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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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: C8 {% }6 W+ R k* n" p6 uHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' . x) A4 K- |0 m
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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+ |% j/ f v% q8 DHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. + m6 x' _2 G# @
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' $ c G2 F& C* j! G
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 I0 u* P% ^: X7 M$ X
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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* n0 j- R% E0 P. I+ @The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
+ C6 U" M( A; R4 x老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」0 K! m# Q8 b- P6 z/ n( ]
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 0 X$ c6 F$ L, k2 x1 E" y1 U
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ' H6 f# ^* U0 |4 V, C
3 |. s M/ O& t0 DPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。! ^) S6 f& f! @* k' |' Y
$ H) K8 n9 C# j! S- m U8 ?I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" @, Q; j6 f* y0 D
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; F H* v: s- X" ]! F
& ~! G. X- @# N& m: h" V/ v2 WThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ ]- K7 C' f) B/ Q% \1 U老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
2 `% u* S8 t/ r青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 : J7 r. q' R2 J/ X/ q$ [
9 T8 X' {( J% I# G \" z& c/ rHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
8 L/ l0 q$ m D' `6 [: z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'5 D6 s9 ?! u, }
" v! b6 t7 `# c% N8 R% R他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 B, @* ?, y$ B
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