兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
8 S; k. q+ |, b; o& I& a7 o0 e0 p5 z                    女士A：我是凍死的
                    2nd woman: How horrible!
                    女士B：好可怕
. n* t4 H" S; F7 F                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
! O' U: I# F& U9 X7 y, h                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
) C( [! ^4 Y1 F                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
( p8 J8 z- E8 s  g4 @                    1st woman: So, what happened?
                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
8 m5 \; }2 r, @                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
6 \' ], y: \0 k! `  b( W& j; R, H                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
- ?& c7 U( ]5 c                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
- O+ N( x5 f( t6 S2 ~% m2 _                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
6 d: o" g2 S0 @7 T+ B! k; {                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
/ u* i5 M! H$ ]( C! P) m9 t                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
                     

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