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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish." H+ ]+ U1 [% Y6 t
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。/ N" }4 f' @8 U
( ?9 a1 l2 S; n/ X: ?He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; Y' m4 M3 m5 E
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 0 a l# K- u7 n- f. x9 ~6 ?
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
3 d3 i% [( R7 i9 _: m他四處張望，卻四下無人。% t o6 s& G4 e. u
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 |2 `' s) F' G* i2 b% p- }
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ! A8 {# C5 y. k" \: U* a. A& Z8 p
6 {' `- N& i# fHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 3 a* c+ ?8 B: d2 N e. a- K" {( S
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。! @$ K) I- ^4 Y. A# m& v6 P5 L
7 T3 G; r( S/ b( Z7 GThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 3 O6 t, M5 ]* G* l( o c8 n
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」( l$ k9 G Z y5 D
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' . ?% G& v6 h8 |' c3 P
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 7 _7 c0 Y5 Y& t X/ d% u
5 p- @5 D% |8 `6 Y* o5 t* A; T3 cPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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# D1 d2 {' w4 [I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'* R1 j) q" D# F2 }9 |5 a
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 H6 ~0 n) G0 ?1 b0 M
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 J/ Z2 c6 U3 c8 S& h& G9 O3 A5 e
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
% y* G& a; Z, Z3 X9 N& ]青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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4 H3 L6 T' k5 y. Q, |; EHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, o& f- h4 k, |. d( A: o& v+ C
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'# c! J, w: Q! D
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * F( b4 T, a: \% t) O
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