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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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7 S9 w9 y; x9 c7 [1 j5 y8 xHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
0 Q- ^ I: h3 h! N一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
, Z( n9 q+ I( A" h* g4 Z他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 E C0 ?2 v/ v5 {3 L3 f h7 D$ O
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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" ~; D# X8 y! u0 O6 E THe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
& M/ z" j# p$ N4 t$ m Q0 Y他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。1 g1 x$ |4 E9 m1 {5 {
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
4 z3 ]( _- j- ? k' K老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」2 C1 X+ z( d; L! O
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , @: b/ n/ I7 t E
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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$ W. W; w/ ^ i6 GPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
' K4 K0 Y' z3 z7 s# _ t) k' j, I4 ]4 y我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 : y' |, H0 G) Q! Z4 `' Y
{( L$ c1 L9 `$ T& {/ e& DThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
0 i: A# M; p2 J0 G1 N, g老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' / ] N' B# r. ~" V
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 / }0 G4 I+ x# @+ I$ z
& h5 n4 Z& N0 ~0 Q( a" WHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
" ?/ Y* y2 ]9 F2 ~9 t% f/ S'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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- p+ ^) Q. }5 A8 W: u他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 2 a" r$ j, s' j- N: l9 Z
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