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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " Y/ H; o; R7 l! \
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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; f1 f1 l. f0 }2 K& {- uHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
6 G$ y/ ~" @ {, f' U. w他四處張望，卻四下無人。) T: ?! i' }6 K
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' S: f+ X" n! s" l& j; a. x
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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# U! L e% W$ U% |9 e2 zHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 7 s, q3 q: S, C7 p5 Z3 H" d) R
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。7 ?8 b: }, _1 @! B& z
9 J: d4 e: A( zThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ( ?$ b& S4 {$ C) o! _# ^
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
* q9 Q @+ O. f9 ]9 W4 y: q& S青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ' {6 A4 T& v/ L3 K" D! Y; |
# U1 h E; S- m7 v2 yPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。. Q V$ _$ n6 Y L6 E% s
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'# [& J0 d) L9 a! I
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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* {9 U2 ~4 b5 e5 QThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! `5 W) z) |3 k! h# `& ]; m4 E0 U
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 . j. M/ D3 t4 Z! Z
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ! t" l& |' W6 E) v' q
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, $ C: ?! [2 P2 _
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'2 o( t+ T- y" ~0 G7 T' t
$ e; }$ N- Z9 j3 E. Q$ S5 X他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' f9 F0 ]' f0 i4 G) _- u
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