清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧

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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
) T' P* e2 c( f, r, M一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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, {0 ~; [, e0 LHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 Q6 }4 p5 g$ \& Z他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
( E+ t  B1 e4 W  k& B, m0 j當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
( [7 f! ^1 z2 j% j老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」

1 n# J8 j& h. U0 w" {1 CThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
  
% j3 c2 |4 [; J% w# F0 SPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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  F4 K6 c( s  nI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。

2 J, r$ Z  ]" J7 _; o" PThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
! G( V# m2 ^# d: E4 X青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」