兩個女人在天堂聊天

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兩個女人在天堂聊天
4 e( G/ y" v# G3 eTwo Ladies were Talking in Heaven

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
: c$ r; P0 H8 U7 A3 u女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

) d3 M1 m6 w% I" `+ b1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
1 K$ O% b5 I" n3 y女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

* p- G2 ~; G; N2 n' c2 _) K8 E  y2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
! G3 l3 X6 J1 x* v, h+ Z女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
  K/ E" v/ }4 w女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

8 H. |2 ?1 V/ l, y; U' {I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
  {! C: U7 m' B7 e3 g我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
, w0 U9 p: y! v' X; b- v女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
0 V. c7 [7 H6 k- a. o為什麼阿???????

. R; n; p! P$ C: A# R2 a, R應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

4 v% k2 e- V  I: R. G& y2 J阿!!!!
9 D8 y# T! w: }% ^, r原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

3 F- l  N' u: [6 ^0 ]: N反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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