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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
9 Z5 H- h+ T& r! B3 W一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。7 B5 o3 C' v' R& d
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 u9 r. f' g1 ~) b' P0 g' n一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! * C- j' B+ A; l" `( ~; v4 ~
; b9 i5 p) ]9 RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
& ?1 {4 @( r. {他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
( f2 s& l, Y c* R: u當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ' X2 u8 L& t4 p! Z' L+ f4 v; V
% T+ a' \- z/ f( a) RHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
4 `8 y3 Q. w# Y9 e% y/ {他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
" u5 d J/ W/ F1 o! D) i9 I2 x老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」5 i- U2 e5 ^: \3 e2 d0 L
" Y: v' y) h/ W( r0 ]4 lThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' P2 H3 F8 J# t x
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
! X$ A' s/ w; M0 s: C我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 " E7 r6 D* }' _2 F8 `) ~
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: G, L3 D1 z. G4 Z ?
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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1 f0 O0 ~# Z# ?The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' / _& d& k% H) T4 i$ k$ Z k T+ K
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ! s; v5 t& R) A+ P9 i6 r
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; U2 a; q2 Z% E. b, ?: v5 C'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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" h- r/ w7 E. K% `: Q8 e他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 - t' O4 h4 b- u; T" i, i+ X' _. j( A
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