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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
8 W/ ]( g: s7 v, }7 B一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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; J# U- E) B& t5 `2 A8 E$ sHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 x( s) H0 B# K0 |一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! h+ g4 s: O$ x& z3 S9 H
, I* {0 {2 M; K* WHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) e6 ]; D5 ?7 Y1 x
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
`1 C q7 e8 a, O f0 ~5 ]當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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' m7 x1 W5 G/ {& j0 E- m9 n, cHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 I5 r4 H+ k+ x! I* `9 e! s他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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/ Q) S; t' H1 ?9 S" pThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' * o* ^- k$ f5 {. d
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ; @) A, b, `& a) M' K' n
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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2 Y1 }0 L* _1 E7 ^5 B$ ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" y9 T4 n& a3 h1 C3 J! a4 L' o5 Q
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 4 d. E8 r Y& S, K2 h! N
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
6 z. J( P L8 ~老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 - t& L1 B9 N7 c6 ^6 j0 N" f1 G+ p
, a$ s7 U2 \9 LThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' , P* `& `: W6 i" ^8 I- t
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 d" B; T9 x. M6 A7 {8 `
* \7 A1 I$ j8 WHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 Q" u! h8 P4 C+ M! u# p! m$ ?
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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' ^- e0 c9 c; y6 g他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 m" l% x2 w7 M
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