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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish., W4 C! y% N& E4 Z$ J
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 @8 |3 Y# Y' g/ h Q4 s
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' . ^9 B+ q$ H g+ y8 O4 h
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
. X( [" J. T$ ]+ y他四處張望，卻四下無人。; J! r1 r1 K, V" ^: s' L
. Q. e; [& X+ U) t, jHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' " Q/ r Y6 i7 N* U r. w! b/ m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ! Q0 M2 P7 a8 r
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。. R6 r, e% l: S) H$ ~
9 ~) @* G! z1 a7 m; ]- NThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
7 v6 ?: |: A$ M3 e老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' $ O, N8 k: T; l, [. c" E
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 , V5 O9 H- I8 x) t: I
8 @1 ], t; P7 g! h: ?& A' fPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。3 @% S0 o* Z! Y3 |$ ^ }
" N) F9 x5 r8 I# x2 fI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 L' p8 [8 r8 u. c2 T7 w( b我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 D$ R* O, E' Z/ w5 i
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.# `: }. Y, b% u0 n- L, n. [
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / n1 e1 s: a, t$ s; U" `
3 o" C* z4 G4 B+ \; ZThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 c# x2 f6 s( }' c& [
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 r0 M- e) y9 Y! J
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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