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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.! E* I8 j% O' L1 s8 `& |9 h
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。6 |& I4 `8 d2 K
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 ~0 w D4 P7 f' I6 a% R6 k9 E( x1 ~
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
1 t+ m; f5 B8 U) J5 }7 J6 G) ?他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 f$ r& e' d! L& p& ?
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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3 W! d% {+ M; PHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 h3 S6 p( _" `" ?
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 ]3 X! U- K9 s5 |The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 3 w v# w- c z7 d3 a( n
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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8 {. c& g' R! U5 L4 hThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' # B4 `# p7 `/ U8 ^
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'! Q6 F2 Q0 C5 m' K# V
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ x( A U3 R! M* U1 z5 i- H
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 o4 M( \; J, W, i8 u* J
$ Z" j. h0 Q$ iThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
. L( Y, S6 s, @4 a+ M' x; |! z青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ) S$ k l3 F# e8 _+ P2 h
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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