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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish." L* g+ T' g. C
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。( }9 E- x1 X1 k
& D3 o% {% D# Q1 @, X) |+ Q! f) L3 ~' AHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ! [ ], ~7 O n) Z6 q
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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1 W% q7 U8 U( |/ }0 n3 S: e9 eHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 U- u+ e, M. u
他四處張望，卻四下無人。$ _0 x. S. }/ y; H2 e3 S
) G* T, }/ ~1 ~+ UHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' / ~$ m: f6 f$ k7 f
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 $ A% ?2 [$ O a8 V$ |: ~ V- O
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
% N8 j3 z6 }& m0 ]; w6 Q7 R0 T他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。5 _( S" } x! n8 S
8 H, W9 C7 p, u: S' T. UThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
2 |. M6 n7 p m& S老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 Y) c9 O0 K1 C0 ^+ n! I, x
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
( w8 p/ J; p) w) G" V我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ i; v' D/ l" @/ H$ T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 X& n3 O+ _5 J; G
. p; h f: v% K. W/ sThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 C' v% e/ K' y/ A; M) l
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 / v, Q" [4 c h8 @* r# Z
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, . Y3 G* ^. ^2 r8 y# l, d8 `7 ^# z
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! ~5 f7 \7 O, i7 h) q
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * K; I( `. S; [4 |: s$ V3 O- x
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