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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish., K2 n" |; p6 t4 p! f
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. x- F) ^1 }+ Y7 @
8 T8 X; K! p" W4 u' ?! b2 MHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
2 p3 Q1 z* Q0 d% X* Q5 O2 h! e一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ( I- [: h0 w9 V! p1 m
8 L: B4 d4 W+ F' j. Z' S) x0 W8 v- CHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
9 d- m% F* y5 x) ~; s他四處張望，卻四下無人。5 Y# T2 I6 b4 R, O: X0 G
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 F% }' H# m+ |
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 : V S8 h' A5 K2 v4 R
$ Z/ ~/ J6 v, e. w% y1 E$ MHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. / Z! O9 |7 r7 J+ Z1 A
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 5 r; z) n6 Y( K" U
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - {' ? y9 u5 M' ^% P$ N8 R
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ' G% K1 Y; d" [. c7 T
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 s/ k! g V9 f$ d4 h# e
6 Y' ?4 x* l' a! kI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
% ?2 S3 N: x7 v7 v P* Y! |; v我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
5 t/ }6 i. }; O. V老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 S( k4 @$ U5 i6 T8 W) A9 e
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 }+ R7 F4 q- [* E, t C青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 3 ?2 O# ~+ I0 N8 [
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 X: b# F4 l( j, d
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