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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
. u8 O9 K3 Y3 \9 f一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. , C* K" |0 P7 o
他四處張望，卻四下無人。' P* g0 g6 h8 `1 X9 N% T+ u
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ; F N4 N5 G9 F. h: p/ M$ R
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; F( D/ t: _+ |: i! A
a5 U- U, I- B& Y8 [# FHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
/ O( B: g- u- c" d他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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5 z6 A4 w& j4 R# I K) U3 Q! N) HThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
6 D, u. g' I4 g5 l& ~老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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2 q- W, _ o3 V& h0 Z& YThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
. s& P( @# f4 g& H2 ?1 t, M; c青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 . C* c6 m/ a i: v$ N- P2 _
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
+ U( u8 b/ I W我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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7 W# R3 T& h- Y2 |' i3 K. [ AThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.' Q6 l; g2 G; ~ X a: U
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( S0 I! \8 V6 r# `
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' B3 u9 P( F8 R
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 0 B% D! g5 H4 T' k: e: V1 `
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
" V* e& a3 z$ f0 V) \7 q'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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