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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
; G, i: F% m- f3 }5 U一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。: V" g4 h* t; b$ z! Q1 T
" u2 v8 \8 U: @% X3 CHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
5 C4 b3 ^) G2 y8 R! D+ Z一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
, ]$ [: G" S8 m" ^他四處張望,卻四下無人。2 [. e& H X: O6 z: G
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
# N' X- ~" U' R; W# g當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 5 S& U; @, X1 I6 \' C0 `$ Y
+ q; ]* m$ t/ C. o c. sHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ x7 t$ L. u! Q他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。1 A0 a N" G) g) d5 p& N4 r
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
9 c3 ^; u& N- h# p4 {9 v老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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; @ l& w; x/ k7 f" i; I! IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
/ ~; b9 g+ [8 ~. g青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」3 e; l* J. ~& _, V
0 C( y9 w9 p H) }2 nPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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9 d0 I9 j# a: [5 \I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
7 u% j$ T5 j, O; f* f, D我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。' }- X5 ]$ s! n; w8 d
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
3 J9 k( ?$ H+ \/ @老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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( f" z m& P+ x/ B+ nThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'% q$ |& Y- I) U1 W$ B# {
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」" d( E( q3 p) B7 [
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
0 U) y7 }, j5 g9 y'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」: K$ c% B5 {4 i( T; T
5 H" M% X5 z, \/ r8 y% n人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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