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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& u O$ T5 T7 h0 o1 o) y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
* Y! j2 k( }8 I" H* x一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 9 h; @8 i1 ~( @. E6 {
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ @( Q5 O" B9 j8 P他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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# z) w- N5 _ tHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 1 D6 n) `: r9 J7 O2 ~% Z
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ) F$ [+ |7 P; b+ y, F. M# D
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
' P: f. u& A i4 l G他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
- B3 h) J, T" d* W. l7 h* I# u老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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5 V/ C7 ^- `5 L& Z$ x+ j" I4 jThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' $ ~3 H; S$ S2 J$ {' C
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!', {2 @, i, F# e( i. G% U; b
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( A, B, `9 _' K6 U/ Z F `: c$ ]
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' + n& j4 {( n1 M2 M) A
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
8 e9 N, d7 P+ m' f. Q! m'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') @( F- C( L$ k H. L) F1 X: R
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 . F, j* U; p! |9 `+ W& g, a$ j
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