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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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) m" l: v( _+ M, @. P2 [5 z- Z. FHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
: ~1 R) q. B6 f一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 2 z. B$ {% L- M
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
7 Z1 ]& G+ r" y# P7 H0 L他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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6 q( Y" {, I# R, `6 B6 LHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
6 D" F! }% n% X* A2 c6 ]當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 e: O% `% z6 Y他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 ]: Y- V5 }6 g8 B
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ; \) _$ D! m8 P$ `
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」4 h* C) ]/ x2 C+ ~; f, z3 g
2 e& o" r% ^! v2 x0 h/ lThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + N( ?1 P, e& E( r1 C3 ]& Q2 z( K
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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* a& y* h4 H, D$ R+ @Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'( P& r" o8 j8 a8 {2 B
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 F& y* R1 r6 \2 [: @
0 M( S7 f" q, m: Z- I+ H9 s% \$ L1 ZThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ n* K" L2 {( ]4 C+ U2 p; I老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
* ?$ I8 z2 a2 o. F" |9 _1 g青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) W5 u" J7 ~- A5 f'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'- p. O# Y( @8 D% J+ z
) F0 `+ L9 i* o他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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