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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 l) d0 x( x6 d0 e# X& R
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。; f! m% y1 o' _* C
! i# t/ z# O& r( j7 `1 X$ K1 SHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
0 t r4 p$ o; U5 @一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ( {5 r' |4 B8 W5 Y: o$ u5 k! p, u
他四處張望，卻四下無人。, b5 ]: d" L) S9 \* ^ R
0 x1 i3 G4 j3 }He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ! m- ^; B" Q& X d* ?( H% X; K
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 8 H/ {: x \0 w- L) ?9 j
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。( |* e/ X8 F; }7 C. r/ F
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
+ x& _) Z. s6 a4 J/ |' k老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」, K' u' W4 ?# M6 m
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
9 a9 g' j1 J7 ], T3 F* q青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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/ i8 W; s- G7 p$ F$ b* G( OI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 [6 q" T1 q- p* D) N6 r
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ( m) I4 f8 G/ M! Q; N
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
. Z7 h- t0 W1 j& Y1 q' P O老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 g8 A; U9 u1 [0 h2 r# W
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ' C) n8 a7 b5 |" s* e5 b
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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" {& L, X1 r2 W: nHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * l& B& j& T4 O" X% x; a
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 n( i/ I, Y$ C3 G+ u. N1 S
7 g/ [! u- J5 b+ p5 [& T他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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