兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1 Z8 r1 i$ _. |  v  t1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
2 U* W7 b6 D. \6 Z* u/ H女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
" m" P) N, g/ F2 P" K) |: w女士B：好可怕

: F) m: u9 F, I- l1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
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- I  K0 |+ q3 r% O1 Z" U, ]# L1 }4 t2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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& d: k& T' W- }3 _' T5 V3 i1st woman: So, what happened?
) @' z0 J2 ?1 H+ \! |0 d女士A：喔！那後來呢？

: S% m: V' r) Y/ m2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
  V1 c) a& E# ?6 R4 d. V女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
" t) Q* ?  E0 h5 F. M原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
- D! U# ?2 y% b) v1 r為什麼阿???????

反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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