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兩個女人在天堂聊天
5 e, r+ [' G( S# v# ETwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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4 ?3 I' ~0 t& m) W# g+ I. Y! [1st woman: I'm frozen to death.$ L9 B/ T1 M; H& Q) C
女士A:我是凍死的
1 @0 @% J2 K, ?- p2 Q0 c8 s8 ^8 W2nd woman: How horrible!1 [3 Q% Z$ B) H" Z8 W6 a
女士B:好可怕
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! v4 g, i' ?$ S1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?( l3 q( e. X3 E- q5 F$ N" O
女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?3 g4 }/ @3 t# _* D$ t7 F5 N8 D
* m% y, V- h0 o( j3 V7 ~2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
9 i! V4 n* ]( J; z# O) `5 J+ `7 t女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。
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( l K7 i7 _& W4 G+ ?, W0 V3 U9 C1st woman: So, what happened?3 R* P8 K! l1 y1 `3 O1 O
女士A:喔!那後來呢?4 o, j( m$ h: M1 L2 {& S
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.- O* k1 H& r* v, b( O5 Z) `. H6 P9 X
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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$ f+ W" q' q) t, fI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
- M. V, D, S' v+ \4 [0 B我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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2 f7 J( Z4 l) [( B3 G' E& g. s' wI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.9 Q7 o \9 M5 J' Q; a
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.3 L) W9 N6 F# h
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。- E' a1 t$ b5 l6 P. v* T8 U
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