兩個女人在天堂的聊天Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

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- l; c& Z. i# w  e& w; d, \                    1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
" K4 I9 [3 _( i2 ]' z* f7 L! u                    女士A：我是凍死的
4 x9 E2 G4 {: d( {. h" e                    2nd woman: How horrible!
( q. t# i* ]  U8 S, C                    女士B：好可怕
                    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
2 X6 Y3 t0 ]: g  w                    女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
# ?! _+ ~( ?: q; I5 ]1 H' F                    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
                    女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
* |! C  ^/ @9 o                    1st woman: So, what happened?
$ F! z2 H2 D, v4 l3 E% E                    女士A：喔！那後來呢？
                    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
                    女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
4 t! d# \7 G0 G$ Z% q                    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
                    我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
, H3 C9 F& |; M& I) Y                    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
) t" t5 v' ~: Y, O; \" Q                    我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
7 S: U) S; M$ S2 ?; f) m) z                    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
                    女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
                     


                     

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