兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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* e5 B1 x" `8 V% @8 ?0 H1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
3 d  c, U5 o9 l/ T. Z2nd woman: How horrible!
# X# \1 s- a+ k0 O; M女士B：好可怕
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$ y$ g8 [) i6 B4 [/ w% t5 |4 M1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
. I/ \& n5 m1 h% x女士A：喔！那後來呢？

' X; N4 t7 p+ ^) f2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
5 X; \: n; [; k  ?6 a女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
+ P1 t, T2 G7 u; ^+ y" c- t- Y  f/ `女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

, \* v" Z  V9 t  {9 Z' q' W應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
$ e, n5 n9 X$ k/ ^; {" N應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
9 v* c! ]0 ~" N+ _原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

  v# U0 d# W6 p, p0 z0 @反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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