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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.% p2 T R3 ^, `! ?2 A
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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% b& X# m/ k- \# c4 PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' % ]6 ?% L: m0 @7 A' ~9 a3 ~
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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" s+ G0 M& j( c3 w, EHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 1 |5 P, k* w& q! B8 e
他四處張望，卻四下無人。& Y( s: G; M- n3 k9 ^: h0 W
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, v% X, |) w! @+ C當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, h- p% K6 ]5 ^ d4 a1 a他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。$ J6 K* `! t( ~! b1 b j% i
5 x+ m4 x0 U2 q9 OThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 1 o0 {" [( X2 Q3 N6 I, l u! L
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 t- q6 R7 p# P
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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/ R. N$ g1 Z# D4 B7 E$ a! [+ `Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'& h1 s* M& b7 @7 y
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
5 p+ m' h3 D$ ?# h9 _老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 Y: h1 W( o: }4 v5 a
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
1 g9 y) Q2 g3 T0 w青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 . e- W/ r; I( [" F# ~7 T0 l8 n
' x5 H, _8 Y( t+ Q1 KHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; w' e. w( i. F, w3 H! h'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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0 x* P! U$ w+ ?他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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