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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.! _8 d! m1 g4 t: J$ x) H! A/ c$ I& c
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。4 U' e9 G3 |' @5 M
, _& h7 C" J8 `; J( T2 N% [He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 I1 L: P( H* w; \0 E$ r+ c/ l
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 5 M7 [' `8 i$ A5 _3 O$ C
% `0 R$ }# v. b8 N: JHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. * K4 F4 s& g+ X
他四處張望，卻四下無人。! }: N! D. S" {; o
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
! ^/ n) {3 V+ B4 V! W2 D當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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) d+ c) J! F3 W3 V7 ~2 n WHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
7 k( D$ c. a3 a! ^% q他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。9 }' o. f" x6 h6 y
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 N" K; H; U L8 a0 ~老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」7 e3 S( N) F8 @' {+ M( O
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , j2 r3 H5 U4 {; U) G3 d* W2 }. I
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 + }+ D* `& ^- E% K4 L$ [
3 u/ k3 L- _& C- i/ DPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) F+ }- e$ }$ ~6 D& k$ J) S我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. a; I! Z! S! i7 C( @% o: S
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 q4 k7 _ g% R+ k青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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3 w \* c1 m& V1 m7 v; CHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
9 }; V6 _& I& U'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'' ?& A0 m4 @+ ^
; b6 P; t) I$ l* H) W8 e8 C他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! C* c( ?/ w }% c9 z2 M
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