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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.1 b5 |5 w) W' W$ l
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。2 W4 ^! c/ m7 t) r- ^. g7 ?
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
% n; H! f! m1 u# E一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!; V5 w* U. Y% g$ X; {
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
0 d: l% @, r7 G; U; Q1 H |# A; A他四處張望,卻四下無人。9 J& l$ o% D" K! V5 G9 d
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'! N- l6 |/ y8 j" f- ^5 I$ E2 n4 Q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ) t8 ^: M( B" |; T
$ D# V. I2 T: f: LHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
2 [. \1 h, a! r- R. k" d5 b他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ a% F4 E, ~2 j$ T
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) M/ i" i& b7 `9 L6 b老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」! Z( u9 N8 b- Y( L" [
0 K2 H7 e: T8 v2 SThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'8 r9 q- Y, Y& f+ C: O
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。9 N, R) \' P. v; z: j
& |. P% T$ M% x6 mI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'8 h0 }8 m/ ?7 y( T, h5 o
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 |8 w- e7 d' p" t% t$ p b
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
% n; }. o' q6 H8 U' J, C+ X- I老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。8 e1 h* `0 S3 m& V( k
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'5 r! {" ?) @6 ?: @3 x6 O
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,' \4 u$ J, h4 V4 c, e) n# H
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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- s- B8 W( `8 v人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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