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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* w; y3 }( b( t8 u" R
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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, z' ~- F; ?( T8 ]He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 N3 `" @5 I8 f: }( W C5 B
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
( U$ G& ~' }+ Z! O6 g他四處張望，卻四下無人。$ L0 r) d0 ^& Q, _
7 y+ @0 I2 F/ }: M: qHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 3 D* h3 h! W' \" o
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 9 y( j3 H5 u+ g! v
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。5 Y0 K6 y* w/ H: }
# w, g7 ]9 H% ~ p* l; L$ rThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ! T1 f; c' `9 x9 w( y
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」$ C) I a; S4 \$ w9 A
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
( o) p( r7 j! l: ]9 \青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ! h/ q& N2 p I; C& u A) _
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。4 X; G. E% i' X1 d& }
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 L( u+ |, S( x3 @# f我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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: u0 P; H8 Y3 E2 W4 Q& G$ jThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
9 U" i B1 U- ^! \$ m老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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: V4 G" l3 R( a% U F: ZThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
( r" j2 ~1 n0 i% x0 t2 U$ n青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 4 S' b8 _# R" Y3 p1 G
z- {2 Q- s2 XHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
. z: ?: f7 y) M: A. c* H. q& v'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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8 O, Z3 u1 u$ i. [3 A! r他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 1 I- Q0 |1 [: e4 d; n0 D
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