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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