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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# b/ ~( F' d) f6 x3 O) Y6 }
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ ?9 V. ^% f1 s+ Q
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'% ?& B, O+ s( M @9 R r
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
0 \+ T( I% b& j0 v他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'! f2 B/ y! \% m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ; [. {1 N9 [: ?/ a# J
x$ K" V+ D1 I2 @' j1 ?0 QHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
0 Q8 k- y; T) y* ]& ~/ t他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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4 a6 o% ^% c' o% o/ q7 gThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) `# }' A6 t; @ `" t5 @8 l3 Z老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'$ q: d3 V4 ?9 g0 _% F
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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3 T, w- V2 c3 f! O5 NPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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. k/ K8 @0 j8 I" p n- nI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
- B; `( K# s$ ?我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。4 o# T: E- T! ]" [+ |
9 W0 c4 H. e8 fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.. K4 J/ E8 i0 x0 C$ h
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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6 U4 @8 l9 d/ j$ X% [The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
% p( q: B/ p. A5 O8 R' k青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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4 i" X+ z- ^1 t3 T6 v7 SHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
1 N' }( q5 h; D& ^* s'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'3 a" D# G* \7 R4 S6 ^' t! O
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」! @$ `. |* q: z4 l( {! @/ W
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人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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