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兩個女人在天堂聊天 6 w+ y2 Z4 w+ G* V K1 x9 h! q5 L
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1 Q1 B& O6 F! F; U1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
; U2 Q6 v% `6 ^女士A：我是凍死的
4 }3 c) |, _5 v& F; N" D2nd woman: How horrible!
# T# R( [) q/ i! Q+ m女士B：好可怕9 S6 `8 v8 h- S0 R6 W K. @+ }
5 ]- \5 ^$ m' V$ O- _1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?" z [0 q- ^$ x+ a$ O8 u
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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) B5 _4 `1 r. X7 i. c2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
" ^1 e$ {/ n, t# C7 i女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
8 }! B! A% C8 G1 I2 K) p. p女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
) Q2 }% f+ h# v7 q1 L! L女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。) b. z% f6 \7 [8 G
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.! h2 }2 {) E) k+ @( k0 a
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。! @# ]4 B+ t2 }, h, a' M. x
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.4 O1 r( f: d9 R$ m4 U' p
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。* n: q' {4 d: Y4 C6 S
6 Y9 R+ G9 v$ Y" d% d' I$ V, `' b1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.$ A: ]' W: r+ ^5 a& n" ]
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。 P& }& b0 H$ x$ V" L. J
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