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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ _3 w# b2 e% f; D: c
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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0 d( D6 ?) A4 d4 F8 FHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 g9 h/ Y) e8 q一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! - B: o _$ R) U; ~3 y! a
" a4 d5 g# ]* g8 b4 _+ R: d h3 c l' v; THe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
) T* u! b. j& e5 D( }他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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4 `; i9 m/ @, t2 G* |He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
3 Q' R( K2 L7 W9 M5 W, u$ ~當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ) h: O, e4 \0 e! L0 P' ~4 ]2 j6 q' C
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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8 ^) m8 z. v6 p l: {7 Q% kThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - h V' T$ P. g: s# E; ^& _1 L0 T
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 3 |" ~! B; r! ]- H8 T9 G
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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/ ~/ S/ F5 V* n& H ZI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'6 K9 s% {% x8 ?/ a' E* v
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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1 s l% T. V! UThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.7 J" I, ?' @4 r$ T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 % d* z1 e, ^# J4 l3 K) q9 j
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 w% o! r' G" `; _
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, - i# k& p* f% o) M
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'* s2 Q: X& m1 k. y
% j; M+ w# x. q w他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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