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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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7 y+ v; _$ J" Y2 O' ~+ Z8 G5 |+ wHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 T4 e. Y; B) G! x" z
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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! J. _& @% m6 U, T' wHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 8 {' D- z) i9 p4 ^1 c8 g
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' L1 r8 f- J1 Q* S( E: U當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
8 N( s( |' G) ]* i; h他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 Y; X- C: P% |# I3 y* ]9 M
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. V4 t# u" J: M7 z2 q1 V& {6 {5 `老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
2 h# Q- m" @5 X青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 / A* q) p# x5 X' W
9 Z" W0 D+ P1 d8 ^$ v2 b& wPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。& y$ P" V. E1 k4 }
8 D6 |+ Q1 v" s5 \I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
6 S/ t8 |% t7 h/ ^# Q2 k我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! H& h- Q f9 `7 h
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 m7 s2 N+ d1 J& i/ R$ }2 w
& L4 m$ Y8 G& iThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
7 R6 b7 U: @# `) @& a/ s" N青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 5 O& }+ Q! }0 ^8 y
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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" F9 Z$ I/ ~; f$ K, O2 N他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 0 S8 m) u2 B8 P) z- p: ` I: r
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