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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 D4 G& Q) Z; k4 _! S
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ M4 V9 v# `% I' M' z
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
X K2 t5 D& v- c一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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+ x, d- @+ H- Y( jHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ @: ~) Y5 S5 G& x4 ^3 u
他四處張望，卻四下無人。9 O5 a7 s" ^3 ?/ b0 w, b
& R0 a+ m7 I8 C* u/ a qHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 n2 y/ Z( J1 J. P/ q3 {當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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. z$ g( R S. c- bHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
& \% l4 s+ |; n他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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/ p, L* q9 v) i: o2 e3 EThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 0 o) M8 Q% K3 E' {/ V
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」) J( x8 \8 @5 T* N
9 V( O+ O+ E5 g; ]; E# JThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
$ [+ c/ m+ u. J- U" n* L青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ! ]; n( g! Z$ }
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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( S s7 Q4 J& cI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) h! \) e5 Y2 `8 U; b0 y }我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." W& I5 I& R# D& U+ J1 g) V; c
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 ^$ `8 B( g% b- e# Y8 ~青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; E. E. A6 {# l: P( y9 w! T6 v'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( e( W/ a) E# L6 Z
9 l1 ^. F1 L" F: Q' A* F8 {4 U他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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