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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
/ r$ d. g, B7 R4 ]一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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" q/ z' q+ g0 Y0 d% J$ \He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
: z0 A) R4 O; J" ]' }8 X一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! * h8 [, z/ N7 ~8 u& `. h9 {
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. # |* E- F8 f- s/ S
他四處張望，卻四下無人。. [; t# P8 F7 Y+ Q' q% N; _. w
" J* |7 H4 R& K) v: IHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
( ?0 y# B$ |; e5 ]; C1 D; W當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, G' t; ^$ e: }他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, m0 k/ x8 e) [
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 @ Z7 ~' g7 C. M4 t! h% A+ s老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」6 M! Q! c1 U& p" J4 W) p Q
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
7 u' u) y5 ?( g( T% ~& i/ O青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。* P3 X+ ?4 Y% n2 E4 o! d# C
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'* o1 N5 s) _! n: O
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 w9 W8 |! K7 @4 O! N
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
0 X1 A* ?% r5 {0 w7 V3 e老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
i2 I8 R& y* _5 \% S, ^青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! ^7 p4 h7 H8 O: v& p
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 % \: _; g; m: P1 t! i
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