兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
, n8 u2 E, _6 X% L8 OTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven

0 J0 c; M/ Y$ G3 u3 v+ a1 n1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
+ V% h0 |0 m9 O" a女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
0 {/ x: F6 K9 F5 x: x( U" h% B女士B：好可怕

; _1 @* r" T7 x1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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7 r% f2 J' k6 a) U; L+ X2 L5 i2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
5 m5 e* f% M7 z* i: g女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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% z% W) [' w0 w+ `7 i+ P- V1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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3 [/ T1 B6 Q( K( ?2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

, T2 Q3 A3 A! MI ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

0 m+ K) c* Y. ~" y; l1 ZI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
8 ^4 S4 J( y9 n% j' w4 M應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

) Y; W( o( K$ }: f7 L+ m阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
9 d0 B) G" K% l) V/ }$ I為什麼阿???????

% ^- t( K' X. Y5 w$ J& i反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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