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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 @# j1 y% J; o; e @! k
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ j' |6 g% o5 u+ Z
, |+ B9 I& G/ K2 H7 \/ ]He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 e0 C- V: g. n. {4 ~8 o! C' E2 G
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! " h+ W7 d6 o, R+ `( {4 a
: C6 A2 N/ ]6 X/ G3 b+ uHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. + u; a" N" u; @+ u4 P
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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# I% J1 o& {9 {" X/ ] m. ]+ y' _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' F+ c: E5 S1 C6 n當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
& I/ `+ y7 H3 {& W他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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1 F& a0 f9 i" Y6 j: UThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
# x0 [& H, K/ h, A& c老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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8 G7 F( h% Q; a6 I0 HThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 7 Z _; E$ Z g0 {$ C
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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* H- K. ]& t3 _& g9 S r3 MPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。) Y* J. S# C" W9 ?9 o
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
, q: G4 o; F9 ]: W我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 }6 W4 i2 y) y" ]
, ^7 T9 t5 m/ k/ _% o3 c& \The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' a' n4 j8 t, K! W老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 9 t- N8 V6 O) D# K
1 W+ V y* S+ q- q+ D& ?/ I$ EThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' + D9 }; ]! H0 P% I2 ]- b0 ~
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! |4 S9 ^/ ^. n" C O. q9 `
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' u3 N1 n' z6 G5 w! T, F
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 + I& d/ D8 N1 W: D
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