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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ P& V5 @% ]7 n: V0 ?0 O: L
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。% `, a' X0 _( ]
3 C: h) C( |" S, \: NHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
9 @& Z) u) q& d一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!# \6 ]7 O; m k1 D4 J7 h
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.' c( b% ?# Z% t+ I9 i
他四處張望，卻四下無人。; Q7 k y6 }% }5 E5 s* \
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 L. ^: E- n( C- M/ E當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; y* J! @5 |6 Z7 }" I1 ~
/ [" {8 l% a3 r* O# QHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 Y: j8 e8 B! [1 g& m他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'1 P, Z8 B4 q" z. S2 K
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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) X: J7 z9 V! lThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
* f. [( g( g' Z" h% s青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% J+ a) X0 D3 j! n% j# g
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
, q, t4 W, }! |, ^' u. i; S, B$ v我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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' Z6 d3 P& I5 @* G" f8 C; [6 wThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* D2 \- y* L, ~$ j) ?( l
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
5 p! Y6 b. U9 G" E% K+ {0 I青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」( w1 w: `. I* ?: ]& l
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 O( K( m" x `( ~0 e0 q'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧。 |
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