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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
1 {5 k! |+ d. l# C/ U# e& g Z一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。5 @# W* N( ~9 O% D
* M+ q6 G: t$ h5 eHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'1 F0 N( }& u; v, Z
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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: T5 \/ i' o2 Y+ `( f+ s; pHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.4 b- x, g3 p! u' L2 N
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'1 O% X9 d* a% Z) z% N
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 5 v4 i; k4 m7 t% D) g8 R
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.- H& s+ y% M0 g9 {( |
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 X5 Z1 q4 P+ k6 g
1 V: }- ]4 P, Y( MThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?': C5 |; q) b8 q/ A8 |" G h, a
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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3 ? L7 |; e. Z$ ?The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
/ x& p0 W" X; c( A5 W6 J3 X9 U青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。. G- W2 }, z& `2 P, p
& c# d" v. C9 b# gI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!', C3 Z9 n8 u5 ~3 Z+ \0 G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。. v w, q) B0 ]& p' ~' r" Q
1 ~* V: {( ^% D% P! U+ kThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
# r* M; j8 S$ ^8 t老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。- Y/ ]& A7 `% M5 G) f3 F
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'7 b4 s9 O. f3 ~5 I9 G4 P% @
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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3 o& y3 _' z U2 j0 W& VHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,- c# {7 w6 ]" {" O! L8 a& ]
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'5 P, c* {# \" T' u' e
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧。 |
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