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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
7 @/ V' N% @- ?4 u3 `8 f9 o一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! % I3 K% c/ t \% K8 H3 C8 B: u1 k
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. & y' A5 O# L! j; t3 O
他四處張望，卻四下無人。' Z- B. }* ^2 o4 J& V% n! c& b
) p" Z! F5 u5 o7 ]He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
# Z; G/ U! N0 |8 A7 N2 m當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 - E% H* t" F( O
' \3 R G. K! l2 w5 r eHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 6 \; w* l) j7 _! [% v9 C8 G$ R. c: `+ \
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 e( c7 w# o4 ?1 p' Q6 ?: X
, Q5 ~; Y+ j0 c9 S9 @/ k$ ~The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' # P0 d( j! U2 e, y0 t
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」/ [$ N- G7 l& Z
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
6 C8 u; b+ B( d2 R+ x; Z" q青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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/ {4 J2 y; g" Z* UI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 J4 @: f4 m ?7 d% Y- E! q我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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! h& {4 D t# uThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.; y( y9 {! ]' {7 O( p3 a2 n$ f
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 H: Y+ ~5 x4 @% E6 i8 q: _; q
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ) R, {; ]' @: b6 f- F
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ ]5 @! M4 N9 J6 m3 z" ?8 ?
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 J9 B' `& v$ p1 z, P% i: M
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