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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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7 U' z. n8 b' A4 jHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) u/ ~ K5 Y s) O, Y一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 2 U% M- Z: a m7 f& F( g
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
# U) e/ v1 l6 I9 c2 B% U他四處張望，卻四下無人。+ O. Z' I8 w# e$ S. U3 x
1 W3 _. u) d) n3 g1 `( P, iHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
{5 A! A. a M6 a" x當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 0 S8 T" I; q9 ? o) I
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。1 [9 _( d3 ^1 R+ Q. L( z
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & m N) R. r! `
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」2 Q! |6 R9 I! a: \
+ T3 A8 f8 ~+ s9 zThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 H: T0 `+ Q; E. S D. J青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 : Y B$ A! d) f. I7 }
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。, V. m4 M# G% Q* Q) l$ X: D
# e3 X3 O$ n1 ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
( T/ n3 k8 P; ^+ ~8 }5 U我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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$ O/ r+ O0 `# [8 {. uThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
: h1 L/ l8 f' y; N老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
. U$ {& {* j" R; u" G4 F青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + m! z2 M x3 F$ H6 B0 T
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
4 n, S. d& S# E/ ]/ F3 t'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': s! u2 g8 I3 P& |2 h1 F, D0 w
' `( _6 f/ A7 c他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 4 N2 F# S3 ^; w% w0 R h( _
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