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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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- u! A6 r" n, Y/ W) h" PHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
1 ?$ `1 v# p% i8 R& l* q一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! # o0 u6 _; y! N# g7 S% c
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
1 @$ w; s' D0 Z他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
. {; ?( H8 M6 @- F6 [+ L當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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" g5 ]- Y) K8 \# \. U1 MHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 8 s6 W# ~1 Y) C1 y _" v
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 M- I; d1 |: Q* j4 C8 k2 QThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 7 y" m3 t& q( t1 g5 J8 L! ]
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」" k! U/ @6 P+ c" C- ^/ f
5 [$ [+ n0 t$ t# U' GThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) b# \% L: a k7 U. {2 Q
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 4 c9 i8 I$ v H! b& @
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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; U2 W9 a$ ]6 j5 A5 xI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
$ g; [( U `. Q2 B* R我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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/ `4 E. L. r; mThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
: S9 k! N, y# G/ C老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' , s: E! f* C0 d9 h" n/ r8 O; p* Y
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 , |$ |5 v# ?4 T# l5 R% Q7 H w
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 \; s4 b. D2 u1 R'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 % {% M* b1 h! }: [
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