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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.) ?8 I# U& z5 ], v n( \" o: F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. Z, C( ~& T' j# J, i7 z
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' c! a: l) w, @5 g+ ~
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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# e d5 f/ r+ g0 H* Q" @He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: ^5 Y. p( E& A. g! M( h: _ ^他四處張望，卻四下無人。- ^- f1 C5 j" F# A! z
/ p- b4 x' _2 P5 Z% y c4 M1 cHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' , w4 l2 B. j9 V3 l1 W( ?
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 - e$ @9 Z' K. h9 D6 B/ q
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 M# J1 h# p- y* {
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。. h! M D/ {) b$ [
, }, P6 R$ w2 I) y- o1 O/ v& [The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ' x# c6 s% }5 o) J5 i9 @
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + P7 s4 y9 z, x
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ) y/ l, M( T0 [/ a, X# z9 d
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 C9 i3 y; W: Q: H
8 R4 j/ b$ }' p0 J8 ^# nI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'0 L6 l% b* t9 i5 v" I
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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+ ~% t6 m" |9 P C gThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
) a: \1 W. @) O2 d/ R% b( i老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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2 c% @+ R# E7 S" C% m# y6 NThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
9 M# \: Y0 m: t0 }( L$ c青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 * }/ e% B3 }; [" a# [
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' E7 j- s$ ]& J
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