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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.$ q) ?. j$ A9 ~( S6 V3 E
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。3 X: B: }) ]4 x% W% Q3 ]
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' * N8 D* @) w# V% N9 k
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! & u' @( \) G% L& `
4 X0 B9 u) T& @6 R J3 MHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
6 `1 p' W- X5 D2 I- D+ y! h他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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$ Y6 l; l Q( I2 m+ }% O QHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, W# v5 X/ x+ F! a6 ], |: Z當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
) H5 G% {+ d! m, o5 w n他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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3 E& O0 N( I7 ]8 P6 PThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
* ?1 S* z* S! [' a' h3 S- M老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」0 `7 L" o( t. Q# q
" C ]1 K @6 s6 `' h) SThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
6 M4 Q4 c$ V+ M9 B9 J* |3 F青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ( o: E- k* k0 [9 c: L) K
7 x1 g ~7 a9 z( h3 R* |0 n# IPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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$ Q* G9 f9 Y5 W8 Z; [5 {I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
8 }: ~1 Z! p9 k3 d) k3 I我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.- C' o4 Y O; I" K
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 , \# d2 f |9 Q/ k( s$ H( `( u
/ P, k5 o* H' \! i! `The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ' p T( l5 J/ c( n
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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) z" G) b# Q% ?; F0 vHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& A r9 W( R1 l/ ?( ~$ h'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': w0 E a! p* I. J
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 + T! }) Y3 Y/ e
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