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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 i/ I. [1 W1 t1 D; f5 |/ s
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! e! J" |/ i+ |/ x) g
$ l! ?4 S$ R- o* nHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 o8 {% V8 X9 X/ y J3 S他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 \3 h! m. e4 T8 D1 v8 Q1 Q0 b& f
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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$ F% E$ ?/ X5 \He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - H. W) C9 f2 l$ y2 {2 f
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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* v7 b& d3 U& D5 b; [6 _The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 I! B4 i+ Y; T8 t0 e1 Z9 p老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」4 F n3 x* g w4 M; m# {
! @& `& C( p2 |! p5 ?1 WThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
# S1 e9 K6 z0 R1 w青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ R& N& c( g ?4 S3 U
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) X9 @0 p4 ?" [1 k; O) k" P我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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! K" f9 N; u5 ?8 h, R9 GThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
6 m( F& ]' K. p0 I老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 t7 R7 d3 c, E9 I& m# ]" k
# x# C) U2 @+ {, TThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 8 D8 d; P* s/ F9 O& I
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ) Y* Q0 ]! e% h" r: w+ K% T
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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