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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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- F/ S7 P t4 G6 a( r# G- }. ZHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / N; b) a2 S! V7 X3 C# t: r8 \
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! # \" l: S* u5 Y7 d% y
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
0 ]" } r, D7 I. t4 V他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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- d! q/ H0 A3 F+ q& K6 a; y; g5 MHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
) m) A) y0 [, ~當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
7 t/ t/ J" h) k& p7 o# |他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) v- ] A/ c8 K5 Q9 [The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 0 @0 J+ s* i0 }( S: W
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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) k( W6 L+ q+ W! y- g& r2 z3 b1 lThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' : Z- H5 r8 o1 l
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。4 z# v6 {& a# d y# h/ F' `
( m* k3 l6 g6 S3 ZI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" {4 X P4 ?; n2 M+ u, }' B/ [9 {& G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 5 f" t) r9 K" Y& `- o6 x: ?7 f
3 y" e+ \6 w1 P) KThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( |, [8 z: J i w" I
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 m. H- A! B; ]( d5 @" s
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 * s6 x* J" R" h' L, N D" A
3 k7 k# b# B2 {He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& [$ l. e9 O/ S3 w5 B'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ X& u8 l+ O5 L. G' ~4 a9 N
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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