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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' g0 \) O) j& {- r! C/ i5 K一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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! J* B4 E o y5 J4 `8 r* dHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
* O8 c5 [ i; I1 p D. `6 B他四處張望，卻四下無人。( l% o0 ?* E& A
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' + G2 S" [1 {6 e
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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+ z( g& s( f' I: L) m$ yHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
; O; H& _5 V& J$ B5 _# M他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 \6 i1 c" o0 {7 y, J. J
5 @0 F) \- g0 @. i0 Z) e) ~6 dThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
4 X* p/ X9 z$ k2 D老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」/ o: R, N: t3 ?- v* M
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 8 `( F( L! s, R: D8 Y8 p2 i( W
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 7 b" O& d' w6 ^0 j' e$ V4 o/ [" S5 E6 b
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!') u: ]% P7 k4 h
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 * J+ ^7 z2 D3 k( Y( Y1 M0 ?
+ @6 |4 G& v% iThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
6 [, _! h+ a* n老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 % x% I( t+ L8 W2 `" l: M
% h. B+ \) t `- j1 m7 T uThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 1 F% ]+ c$ p$ I7 {1 ]5 F
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 a; B( D" r5 J! b8 s- j. g
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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5 `, i" w5 k9 o0 u4 A他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 # y1 K7 S" ^& C, i9 \
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