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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& m4 P& c* |. O2 G9 Q+ j* k+ a
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ u9 L7 j% n! `3 k7 g
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
( n' I3 ]5 F2 k6 r `9 \+ X一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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' X5 B+ p2 A7 g& oHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ |( S, \/ u% }( U+ Q! o j/ a" n Z
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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5 `) M# ?5 N0 g$ G' r7 zHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 2 _# V- i0 o7 g
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 - I" y0 P1 G9 {- e+ G) X
8 H# w2 I0 r+ A6 t' i- bHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ) s7 [( l9 l5 `: F! W
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。& p- {) f8 U T# ]. o% X5 Y
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ; }& F% w5 E/ [6 i$ i
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」$ [8 Y- I! H& S
6 p/ O" ]" @) QThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
" x6 m$ Z$ _0 L2 N1 V, l3 _青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 ~% l& d. g8 v3 J, C$ ~
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' q" o1 d% o( @1 n1 t8 {, U老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
' p4 Q* @9 S1 n- r/ d6 W青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 % f, o+ x* }* v t
# S. d6 I& ]! SHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
: a8 f. o2 E7 l; o'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'+ K1 h# Y9 _! G6 z7 c. b
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 6 c/ M _/ @% a
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