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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
* d; C: Y9 T _一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!: d* O. m T. h# W3 }
5 n9 G4 P5 f; C& }- V- R7 Y; v5 v) \He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 d1 K5 B4 Z/ ?% q" E他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'& x T/ \# }& I# [
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.) u6 n4 S2 C3 f: {2 f! D, Y
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。7 |. {6 t- r9 d* t' x5 N4 Y
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'2 q/ Q" t1 r+ g
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; ~" s, r3 N0 u) b0 a青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」1 ~% s. k7 ]1 G: A* `# f
8 m; U( w' d& j! G& |Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'5 ~* p/ U5 }* V2 A
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
; d0 {) k# W4 ?0 L老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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6 |& k1 Y( S+ sThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
* L+ F4 o- j# I. \# Z* e青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
' |; P3 u- t6 P$ \'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'$ F+ w" d" `3 C6 y# e, r% T
/ j/ M( b# M( ]- J& d( T他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」) M2 P. l4 b, [, r
' C1 Y$ y7 E8 m6 o* Z( Y人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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