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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish., B* f z1 R6 d/ F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。4 b, b' |& m9 \4 \; \; D) p" }
/ P7 L# ?5 z D6 L& P8 zHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' # \& ]' T0 r9 O
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 3 x6 H" @$ `, j7 B
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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' {$ v( L" ]/ ?/ A) o+ {He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 8 i5 [& g' Q* `, J8 y4 C
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 5 }5 M1 R6 X- U% j u# ]
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 {5 [/ {. o8 `2 R& I7 ~8 hThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
# g+ i" I1 h4 S+ S" ^老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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, [9 ^: o+ X# P2 \% w1 K* d# ?! QThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: o j4 v8 q# g6 ^; R' _( r青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 & T1 `' \5 n# f
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。6 F H5 D4 Y3 x% X+ x, i
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 U" u; D0 A; u5 ^2 ?我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
# B7 j5 G r1 L' t4 r Z老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 \0 G& H4 B. \
% B) w7 e6 Z6 Z: ~The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ) V& W% N7 q# ]) |
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 r D0 w3 j* w* |6 s* i
$ _# t* m! q0 _7 uHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, b3 r* L: S( e8 C5 h7 p4 N
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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$ A0 C8 S- j4 J他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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