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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.' } S- J3 L% P9 p
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。3 J# G) |+ S& c0 E# K- I n
. _) G1 m1 M1 |; t b9 q8 dHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
7 r5 o1 u1 C6 W: |) X! M" D* }# ]一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ) a# e- G! [8 N8 n& f
9 i$ l1 G: Z, `He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
. l H' i: f7 u! ?7 h他四處張望，卻四下無人。" h n7 A4 O. ^5 Z* X8 ~
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
: t" a$ G+ U8 C8 ]; K5 C當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ [& G* n3 d1 p* J# Z* V他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 `) h9 i7 M0 h4 j0 _& u
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
9 a8 k+ U, s1 C) A+ h3 m- s7 Y4 I老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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0 A. M* p: y4 e) @% Y O" nThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 9 H3 t9 `0 G5 Y) ?
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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3 V! n+ t! v9 n! q) t& WPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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- I4 {; H/ S! m6 i3 v& [+ UI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'$ R$ Y1 h/ S6 D" F8 e
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 z% q$ z$ |, ?( V6 x# v) O4 o
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 % h9 l0 S: D/ n) o) d7 x6 r
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ) u1 V V. z O" `# U+ e
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 / q9 _0 z3 a# q4 k6 \
: o: q$ i5 Z7 X9 g5 _He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # E6 j: S' y2 S2 ^: } N" a
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'* d2 R* I2 {8 S& e8 E
b/ x, K9 u9 f* a! m他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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