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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# o1 r+ K4 g. O: @# {- t, Y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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& M+ W7 c' D" J' ?He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 C" m* C% q9 k- N4 v2 h
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 7 x: Z( b4 S* X; i+ j. U3 d# f
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ c( B# z' D1 I2 ]$ a" H0 i8 I8 r
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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3 ]9 P5 g) k8 C0 Q+ WHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 r1 V) U. S( K% z* Z) J& A
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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) P" E n' z7 \, X$ ^( ]He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - M' d4 r' g" N$ M+ P
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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8 l; A. }. ^, R# J6 \The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' . B. W* S) B5 ^
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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' u2 G, B" W7 g# |" Y$ uThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
% u6 @. ^% H; K# S V! a青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 / z" Y& t" l+ _& g" a( s" j) Z
1 z$ F$ d( d% e' m EPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 V7 r# P3 C7 B Y. W
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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. m: X* ]0 _1 T0 kThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ W7 v o" r7 Z4 j8 a3 E+ C& `) G
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
* p& f& i) M; F9 X" e' h青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; H0 V% L% ]+ r/ u' r( i) A'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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