兩個女人在天堂聊天

阿慌

兩個女人在天堂聊天
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
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1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
/ i7 R! s' X& Q女士A：我是凍死的
1 [; \9 V; P1 q" ~, g1 R3 y9 O2 a' @2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我 懷疑我 先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
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1st woman: So, what happened?
8 `9 `* ]  y5 Q' \3 y2 P, |女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
3 ^8 f& a0 P$ K3 y- F, M2 l4 g女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
2 ^- y9 w3 L) H% M% t+ N& a+ ~我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

/ Z3 k  z; f$ u' p' aI kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
7 c& T5 l- Q5 N8 g  J女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。

fox

為什麼阿???????

芳草

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

7 z8 H6 m6 Z# d: [( A應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

fox

芳草 發表於 2012-8-8 20:24
. |8 z% Z' u% a- U# R0 Q# f. Y. o應該小三躲在冰箱裡.

阿!!!!
; I3 m9 D9 m& b) V原來 A 是小三  XDDD""

深藍色

歐陽

KYC2012

fox 發表於 2012-8-8 19:35
為什麼阿???????

5 `3 ^2 G$ [' g反應有點慢喔....

icerivery

有意思~

stephensu

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