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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.! p9 v+ V" c+ l4 s9 B
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 M! G! W3 U5 F
7 |0 E6 V) l- n, e3 THe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
1 C; Q; N& Z3 C一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 7 T8 \. U4 Y0 }1 j* A, Z( m
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 8 I, O/ U: X! `9 k( g
他四處張望，卻四下無人。; \ v- s$ r" u7 }8 }
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' [# Z( M7 \& C
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 3 W. N2 ]# F! H4 q8 C
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
3 q% Q, ~/ ~' G! l* u5 u他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- L1 H+ n5 j( K4 ?
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 5 f. v: J& T# a
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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3 L j) z& X* h6 ?1 Q2 gThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
. W" P9 _% K T青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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% y. W0 L4 b& ?I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'8 [" S1 _6 r Z' t6 y
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 x2 ^' ]4 i0 @+ @9 e3 O
. {- Q5 v5 z" g- e( [The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ e4 l0 ^! p: b3 N
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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7 {- D- t( O! V: ^; C3 T# vThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' . n* d. W9 Z5 O6 q0 a2 ^+ z
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 : E# r. l1 h# _
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * T) [3 d2 r* V
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'& r5 [! Q; s. L1 @+ x* a! |9 D
, t+ O% s- M0 i3 {; T8 g2 z他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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