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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* c( W3 f5 U4 A' t3 L' F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, ]5 W& I* O/ G1 R* ]/ N
' `1 Y2 j( x+ T' O7 Z& b: ]/ O4 YHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 c! x4 Q. M) x3 G. c: K+ h. ?# c( d一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! - i2 b: t& A1 {2 g) b" ~; I
+ H- |7 D$ k ^0 j* q8 |0 @He looked around and couldn't see anyone. % h: z$ M! S' q
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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- S3 Z8 O" U- ^2 H8 U# HHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 r4 J# {% [) _* K6 ]& n
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 + J# } u& ]4 A# f" A" ~; l
3 U7 O' B9 o9 K6 s$ |He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
" m7 W! a4 w$ Z* [他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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+ V1 w+ `& V0 G9 J" mThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 8 {. y" x* r' `
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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; z& H6 @. Q; ?, KThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' / U2 q7 A" L0 T) ]+ M4 g
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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* `5 j( c! v' d' G( nPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。" T0 m( i/ z5 x. B, c8 ?5 o
2 Z% v! i$ e5 w ]+ R% Z, R/ \I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'- R# `( g2 ?! g; o% r/ Z# o/ P( g
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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- p5 L# e( j# u7 e7 A. yThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.2 P5 ?& ?% B0 P+ N( c, v, n
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 1 G8 J8 P# L: z6 u& ^
" {2 `6 R8 w$ V9 LThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' + `4 f5 N, ?$ S0 c2 g
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
. G# k7 I$ _/ F0 H" ?'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'9 X7 @) k: _- R7 S
, V( U- V3 _/ S; l他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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