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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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) g0 c, x( e' R- ~He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ! Y9 `9 t C! R
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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- i0 I3 y7 Y5 Q% e8 U2 uHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
' `: U+ F+ i+ ]. }1 y% J7 i他四處張望，卻四下無人。& t8 I# P' a& U. K
; G) ]7 ]9 ~5 pHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
; d' ?6 c" W# t當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 6 h/ u0 F! d0 o; C2 c; @! {2 }
( M) ^) ^. n# t3 ~He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ l4 |, o7 M* i8 _
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
. X3 M$ n' }- A, g) B0 a老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
) u( b2 ~. [' c% w青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 9 U7 G1 h1 b1 W8 v# k7 H$ I# `
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。1 B2 e/ k9 `$ T# `" l
- y5 x4 r6 A4 B& S& lI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'& q u& W% S6 V' }" t: e0 v T
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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6 q8 f" ?, g: D4 F1 C5 _- f u# C1 {1 j' ?The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
" J% s% M% S+ y8 K老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
: K) s4 C& D3 a6 ~* f1 t青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ v' r' Z. h, ~4 c
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* J6 P9 a" _$ w0 e- q8 _8 T/ `'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * p' A! W, G/ i% ]
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