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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
3 {) c- f4 ]& G一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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' Z: ?& q' O, pHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
+ F; E. U0 H7 V/ D4 F2 k一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! . t7 ?0 M* Y+ S0 R
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. - v/ @! M8 ^# c. i
他四處張望,卻四下無人。. }7 d2 Q# {5 C
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' / @2 J, c; ^& i n
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 2 h- v6 b/ A) `& w' M q
: {8 f* Z" y* W/ ~8 a/ y" [He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ J4 i7 d. o5 i) _他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' # G0 X) ^7 p/ [8 p
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」) u1 Y4 j! s, z, \# a9 n/ Y$ T
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: G5 r3 P# h' B$ A* I青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。+ z% L2 H# H; r3 v( w
5 u7 w5 @$ w5 c, c* g) G8 CI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 `; {/ e0 j2 D+ f7 T
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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5 x. `/ F& P; l# x0 c% s5 {The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 g) W" m* W. X% W- w7 g老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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9 {- n! o+ E5 d1 G; a! N! bThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
& i3 ^# z5 h0 ~* i. e青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 7 C& ~2 Q1 n" h F( k; C7 ?7 C
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # C4 e% A" Q) H2 ?4 \! d' g( V
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 R3 I3 a3 Q4 M2 p; n" m) y$ P
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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