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兩個女人在天堂聊天
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) b+ s# w3 m5 _" [* w) |1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
! \! [2 g* X% G% {' f5 l4 F女士A:我是凍死的
' T9 h; g% g6 J7 F1 j, `4 e% Y2nd woman: How horrible!2 V( L- w$ E; C6 `$ O3 Y* {
女士B:好可怕
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( N7 {$ r X6 b" O8 X4 V1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?' B0 t, m) q6 M) b3 e: E
女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?" }3 R5 r4 H9 \) Q# n+ f% T! a; I
. u) r- M: `+ [0 F" A; n" G: m q2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
3 ~+ L4 F. w! ^) _2 y0 |7 k女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?) t# J1 \8 F0 a: r& }- e+ k0 U
女士A:喔!那後來呢?
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
m) T0 e3 Q5 V+ q W& i女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。, O4 I$ h, K3 R
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.* @6 C! t! W, L! Z$ N/ W. V- Y
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。. ^) }8 a$ t) G" I+ Z+ V# A
% R$ ~9 ]: N! d6 p% y; tI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
9 O0 G$ ?7 N* r8 K我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。2 E7 q% K. E9 t9 }3 L; [8 l' x* ]# V
0 B0 p# L( w8 x% }8 y1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.: [$ }8 j# F. J0 B9 h3 |* Y" \+ l
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。
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