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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
: j) k) ]/ Q/ k ^. n" W8 W一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'9 O' y# s( c8 Q3 _( t
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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W' j3 V. z3 K3 ^4 J9 W9 YHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
3 t3 L# J0 ?: @. c. Q他四處張望,卻四下無人。2 r- Y- d& a: ]) _& c
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'$ O5 m0 p6 P5 o
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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; e% M( H% l2 ~& P3 O$ E8 {% iHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 s$ d6 X' Y2 N8 s y2 L, Z, Z5 m3 ?他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'. J( H! h0 ?) \) H1 J$ g$ A6 e
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'- \* M C; ?- v3 E' o
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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7 {+ [# f, k. QPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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" B5 a* @: ^; b9 x) S# s8 [7 LI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# x% l- A9 a; i( u% k% ]我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。7 [( l; q; H4 A& U, ]* u: J
5 }3 o% }0 c7 n+ v$ FThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.. K1 v) ], Z, R9 F9 O
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。/ m) ~: N* h% \: \
, M! s9 i' s5 z9 A* TThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
* e: ]- g; m4 s( K" C青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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/ D# I/ `) T1 S7 S& O8 R6 cHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,% Z8 y3 F4 [, Q
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'. i A% z3 x% g. _& b
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」8 W3 E; m7 H5 D
: |' Q. m7 e1 E! ^9 Z人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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