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兩個女人在天堂聊天
1 G8 ^9 p: G- d/ ?$ wTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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9 c& a1 x# ?7 v/ w1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
: @$ S# ?0 j+ ?# r; g4 m. `2 B女士A:我是凍死的6 |4 t# r0 A9 I7 S c
2nd woman: How horrible!
, M; P/ e; s1 g& ^/ {+ [女士B:好可怕
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# F4 X0 N0 F1 I, S0 X" P9 t8 w1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
. D2 |7 B7 J" p( c女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?0 u* Z) R* Z- F& X# L( o
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.4 U1 R: ~) X5 W5 z4 s5 v3 J
女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。
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; R# _/ j( `# Q _& A S1st woman: So, what happened? Q+ y" S! V/ j) R8 a& D6 m$ ]
女士A:喔!那後來呢?2 w" U' J( r! y% ^" W
: m7 ]8 Z- o( Q) k6 ^2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.( S; V6 m+ b5 a; B3 l
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。; H' E) `* {" s, }& p- O* H4 @+ _( N
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.1 ?1 w8 p6 Q. t
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。2 s( m$ Y- T4 l& z! j5 v6 I
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.' t! v8 ]: k" a
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。! }. Q' y( H0 L7 D% h5 v' o; [1 O6 T+ |
5 G4 u, ^* H0 g* @ ^: M5 R1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.$ }- G4 g6 Z$ k3 z8 r, `5 U
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。7 Q1 {6 z- G. R( ?6 g
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