兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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# K1 k# x- W. D$ z                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
                    女士A：我是凍死的
: z: m0 _% l& g& @  N" g  |% X# Y                    2nd woman: How horrible!
                    女士B：好可怕
                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
1 f! i# E: o1 L- e& W                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
2 h- ~: G8 V! Q! u# U- O' C% i                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
- W( n, `7 Q; K" Z2 ]                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
, N5 z( E1 |) d3 Z) ^. n                    1st woman: So, what happened?
                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
' K5 u3 G. j3 A2 a7 d' U2 {! j                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
) L) E0 B/ q: e1 N5 u" i) K* K                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
& f$ ?* Y1 ~% E$ ?/ B: Y: f6 @                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
                     

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