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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* @( O1 m/ j4 a' D5 B9 {! T
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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6 Z8 j; b q& L; s) F% a8 `6 K+ lHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.') |( Y1 t$ G7 M- l! X7 p0 x# V
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.5 E% k2 z: s5 g8 ]* Z0 z
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
& X& c( k- S |當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; B" @' z" \$ y% N$ E; r
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
. F( n3 y- `( ~; C2 G; l n. D他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。* p6 j2 B- |4 o# ]4 [ k' N5 i x
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
$ w5 J6 T$ R4 r8 o& P7 s老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」* u" p7 j7 \& t% q4 L" M( a# o
5 d L9 D6 X: _- sThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'& }3 m1 M1 `+ r6 I5 T6 L1 |
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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% e1 o3 B3 C( ~% Z- \Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
" ~( u* K8 w/ y: U( c& x我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。! k& `3 J8 O3 O: {" D
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! Q$ d6 _7 b% D
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。7 r% ^, s$ [2 z
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.', @! q# |, X) c1 |& @5 t4 E0 k: O
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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6 i0 W' X5 M* ^; [. IHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said," x9 _" ]# j6 O% h7 @
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」2 u) R! Q& _/ m1 I
: E4 W5 Y1 t, g+ A1 Z人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧。 |
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