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兩個女人在天堂聊天 & G1 U( w) F, y, k% W1 p, Z7 i
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven 1 l3 z3 q3 L2 L( r/ o* d
$ j/ s9 M* ~/ M7 }# o; ~" e0 r1st woman: I'm frozen to death.6 J; e8 E- C9 P4 y
女士A：我是凍死的
3 l9 ?! o, A$ x( F2nd woman: How horrible!
# t _4 Z2 i) c& T女士B：好可怕
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% N* z% t/ y) R' _1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?# d1 ~+ n5 A8 d, D @
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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, }1 w; i) i M5 e2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
g9 P* }+ }5 R# b, i女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
# m! T5 ?* g/ X% Q9 Z女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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( C: J3 e) w% F; W3 f+ q- u2 n2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.; Q- Q* _8 f' C6 Q
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
/ l' C/ Z0 X+ ]" N2 [5 P/ @我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。. a, R' c0 A C# F3 p( t/ a
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.+ l! T4 `+ J# w4 A& D, N
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。- Y5 O) l' q( v4 g
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
+ s5 D' e @9 e7 K: Q( Q' ]女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。1 F5 E4 V# q; r2 T/ q- v5 W
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