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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
$ i/ V) |- G [7 u4 y一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!- @% c( n9 w9 I' f, ~
! e1 z) x! O/ T M# ~He looked around and couldn't see anyone.* T8 @: C9 S s/ a" l
他四處張望，卻四下無人。# ^8 b% q5 I( O6 F3 E! ~
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.', D% k+ Q7 I* E
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 . U. a0 _" j7 Z" v- g% W+ Q
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
: _. ] }$ C- x Q: x/ B他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) d- v- P4 v- l/ Q0 s# P/ k
5 p2 {' K2 J4 nThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'% g! H/ X2 Y( \* t/ `
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」& h; L& {, y: {( F$ g7 Y
7 W: ^+ D4 n7 O& w& IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.') `' _0 S3 }( w) P% y a
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」- A H/ g. A( v1 E8 c
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。1 A" U& c2 D* ]+ L4 Y1 f2 t* p
! N6 ^ Y- X2 P( l# n$ r5 ]I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
- D$ U9 m0 ^; R: [, R% F( k我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。, U% u% O# l7 t* F8 e Q" k
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
: ^7 P. g2 ]. s+ b. L+ ~老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。: t$ a C5 } ^: ~( t
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'1 Y0 _$ ]% Z: S
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」6 l/ l) _. y, D' o
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,1 q* F8 ^$ E+ R" w6 K6 ~4 S
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; Q+ K8 r$ s' h6 O0 e P
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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4 N* H @$ z7 F人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧。 |
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