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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
/ u& t' P' U0 E一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。7 A8 B( p" `8 [1 G4 p
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.': u v" @0 a/ ~2 f+ j1 |) o& Z3 v
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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: G6 p2 c/ D. `' T6 FHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 j/ G, ~) w8 p6 \ }他四處張望,卻四下無人。' X, y" L3 N* W
- H( r: ?6 Z3 |- k0 p: ^He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
4 L! A% M# `5 z. {/ j" b當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 1 c( G& k* E' ^3 |" m) U
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
O# M: d& ?1 F. B8 s9 A$ q他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。' T6 H- A( K; B) _; D
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! M" g* p6 u5 o老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」; s8 J. p# B( T! w( J
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
/ r8 c8 y5 [# d: o青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」" O2 ^0 E3 p [! O! s% T1 }
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。# f6 ?8 N4 Z1 J4 y
/ G6 K$ q8 k3 N; K3 KI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'2 E" N# I) }; h; ]' _
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。1 U% z S, L2 {% e! H: r/ H# K
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ E$ l* v. M3 D1 @ l0 a* b老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
9 w! G) [) E; Y3 J1 Y青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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2 s# K. Z% \4 ]7 {" SHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,* L- d w* i* }4 Q0 [
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'1 i% [7 F& Y( q `6 z1 i
. N z' _ W$ V& H% |' W8 k他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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! Y% ~( t' m5 n- }3 |人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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