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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.4 n/ V) v) O% d& T. L+ o( \ h
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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; u, w5 C5 e6 [2 ]! y- GHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ! D! N, x9 c0 Z8 x: K# M, O. {
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 5 l! K- k8 v, @8 z" M4 \# q
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ( I9 E: T$ g \9 Y* `9 [: e5 m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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2 S+ \% |6 I, O& |He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 a7 X; R0 h3 Z7 i' d他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 K2 @( u7 q% A
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
' ^6 v9 Z) L8 Z老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」9 p+ C0 S0 T; Q* e/ V
, [/ K% b# f( ~. B# fThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' / \ P! k p+ C5 ?, S1 w; \+ k) d* J; c
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 I" r( ~4 y/ N" b" P. G
9 f1 o% B; c/ z) c$ T5 B, W1 sI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 i3 T* y( Q8 h6 \# u$ r
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& W V8 U' J& P2 d
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 - _$ \3 D: U/ a. I! M+ G- G
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' % C' B. O N6 ?! B+ v6 l1 c0 i1 N
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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6 v$ p v/ ?- D0 y3 w) g" xHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
5 U8 ^- U, J7 v* V'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'5 R% A$ P* \# R; o" \2 H. P! U
2 a( F6 u( t0 J: u# @! o他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * n# n B$ J+ Z. j( F7 R' u' ^
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