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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.% ?1 o& z& ]+ M: V& Z% a: |1 M n
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 u" `6 g8 J$ o3 g" ?
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 0 ?+ E* @- e( m# D4 Y8 g) `7 U
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 7 e0 I1 V z; K# u
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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3 n) D9 j$ s/ r+ q6 l5 fHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
9 T% n) S( m- I. [: k當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 8 L% O2 v1 @5 i. ?
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - d. x' c: I! Y+ |- {
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 1 Q0 o3 n! `" p& d
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」3 W2 t) q/ a2 N9 r7 m
@- ^# t5 O; \1 N# Q# XThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
! ^; U* Q1 Q3 t; @2 I) B1 h, B青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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/ p: k5 T8 S9 d7 v& `Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 C" }! {9 {( P) ^7 A& T) f
: [. N2 c8 {! FI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# | P" U' r. k7 {0 i我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 B( z* L6 K5 k& @! D
# ]; U, e* W+ g& T& _8 NThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket., u1 l1 |1 I! K; e# U5 T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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! P' G- n& k) h$ IThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 3 h4 I/ [/ M5 S3 ^# `
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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7 U1 s G2 H3 W! @) l$ m) J' {He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ; w0 O$ \& Z8 s1 X# A( ]1 K6 [: N( o! W
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 |& D1 b' ~' |8 P( C
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