- UID
- 2389
- 閱讀權限
- 50
- 精華
- 1
- 威望
- 23
- 貢獻
- 7377
- 活力
- 16704
- 金幣
- 139411
- 日誌
- 2
- 記錄
- 1
- 最後登入
- 2025-12-26
 
- 文章
- 3977
- 在線時間
- 1439 小時
|
兩個女人在天堂聊天
4 N3 ^4 U8 m0 ~& `Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
8 z; f* J7 g- k6 U3 R/ z- U5 k# w0 g7 l* G2 V- C
1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
. l. t, C, g3 ^, b; Z女士A：我是凍死的" ~7 c1 A: v. r
2nd woman: How horrible!8 j7 ^( f% v' \5 i8 ~ S+ @1 q! \
女士B：好可怕8 @, n* n6 U* l+ u. [6 y2 i1 g0 W
- h% M. Q7 q6 ~1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
5 ]3 \( U4 ]3 q! |0 A9 K女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？% ^8 A, R6 V. `6 [; M0 _
5 `0 k# {' E% Q# i% e6 X% C) ~, V2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.* E/ ^2 r4 J* o; Q% v% R0 |
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
[1 \. f0 [# K" c! f( n8 A* I) X! O4 k8 ^( B9 M8 @! S
1st woman: So, what happened?; h, o1 x& u1 a d
女士A：喔！那後來呢？/ \: u% ?% Z6 {2 ^7 u( O
% s0 j- A6 q# o0 {2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
7 i& {7 w0 ^! D1 |$ u女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
% X; L6 x; v0 K% ^
$ q5 a7 N- k$ w) R7 f6 OI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.' q2 X7 p3 `0 m, q
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。1 E" d1 l7 c; H
, ^5 P/ i; ~1 g% }9 J# Q4 V* D; oI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.' \2 ^ @* ?+ o- m& D' E9 c3 ?% c
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。/ ~4 G; V' J0 v/ m8 J( ]) F
S4 Y' \ x0 M) |1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.: [" V! E. M) m0 Z4 u
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
8 z# i: D1 q$ j% l) F& H- h |
|
發表於 2012-8-6 12:16:25
收藏
讚
發表於 2012-8-8 19:35:58
發表於 2012-8-8 20:24:17
發表於 2012-8-10 00:32:15
發表於 2012-8-20 12:20:47
發表於 2017-5-3 00:20:53
:}