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兩個女人在天堂聊天
- @4 l5 @4 J& H- P% ETwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven % @2 b' n; ~- c
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
! ^6 ^. O* ]; l+ W9 ]+ `- D女士A：我是凍死的9 u7 m, h! G) T2 k1 u
2nd woman: How horrible!
4 v F3 |7 I5 W+ r: [女士B：好可怕
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0 n7 Z) L5 d! p; o1 f: O1 e1 F2 i1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
! t( K. W$ q8 G/ u! D3 g% d! i女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
# L- y$ \& w' `% h女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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2 e8 |0 T: _( F x5 |1st woman: So, what happened?
0 P6 G9 F4 {6 S, ~女士A：喔！那後來呢？; V- p* G6 ^) ~
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.2 h& o7 @: I, V7 h }' j6 _- Z' c; j
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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* M$ F/ P* s( q; I- }I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.& X! G# Q% f) ^4 l+ J! a
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。( V4 L0 J3 G ?7 p
4 I" `2 i, n' L( N$ @2 T6 N* ZI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
+ r4 x9 D7 x3 {我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。$ g' C, |9 l" }' [" S
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.3 ?( U! o6 ~. a$ l w. Z' y
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。3 L* [$ m3 J& D4 B$ o C; S
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