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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
. Z' E% `6 ~1 a一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / t: x0 x+ c6 P6 Q# h% M0 U
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 5 L, R) D9 ^& }1 R+ p
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. # b: p2 [! c4 ]1 M' S$ l- a
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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$ S' i* o+ z# }7 M. A8 d0 kHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
/ {$ l$ {0 V% v/ l' }當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ; B+ y1 C$ z# s; X" _( B b: L
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) m7 ?5 T- V; j5 R; R- m
) M% n+ G6 S2 k" H6 vThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 |' f( {; i9 ]( n, [% V老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」% N- f# W$ C) q7 ~( s# p3 {
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 0 v7 `. p& ]1 {# D$ x, p- a
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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! t# V/ \* g, {- b3 }Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- ~2 i* j# |" }& e+ X
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
2 [- r5 l6 q6 V; I, H! |; L我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 x3 D7 d1 B" Y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
2 {: Q d! o4 i2 h& m. [" p青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 |& V8 N3 C4 c( W: H- ~
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
- D; Q7 |% r+ s7 I8 Y& }' ['Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 8 Z, t. B0 Z$ ^8 N
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