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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
4 }. L7 i$ H* i9 k一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 k9 i4 M$ R- z' l0 t
8 S1 i/ I$ P1 |& E6 f' \; K* qHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
5 X4 r% U8 a0 P1 d/ X' C. Y8 N一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ( R8 Z5 b7 D/ N* I; v8 D
$ B+ v: E$ P# A$ w$ RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. : q( c( ?7 P: I% f% u/ A
他四處張望，卻四下無人。) o% `0 q0 j3 r, g- c6 @' G
, |( \4 z5 h, r0 gHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
3 e3 k+ j) G. H6 ^當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
2 _/ g- u1 P$ u# q0 e2 Q; ^5 F/ P他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 H% L- T# e8 N N老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」6 E5 y- {: d/ S$ R* P8 Z0 N
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: w0 H1 o3 [# D' l+ @青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 1 y. F* I/ T& |3 R% p4 e, Y& ?/ ~
% v/ d+ E3 w$ A2 m0 zPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。: v c: o1 K7 W( \; }' D: K
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 |, c* g3 h7 n我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
7 T" Y+ G* L% j* r. }老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' $ q" K0 o R$ D0 L' U: m
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 . G, E1 g3 V6 I; N2 R
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, % ^5 l% j4 T& ]) H+ u; Y
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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