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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# M' V! M3 S% ]+ X1 V1 R* b
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。( F" J3 b' r$ D+ I: D
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; n: ]& [6 `9 E+ `
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
, Q2 n$ ~' W+ \4 v2 J$ I# y他四處張望，卻四下無人。' U6 O8 [: D4 c0 Y" R( a; ]
# @8 h6 a: G, d! E; {# _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 1 O; a# L- K3 y# d. x5 c
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 + Z h" Y5 d- O4 c
2 z, e8 w9 S$ [* E5 x( g0 M3 K, k6 D, eHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 X% R+ k; U6 \ B& {0 n他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& @4 |1 e$ j. H0 u a# r) a+ A老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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+ f& K: |: ~; ^The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ( Y$ _$ W: h h4 Z
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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6 g1 t' i1 ^; N j2 m# ?# I1 ]5 OPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- J6 h) [' N/ A# O
$ l7 L& J w. c4 c' j$ ZI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'! z" t% R' Y& {' j
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ! r5 O7 q; e) e$ u3 Y
# r k4 V4 V" B: v3 E$ @! CThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.; |% R* P, Q. L
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 |' J3 r3 G# c( E, V" K* P
9 y$ [* s* c* F% e9 x, uThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
* u" L; s' B! I青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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' Y9 D7 X- \9 `+ }* _$ l3 KHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; v7 B8 I0 f4 Y& a'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'2 A3 |& |5 b. E( i1 `+ D0 G1 ^
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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