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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 q" G' U0 ?6 l! R
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, i4 _0 d. m' J6 R8 T. F( [. ?
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
5 c3 u# z$ y) p9 |0 T# W6 o+ M# U一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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/ G$ {2 k% c+ S* BHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: K; t% H6 q, Y# X/ I6 R/ j他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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* C! c* E- w }- J0 J5 x PHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' % s9 B9 L' c* P! _, w2 U) \
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
0 G2 w( c9 _. M1 i+ V( [$ M% D他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 M) d4 f9 Z/ v% o. H
* @1 m9 z6 z6 y' g: [; k6 OThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 c/ `$ Q5 c6 J. i" J$ c' O4 g老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」" a$ Y9 {7 b+ @3 N% [: f6 j
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
9 Z" u. e0 R2 W1 \6 u青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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) p* f, E+ I0 Y5 VPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 X: H- c( Y8 U8 ~, r9 a) ]8 Y H3 b
0 H2 l& H( X# | A( TI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'3 j5 d% ^, Q: G) a+ Q
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 _$ X+ t; t+ _1 @6 N3 `& G. a9 s
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." r3 F' p2 m+ M0 A. [
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 O% M$ T+ ^1 H( R3 ^7 v
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
, Q5 \; ?' V& t8 g- p3 _+ n6 j7 a青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 & H/ ^9 }6 `+ P1 q
* x7 A/ d; Q) k4 ^3 r( NHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, $ V& `# p, ]5 A
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'' b- W, z: r, s
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 " k: M$ }7 Y5 i% C; J. L! e6 a
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