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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: m3 y7 I" a+ ~; ]
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. f' z4 y; Z8 l3 x; V2 z4 S- W
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 R4 q$ E1 l0 X一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
H- j1 X; ~# h4 h4 a他四處張望,卻四下無人。+ V7 L. s7 ^2 Y, m9 [
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'3 N, r5 l( m) [& E3 w/ E. ~. J- e7 |
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.! I ? |* h4 r' P8 ]$ C Q( ` |8 M
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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3 K6 i$ q0 K- `3 J y* \( E7 G/ FThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
' i! r& {7 }$ q7 d- W老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
9 Q/ z- b3 X1 o, U2 q8 p青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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, ]5 [/ R/ t* HPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) m# I4 {- j( o* F我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。& V. R0 n& H% S" @' O6 W
- d# _- O# g7 Y( x% RThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 m- m; h, F O$ V% I& k- P
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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" ?- e& |: T2 @The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.') X' c5 \/ I% @; C( j: Z
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」8 q% z* V5 T6 Q
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) R! d8 r u- K'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ ^0 x. ~+ ^: Q
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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+ N# S# Z- {3 K- C3 D0 j人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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