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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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) ~0 }8 R% y0 V7 d1 _8 H/ |He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
s8 [# p; X' n9 I# W* c$ w3 E一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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/ P" Z9 i- }6 W# ]3 t# CHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
' @" W! o- l2 F# Y他四處張望，卻四下無人。" g$ e/ C1 ?/ s6 F+ ]* E4 U
( T& l2 F& f) ?& Q6 tHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 e- f4 M' L2 E& A0 _% w當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# f4 T" y: q! X; m" C# g他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , d; S5 U( ]. x# A
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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: q6 x3 ~' y2 I$ ?/ x+ S& M. r2 bThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' & D5 Z; k. a6 y8 n1 {# H2 I
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。) Y% R o/ I3 N
* D3 T. g) [& N* GI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'' ?, s( b1 {0 ^, W$ ~# t9 r# B
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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% n8 Z9 s8 Q* X# i! r# F: lThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
2 g3 G3 \3 y5 d老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # p3 |+ w; A A5 Y
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 4 S$ B4 w4 f0 `# X' |7 \8 \
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
+ X0 b9 H7 x' j0 D) ]& s2 P'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! y8 G- B) W# K
+ k# B) O7 u8 j5 `他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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