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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. s% `; i5 o7 u( a# B6 Q- T/ Z
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。% N/ k7 _1 Y: U1 l. `
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
. I8 l* s" b5 _7 {1 J$ Q! [一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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( u. S( S0 \4 c' THe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
( G4 [7 J% \* b0 S, X1 b& l他四處張望,卻四下無人。/ y5 L8 Z% t! ?& r
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'9 p5 ^% d! V8 H( u3 F! |
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 5 G X/ h' P2 ]4 D
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.0 S! q' g/ t% f# F# Y
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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3 G/ i; R9 e9 q8 p+ c5 v! IThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
' S$ _8 E' ]+ @: G) A ]3 E老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」+ _4 n+ G$ k9 l1 V
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'/ _' j5 c" w4 D% G) Y. I' I! ~
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 S) m/ h# j4 g8 l0 k4 e. G. l
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# z; S1 l: T4 Z( }/ b: \我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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, R* P( w _" k0 uThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket./ L# x. a5 ^! O
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
. j: g' O6 u0 Q, ~5 T青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」3 V( B1 C5 t* M) W
) h( ]9 H4 P$ E9 e4 s( eHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,* e( b* A6 r6 z+ X8 R
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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! Z$ w8 \/ n' y他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」# C. f ~: k. L$ n
9 H6 P+ h! `* K0 l人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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