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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# k* C" z7 E$ |" l6 f# A0 ~- `
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " {( }1 t0 e- F0 m5 J3 u
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 8 u4 ]7 F d& Y) W* e
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
9 {, a8 |, E2 q, L7 `4 `3 q他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ) g+ J% j: X; A
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. / V; b$ K6 T9 S6 b6 D/ z
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 o, r1 V: {$ d% j, X
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & u6 R+ H# b- g5 c( k- I; e
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」3 r0 ^: M8 l" R# T" y" b
M4 y( ~2 w7 f" B6 Z L8 vThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
* ^% q: C& p) ]4 E9 \, @- \9 U& s青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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' l1 k! c$ b# f. p! u; b+ N" SI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
. o% Y) D% w1 Y0 c& ^2 u2 |# a我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % I$ D3 l8 z) c U% t
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.1 y3 `$ b _, g$ N3 t$ T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 N2 Q% I# E" Z* h
9 b! ]* B7 ~# O' M: K4 `, T1 xThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
6 |# b2 q& k/ J3 ~4 e$ J) L青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* {6 Z- a7 i. U7 f' O'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'1 f1 S' z, n. A' K6 P+ B' |
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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