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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.4 F$ ]& g/ e/ `/ k/ q) T ]4 D
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ l( w: | D* l6 b& k
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
. Y! H o. T0 D& e% k$ i: o2 ^一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 {+ e( ^4 W: x7 T他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
& Z* Z0 s2 u% N當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 3 D# N( s6 b3 w
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 7 O' e$ D9 h3 W7 N8 [5 k
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。3 s% ^8 x$ |' e9 e: F" Q
8 }2 ^' z+ c/ I3 l3 LThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. H, \& ~# u) H老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 D0 x7 y" N# R3 [* E青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' `& d2 c* O% B/ H! O5 F
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
) Y: F* c' N- l0 u老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 . @0 |9 z w- B# @
) W- T$ `2 [' CThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
: t. p2 V3 C. W青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 , u, {' E8 c7 [& q+ y
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; G7 X* @7 @+ G: g( P* R2 S+ p'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') @0 {, w! z# r T; T1 @
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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