清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧

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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
& s/ K, S3 v* @; a7 u6 t# M一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。

5 n3 X4 t' q" c! d3 LHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
他四處張望，卻四下無人。

" s; V  {' _- h1 ]4 ?* v; A+ X4 bHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。

0 m# I4 t0 f/ I/ D) UHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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# _: X; n5 W3 E$ Q% W  P- {3 F6 ^8 \The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
  
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。

. K5 F, S7 E, [I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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  s; e5 a# |0 p* U( b9 {The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 L, D  v( x3 Q4 d+ `( \, y老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

7 g) ?9 t& {4 e1 j; m4 z) n3 `The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」

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