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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
0 ^3 e$ s2 l: r' B9 l0 k一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
( i. ^- Z$ g2 i/ ^4 ?他四處張望，卻四下無人。% z H( z3 i4 U, l9 w
1 T& L" S% W; ]+ k' M% e5 gHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
- C/ q" S% j( W. v% Z9 o當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; E% \+ W* G0 F4 c! H
4 Q C; G ]' |% ]8 ^ G2 ZHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ! G7 t; q% ]* v! T5 y
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。& S* N0 F) T( ]# a- D
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
3 ~! c" r+ t* ?; G9 v: M老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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2 `; _ e' p0 g2 F( K) h c' Y8 {The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 3 N( _/ e; f" g% N4 F9 Q/ |) d
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ! c7 V$ E0 z7 g# K! O
/ B3 _( a- a W. N4 j; b8 e" zPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。6 Q, u4 }& U! N+ Z4 J0 B/ C! C$ C: o
: m; q9 T! }* s9 ?( VI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 C, j1 p# I% g: f
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 h! W/ ?: k1 D0 ^# w7 i; W
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.* f8 M7 y- C+ S* y1 ^
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / {6 O4 j7 _" L2 d+ k" G
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' - u0 k# m i) \. B" G/ u1 Y+ M3 U
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 1 P5 {8 [3 i% r+ w5 c
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
, p5 k0 C8 a" ?'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ X* O- q# D9 \
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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