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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.% Z6 w; z) W0 k
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'! l6 Z6 @+ `' i" @4 v% Y+ c
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!6 n1 C! C0 z/ p% ?1 z" R+ `
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.# `- R5 S: C* s0 b9 a( o6 D
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
% I; l, j0 E* i4 R% k當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 7 I _: @4 S5 q8 N' B0 n* `/ E/ t
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.3 t$ M& R4 Y5 e+ [# Q
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 h& ]- z! Q% P( F
" p2 P" x2 y& |# u% `The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'! Y2 _1 ^: W: Y% ]- E2 n( p
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」* ]+ S) F9 I: ]) T+ ]
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
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9 ]+ i# v& ^1 D+ \0 E2 q2 yPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% _* i5 R5 B' g# z
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) s7 f7 J/ r! ]* g我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。2 K" c; H( Z' G6 Y# e) }, |
2 X" p! e' y$ B; i3 kThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
. T+ J% z- d8 z* l1 M+ u2 Y老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' S/ n+ _" T# ~1 V$ i; P
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,+ o) C6 X6 n/ O8 i0 U
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'% J. {) A W: k! s
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」% W% B7 J1 P# d( X7 U
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人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，甚麼不該要，是一種智慧。 |
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