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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.$ @" m7 P/ f5 n) v: x' a% P
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。; `/ a2 }: l5 Q8 S+ t
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ' I C" p/ F9 l, ~
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 9 t% ?* o0 Q2 J# @' r
5 Q/ m* q g; i1 P8 QHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ( t' S, F) E( L9 V! b+ `
他四處張望，卻四下無人。1 Z& I+ |2 t( \$ g9 w1 f
+ l( b6 e' v4 \/ K% D3 ^8 `5 nHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 _; c5 R; Y. C0 m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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0 S7 K2 i6 j; c4 F+ C. NHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, g* L9 q8 W1 j他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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$ x, y7 s$ ]6 ]1 r3 Q' JThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ J6 u- F$ {' f2 T$ }$ x6 X; p
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」6 }6 H, ~) G8 G/ I+ t
- e# s1 u6 l3 s$ ~4 f2 l7 G4 H" DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
$ o1 R2 Y; u: c: j T0 j青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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+ d) `7 ]0 M& _5 n7 GPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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/ @; X g! o7 y& vI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# k! c5 W, m" A3 A) \5 V/ ?% E我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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% H; H, Q! j6 jThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. z W. \2 T- K$ x# L
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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# u' E# `# t- y4 |5 {6 Y% YThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ! d8 I2 R. A( ~ O* m! {3 Y2 t
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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& T8 m# X% Y& {( c! VHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 c) D/ b1 a% z3 k& s. r( Q'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 ]# `! E k8 {; R; `1 g/ v7 d1 ~
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