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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.2 T, `7 u, [% I1 X+ ]: g( F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ o' z+ D9 C8 |& E
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
. A. D3 P% o% A4 L一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!& f: r4 V1 H% K' y" Z9 G" V% k6 G* n
5 Z4 l/ t' T% qHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.3 u6 C; a5 j3 _+ o6 k# I
他四處張望,卻四下無人。 [% W8 _7 Z5 h3 A: @
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.') G G# X( }0 e# K& R: @. u
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.) n5 L1 h) B/ `7 C
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。% w( b: N1 s" h, W ^7 n
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) M/ `: S8 e2 ~4 R3 y老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」. K. u5 i2 I: c* Q7 h/ [
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'+ W% D) E6 _. t# h- a
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」9 e5 d* T v/ Q' L: U: Z& w
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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1 X+ b; U6 e( q! i0 f7 DI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'' H; T) A5 [ ?: p# r
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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' J. r6 g2 n/ P, n* P# k# |The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.' _) R" U: v" z! g4 h( `; o$ ^1 ~
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。, D8 i9 k6 T1 r8 `0 U% P
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.': U$ J9 | {. X m% O
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」. }& ]1 }8 Y w$ w( a+ e
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,' x9 w: [% s, d6 @, g0 f# Q
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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w& i, Z. N0 N9 |& R他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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1 V# ~8 I( ?5 k( D& a" X Q人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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