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老爸的英文情書
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% U8 N5 s. X' A/ Z老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
& E# a' F2 u0 S6 k6 \& x但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,1 N, `! w1 X I; L D9 P3 O
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,, [4 o' U1 T! k. ~
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 : q5 _6 |4 b* M9 Q F- P0 J; i' ^
OH!MY GOD !+ Y: w9 O2 G6 G
很有一套喔!
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$ q$ c1 R4 S! ?Dear wang litte sister:
% f- D: q( r' \From see you one eye, I shit love you.
1 }% Q. g# w8 H' i3 bYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
+ q) R0 l; X7 ], y7 T j7 ?7 lYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. + i/ a- B. g$ q" ^: b
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. ; V4 T6 e4 I6 ?% V! d& |" H5 y. {
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
4 p, \3 X. H" A& d4 [9 FI think l should introduce myself to you.
; V* F9 R7 p7 R9 fI call Li big great. Toyear 25
9 L+ _' {0 ~" N5 `; pMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 5 p$ x. y6 R1 V7 @
I am a good man, in a big company work.
" y* i( n& l* [( i" a% a1 zI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
6 E# d( c" S3 `9 IPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,- t* w+ I |+ Y3 l
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; & x7 }4 ?# ] V& @
Like Your people
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先翻翻看再看答案吧 l0 w' X$ H+ L; i1 m
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! J+ U7 U: ~( X$ {3 eDear wang litte sister:% X3 t% R* _* X2 k# @. `5 V4 F
親愛的王小姐
" V1 R3 q! G# L6 ]: ?3 lFrom see you one eye, I shit love you.
! Q. Z g% e. Y自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
- r9 h) [% g% [; eYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.. P) P3 ^: M; Y
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
- _1 ^0 r/ _1 E2 F B妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? 0 E: A, _" J* J, P0 T" t9 n
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.+ @: A S2 T7 `2 s1 H
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 2 s, m; y" O6 n* U
也許你不記得我, 沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情
+ A# w$ h y; ^3 u7 ]I think l should introduce myself to you.
0 {$ R7 h ?' R" u% b4 N4 c" a# ~) r2 A9 b我想應該介紹一下自己。
" T- H8 R$ Y5 Y3 n) _2 P* kI call Li big great. Toyear 25 - I7 e8 x8 h5 |# F! T
我叫李大偉 ,今年250 ^* O4 ]% c' {$ g
(今天是 today, 那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great吧!)
. P% J' a" J2 ~- {3 L. TMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. : ^1 a) }) ^# F/ H; {" s% t
我家有四口人.. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 5 i& K E) ]3 f- m* ?
I am a good man, in a big company work.
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+ o& P. g; q: \) w% lI do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 6 _6 E- x9 \( h9 }
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
8 @# x3 G5 Q# u. ~Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
6 B+ h1 ?" e! T# @and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
' E4 v( @, v2 V; A- }, F請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
2 z5 F' y; s0 w6 ]$ O6 `(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
N O! O5 a) d4 e' H至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
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喜歡妳的人
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