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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& Y, C* Z" [6 k9 N N/ M
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 }$ G, K1 W) L2 t$ y
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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; j& x7 a' x1 K- tHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ T! r( H# N% m$ E
他四處張望,卻四下無人。5 W6 ^; [- u4 s/ o+ d- T
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 Z: r0 x+ f! j% Z
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - E0 l; j; ~8 \ G2 m2 F
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, p W. x* S4 e, y* l+ X
3 E7 x) s& P8 V \2 XThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 2 I5 V- m0 l$ V! s A v/ \8 o0 C/ M
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」& D% }. g# u1 k* B( q
1 } R- B! ?$ {- JThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 P0 d- a- b. l7 f9 g" x/ @青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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, F, a- O. H0 IPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 t/ d* q% |' o6 r1 p
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 H2 t7 {! [+ `7 ^& ]+ @
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 2 W/ h$ B7 ?5 R4 Q. D- `4 ~, S4 v
5 ?1 J# R5 \. ]+ m! @; W) k7 T+ CThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
6 r6 p0 ~3 A9 \老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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3 v$ A9 q) ~7 u4 yThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
& ^8 v1 A3 L3 A$ B* P6 j青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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. ]5 t3 X9 I: o; E5 |He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, / ?: U( _' ^/ M. c" z
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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