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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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/ K: e/ L K. a# g8 C3 @& C7 NHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
: J. `4 A- @5 I9 z9 h9 `5 d, Z$ c3 U一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! " {* S$ a0 L2 C5 X
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
1 q3 n9 J: ^, F! d/ _他四處張望，卻四下無人。) S' x( v, ~0 [
' w+ C) X: [1 C+ T1 B DHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' u& r* T! |6 N當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; S7 W/ f( k& m6 X! w5 x6 r2 N
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
% J6 \0 {. x& O/ D他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。1 P0 {1 I3 G* `- b* Q/ Z2 E
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 4 a! u$ n2 {7 p! N% k; ` s/ o
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」- d# c# x& l) K/ q: t
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + v3 @9 g2 Z' z. V5 @+ _3 B6 Y0 a
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 2 J7 y9 P* z3 p7 T, v
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 ]- f2 u1 l( W/ e2 q
& p) R; \7 O! G: `8 _) C, q) _7 gI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 y* x; v" a' C我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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p; d P0 G* I9 \6 t) p V5 NThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket., q; f# r2 y, L f3 o
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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% J: }' A4 ]+ Z [3 NThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ x7 |5 n* o5 @青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 W! p2 w) }) @$ [5 n3 J
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , C9 p5 B+ Y9 ~, E3 a
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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1 S. _5 K+ N; g- {! r3 Y他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 3 E, K0 W, X. I5 d: Y( Q0 o7 C
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