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兩個女人在天堂聊天
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
, T4 t/ n. ]# n6 t7 p女士A：我是凍死的- X# o4 W. a7 C" [1 G4 ~8 t$ S2 L1 Z
2nd woman: How horrible!
2 }) Z: w# W' ^0 E* Q- d/ |# E% z女士B：好可怕# i3 ` h- o0 |5 G
( @& [) \ @' q1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
$ M! J1 P: p# _" o+ e% Q4 B女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？' Y. D% |! s O3 g5 l1 e
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
6 \% @! ?: ]" n) M女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?% g' q% l1 G: R/ E: [& b; g
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.2 C3 O3 F4 d3 X. i
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。( p0 E/ C0 p! J. k4 w/ ]6 {. \) F& x2 \
- F' `* ^1 ^# g4 L$ \; d2 ~6 YI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
" g# s h# g* `9 @我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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! H7 R5 B! L$ mI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
5 ~+ x3 M+ @3 {6 }2 A; ~我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。8 o% e8 @2 F6 Q% O% c8 @. U
% @5 I# W# M$ \8 F1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
' R% V6 c/ ~5 a0 l# j z2 f" O女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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