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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
- b. T3 R% y! A. e一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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& _2 K0 Q o4 I3 N! k4 |1 g' [8 NHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'/ W& t' S+ v- @( u
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!. s! d2 b# k5 b: n& ]- {
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
( N: w3 F6 u6 [0 m9 A. s, l他四處張望，卻四下無人。# b: T0 G2 J. o3 }" V
8 v& {# h4 I; u! C& cHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'/ ~+ D3 {) `) e" W* q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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/ i) F# N: m T' `! T8 Q' P& [: _He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.! D9 S% \) A7 F/ {. F
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ @' |8 Q8 p! _' C. b
- b- A n9 A/ \) X/ d3 xThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'4 E* R2 p' G R4 |
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'# x) ^/ c, O. R& [
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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8 W' ?% ~) Y0 c. R' L/ EPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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/ h3 q, E: K2 i' x5 ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'# p4 M' p: L3 ^; `0 X7 u {# Q3 H
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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, i8 V1 P: U7 K2 R' fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
9 w+ c1 `! ]% T老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。$ R% O7 w) d# W' w: k
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
- l) \) n1 B9 w0 z青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」1 d4 {, b \$ ?# a! L
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
9 {& w, G& g5 _' x1 f4 |0 l'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ x3 X8 n/ M* k% j: n3 J7 ?
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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5 J4 o0 `) j- [ ^/ I6 m人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧。 |
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