兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
2 E+ }! U* K/ Y4 NTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
3 T  y/ w$ T, q* M- h; S' d! G女士B：好可怕
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: o4 E. t* Z" @: o1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

6 T  `+ Q* }  |1 p. r) @2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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+ x! k, J. F" h1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

7 q- g7 d: y5 G7 F0 u2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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" A; r% {+ I5 ]' o/ s6 OI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
" q! t5 ?: a9 `- k3 a我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

" W/ F3 g/ X3 c- mI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
5 t! C# h; Q2 u% v6 ]. H- ?8 h, A- g我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
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8 }: w; w0 z1 {& P) _; n3 ]" ~" M應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
; d0 z9 o8 r3 }; [; M+ C應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
. k9 Z% y. F* z2 M5 ?' C原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

' G1 e! l8 O" O' G3 g1 C反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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