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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.2 C! w9 A1 s* @0 f. s. j
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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$ S+ v Z; E# wHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 k( U( d( |5 V! P* z+ Y$ T% I% G; C
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! R. v' E9 m$ K2 ?9 f( A
( T7 u9 ^2 A }) ^He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
& j) U& b, i) l* G0 f& y他四處張望，卻四下無人。, `; x& G0 ~; Z+ H2 F+ C, b
9 M+ z3 {3 ]5 f) T( F3 H/ GHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' . Y* n' k w* `' o) Z
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 9 m. _ q, R- ], L! S; I+ E5 J( _+ u0 B$ T
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# U: E) N5 Z8 h' ~/ W他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
, G8 J, ]2 B* K8 M# Y3 t5 A老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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^4 a: s f C, w0 SThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , G7 j1 L6 W! Q
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- `* Q' c+ u. I6 b2 B3 n+ ^
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
: h+ I: T6 ~. |! \我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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. K( F' B q0 g1 s, |; cThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ X3 c! M V6 p, U+ ]! k老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 j; F* h6 T( T3 p
; d, \, |7 S: }7 S* Z3 \) f5 v1 ZThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' " \6 p0 M! s8 t8 u% u# B1 U
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 q' Y; J: @) r8 P
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
' j# v; R+ T. K- ^'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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6 T8 y- b' O+ k5 w* c他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 U5 h, }. G- q7 ^: I; q
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