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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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& G7 J0 h5 F& Y. j9 dHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' W: j& g2 L; O5 ^9 }; k
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! " h* q& U4 q" o
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. . T$ `: ^" r. Q7 C' D+ i$ Z$ n2 v( P0 ?
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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, `+ W6 f! C, _' ~% JHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
: m& E B) q+ t1 \1 e; ?當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # r5 J2 e0 \9 u1 H# z- [# ]4 X
4 q' P; n; t3 O1 w- CHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ' ~( D8 Q9 H- b* W+ [
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ' f( x/ g- b8 t, T/ r
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」2 t0 ~, o6 i: x" {
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
' U5 w$ n9 q: i8 t K, c青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 0 X7 Z% J+ v3 ^! s
) n. F2 Y* B( Z: Y+ w# hPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ q! G! Z: \/ z' ]% g
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
% C6 P/ d# l! x- z- [( S+ H我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 ^4 P4 }, ^# U* i
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 1 q6 [) Q0 i) S' ` g# c( N9 i" L& e
& u; W' l" L5 z+ lThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
7 ?! D( m5 x5 O0 B) l( X1 s青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 w- V, {9 @4 O3 Y* m
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * n0 |8 ^$ O8 i4 F$ R/ ^
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 $ b4 f2 m9 i' Z/ } P8 d
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