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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.. a: P" X) T8 O; d
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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" Z0 q5 j* y- L2 n; r/ aHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.', w9 G8 |0 }6 X# j+ d
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!) R) \7 S7 `" s/ e2 o
0 R2 c+ q8 @/ d( C! B B! |! XHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ s3 y: `8 V9 q2 M他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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! S) y; N8 K5 z2 z( M8 o1 Z, XHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'+ p6 E& @3 [, e
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 * Y `! g) t9 J/ ], v# a
# I3 P4 w4 w7 ^He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.4 [5 O* c0 C- N3 i# p9 s( E
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。; x8 D" D! p" f: m$ q
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'. a, w$ e9 f: ]4 q* o
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」! d/ Y: T- u9 ~) c% K; _4 F
@5 _5 i# ?0 R! O4 T) ]The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'2 d7 `# j3 D, L' \5 ]4 s" W0 j
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」9 G) p% Z0 Q4 h5 j3 m! g
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. x8 t$ t' i2 F7 }2 M8 v
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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6 i* o$ n* D% g8 L$ C% nThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
2 I! y) H A9 P6 U) s/ ~老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。" D# h9 y, C6 ^: w. Y4 ?
1 r, c) Q% s2 r! F/ s. EThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'2 y _4 b/ O; u7 |9 f5 q/ P
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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* C) f( e- n: dHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,! R6 X5 ^. G& }: `# ?; O
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'. X9 {3 Y8 F9 u( t0 b
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」. k+ g% c/ N T6 U- Z/ U
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人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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