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兩個女人在天堂聊天
5 j# S: y# k) f$ [* h. KTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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5 `, c4 y6 h3 K4 Y. E; E1 `1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
+ T4 n. x1 b3 Z! R" m女士A:我是凍死的
% y+ t, R. P( B2nd woman: How horrible!
4 N8 W9 B W8 h0 c女士B:好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?$ \) I6 g$ w7 s q8 D8 N& |
女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?4 p+ o7 F3 U& E/ L \! T0 @
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.7 J6 R# R" W; K/ }
女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。* o9 I/ u! U7 X7 v; {
5 L0 o" u% I0 I0 z1 i1st woman: So, what happened?
0 P* Y5 @% I( p% ~女士A:喔!那後來呢?, N5 s n$ `. `$ R9 H% H! }2 J
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking., P( v9 i! y2 W3 R8 n3 F
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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" ~/ S: o! b" ]4 YI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.( S4 i- C" n% B( a
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. L' U1 F! w+ r3 {+ d
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。
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: q$ @, D- k, J1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.2 I3 a) Y( w2 S. |9 Q5 Z9 M
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。* B' N3 e F8 g$ b; ^4 m, |
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