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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish., M/ `) r" _( b4 M/ ^1 e
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。; Q7 h4 c7 J- H/ @) M
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) I |& w8 T! ]) o- B$ l一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
0 R) j0 o* y _/ ]4 Q他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'* ?. F* k% q. i5 y4 T
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 y* c( T0 I( j6 j/ C7 V
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ j; T2 D8 `$ J. @ Z# M他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'( Y- B; V* q, A
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」2 f0 ]0 B/ V8 T/ K- t
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 q5 E2 u- U" w: y* S- `& t青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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9 L g/ v2 w' R/ J, K3 FPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
N: n* e. P8 r我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& O( @3 H- l R' s" D
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。2 I( w% S- O1 u
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'# U2 o4 v, ^2 v, A7 e/ n( U
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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8 E- M6 ^8 Z9 I N3 RHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,) m* i! b. I0 a
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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7 U" A/ ^; o$ x, v8 U8 l0 l l; n他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」1 i9 Q& {9 n, W' u! O6 K
1 T% V" b& @8 q+ b3 }* e% Z人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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