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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 n7 f" u3 {8 z9 _5 }% I( W2 g8 {
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
# f4 P c) R' Y4 A, v1 w2 ]! ~他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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6 {) t' y' M! Q, k* RHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' % E# @, R6 |7 `: e/ \, \. N
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ) k- X) ? U8 _5 m6 b# L2 D' S
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。. W8 p, x) U w1 ~
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + |3 W3 v0 H3 \6 m, ~/ F
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」# J {7 Y! `% {! t) I
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; g- X3 y) e- O青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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' s% O+ L( P1 {6 C- c2 X6 hPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。& F6 l0 }& x- l/ O
0 \. i2 d/ ~7 h5 xI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'( T5 ^; x( c3 }( C8 a3 a" H4 C
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ F8 ]: V. H7 @1 w$ w老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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8 K7 m3 M3 l' W$ Y/ o- \2 Q. x0 dThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
9 Y+ U" |; j7 q4 x青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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V0 p! _# w. ]% {# T& N yHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
* C, n5 @* X3 T/ e4 x" W K'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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7 _8 ]+ A5 W& K, u他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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