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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.3 I N6 @4 M6 P# T d
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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! N" [6 A2 b+ C7 ]; M9 o/ ]He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " `( f1 A/ B3 }$ O" |; |! O1 i* I
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ; C6 x s2 o/ D
2 t) ]2 D) E0 R V( N, x: f; XHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 2 _5 I1 h( _ J1 h& ?
他四處張望，卻四下無人。2 [3 g* c9 L& c8 Y
3 Y, O' L J; [4 iHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
% y2 i5 {# k! ]當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ H6 ^+ p+ [ T, n他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) x8 ~$ o; u- g {0 V
! i1 ~- o. [% `The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 _* c, U u- J9 X) T5 M老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」* z8 H$ ?- N9 b( a( T9 X. z
3 h! c5 s Y+ t& g$ LThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' : ]' a% B; n9 Q: R
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。( _# t/ Q: s3 k+ |+ E; ~
: k* m: q k1 j8 E) f: d4 EI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!') H& `, {" d: J ~8 |
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! g" j$ x+ |3 `5 u# Z0 u
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
) R: y: A* a3 I; Z: D青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 a& e& Y% o x! d'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.', P+ @8 m2 M( I( X' }% S
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 a4 p4 q0 S; {8 K9 T) Q# A
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