兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
7 X+ x* j: r6 j: A1 \5 s+ MTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
5 L! s4 {( T0 E4 R. o  L女士A：我是凍死的
# u1 w: N% n4 V8 E2 A% X- Q- n0 N2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕
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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

) F* @* p( Q1 Z' {1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
( ^$ y) U  ?2 e" I* D3 ~女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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2 Q' n/ Z2 Z3 N6 c( R8 bI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
! }, ^# S- l) K3 S( w; x% O( V女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

, S) S, W1 v( Q7 W8 h/ [應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
3 B% S9 n" T! X3 F應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

# d3 N' M& z) _+ r阿!!!!
原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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