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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
( T. d5 }+ o; a- u一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。4 b/ O2 |, G( _6 ?) j3 @* n
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( [8 V8 U5 ]$ m+ }: S& u! K
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 1 u7 w" q7 y# |& t' e( i
4 V, T# D7 P. u1 r) _- Z+ YHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. & Q; r+ ~- \! T! K1 Y' M
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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5 R2 J3 J# _ g- KHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
3 l/ y* u H+ a' Y4 b0 I: P( z- Z當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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% J" L: H4 \5 l2 X3 UHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ A5 @+ X) ?1 E: } r7 Z5 x他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) }0 X" p3 X, s% V9 |
* J; l, ~6 a. iThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & M" Z7 z$ ]3 T0 u2 d. `, \! j
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」, |! g D4 { P P2 H3 j3 d
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
r: |" P: J% b2 P9 w5 w* L青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 / U) |7 Z- A1 p# c2 @) b' S( B
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'6 U9 T, X, ~. F" Q- B6 v* }/ t
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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4 I" [& {: E: N/ {* |" DThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
9 S& O0 y- S' S3 R- [老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
% j9 k# ?( E$ G$ @. u9 o青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 8 S& v3 }- x+ j$ U. f1 k
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'. Z% Z$ C' w. _. S
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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