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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.$ B; w+ B* f+ [' `
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。. y! p! L# s0 T
# @% F" _2 ]4 UHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 E+ U* h2 M% q- }$ G一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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3 A4 E4 i/ V7 V2 vHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
% D" r% M( a+ Y) u- B! Y他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 V6 K" B9 F+ p: Q當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
^7 l8 i. |7 i' b2 k他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。* o& b. p' U$ x7 ]2 s
2 y* `' t2 g8 |( X3 {The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 0 {+ ^9 Y t O) ~
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 8 [4 H+ m% V6 \" k: q
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 - r$ ?, v# D5 o/ ?5 ]4 h
* I+ b7 z* s: pPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。/ W! Y( K& `% f0 N, W1 g
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 V8 H3 Z8 v: [% ~7 k
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 \ Y% H6 L2 m# F: _# i. f: G
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
" z v# y! @; [% a5 \老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 6 P* P7 R! D L; i
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ! G9 O% m# v8 K: ~4 x, R& w
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 % c) x+ b" U! K- Z _. ^
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
5 B/ M5 w, Y/ _9 V: Z3 V( J Q) x'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': s+ M, F, c* y* O* f- J
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 ` N4 j9 K" G" s* L8 p* B* G
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