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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
7 v' k. |+ x9 r4 C8 N; W一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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9 m. c: d: U4 \He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' - v. h0 m0 [5 j+ o, p) H/ E) E' E; Z7 M
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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3 n) }% |& P& u5 y! ~# N3 H5 hHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. + D& @* q+ @1 k
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
/ ~' a9 d, f, Y2 q- M' y a當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 / b. ?: {% U- b$ A q' p( k8 h: f/ g
) Y+ ~* d; g! e }He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
( V* t& M+ h1 f& n }" i他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。% \2 q! o" d! U# N
1 K" |3 s. T! iThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 ~0 b4 y! r* X5 x! }老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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! q8 l; |+ C+ UThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' : z' e0 J1 L" A4 g0 x2 p* L0 w
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 . T5 x' k2 y M5 i5 h6 w
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。+ h2 n$ ~* ^0 }" i
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
6 I9 y5 G. B5 F a我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % a7 r3 F6 V. f# y! P9 V3 N
/ C* c2 \$ A" J" b& J5 `The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
" d$ e2 f& f( u8 P; Y老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 $ g6 K n' o3 \5 y- g% Y1 w: e
! X: m! R' j' ^0 N' fThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
. u+ V/ T! D9 P% o# E$ h青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ; [& K! K* ]: w3 w
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
1 O$ Q9 M5 R% \5 H0 Z, f q% h7 V6 r" _'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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) B9 x# j% D* h他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ( a7 ?0 Z* p, K: P) ^4 A
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