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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 J8 A2 L! ] D) }
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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! S: _- n# ?+ b8 M: _2 W! V7 MHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 p/ K; a: ^" P" G/ Q
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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' H. a. F3 z( ZHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
( n8 A) \1 y- E( z6 e當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 ) x+ ^; _, C& i- l2 l( c
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 3 R( D9 J. O" s4 c
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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; A: B' l' M' M1 ^+ WThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& E, C+ `; y3 F老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」) U1 c" M1 i) N( ]6 b2 ~
9 f" R" r+ n' ]The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
]2 ]: A! h5 T4 y. R n3 Q% j6 b4 m青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。) J3 S0 s8 y2 y
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'# \/ Q8 C! b" d: ^6 h V5 U
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 M$ N( u( M) L9 p8 Q8 S
. ?5 D5 B, {( M1 [8 D" [+ H8 n4 fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 ]8 F- y# Z8 R( T5 v% j
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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* C- q4 v/ T/ K$ z5 W; k2 J |The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
% q; r- n ?% ?! }1 ]: o# Z青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* Z$ G' ~: }0 y6 s' C'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' \- B- l2 q# D# ~4 ?+ W6 v
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 B, A* L( I% c4 Q& Q
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