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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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2 L5 C' q; Y5 b. yHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' - F: c: N" M6 v4 M+ k% X
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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+ ~0 s* D2 Y6 D \, ]0 zHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
- \( ~7 J5 M5 y5 t0 _他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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/ t+ @: u9 Z! d; M4 MHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
. o! N0 d* p+ M+ C當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
- m: g, M$ `3 S他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。9 C( c: g3 m2 d" N; u5 _# ]+ N. c( Z9 T
, [ q' O7 d3 V2 BThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 l6 s+ }' u' e! ~7 G- B老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」9 M v9 s' Y5 C' H" x
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " r4 P- l7 ~4 \% `
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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7 i+ E& u8 O6 m7 v. G: cI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
5 G# I2 A0 f' c8 {0 e. l/ H我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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9 i, W4 L; r/ GThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket., A1 `0 D) v$ l9 n% t
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
. ^9 j9 ]4 u, D2 D$ E/ P青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, - {8 j6 u7 z) T. q: O
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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4 t* c7 k" m% Y! | Y1 {0 I' S8 u他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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