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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ' E9 \, m! `0 Z/ w5 G
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」! 7 _8 S; n; c( g0 T5 N
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
/ H* R# O: x$ m9 B% A% v. t1 U他四處張望,卻四下無人。2 X0 S8 p. C) U+ v
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 1 d& K$ y$ w t$ n
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
a: P3 j3 y2 `9 x7 C- r: `他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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7 E- A+ H2 j- R5 Z1 J; aThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
9 B* E3 p; N w& m* F! w* z老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) T: q9 R8 u& K4 k8 O8 d$ W
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」 ( k) f" a2 a& X; O% c: G* t
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。/ ?8 F% X5 e b$ Z( `
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
- Q( e+ p! t$ M1 H0 v* W我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
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5 c7 O. c4 ]/ i1 y, UThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' " u7 {7 r! {% q) K) B1 N/ T
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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7 I8 l( g0 T: T8 yHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, + \, d: y8 `, J. m! b
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'8 K) H# }4 T2 o E9 H7 |8 R
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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