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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# O0 N7 ^- Y$ I2 ?5 A
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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: O1 L2 g& e9 g9 SHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" s s1 g8 ?: {+ p一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
. `* _; h- Z- ]5 a% J, X5 g; e他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 h1 b/ B4 r9 }; b& [9 U
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 $ Z: ~, m. G( p
9 n% c G: o$ \0 r; {He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. , I x: I! ~5 Z: `8 y
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) b4 g! \" w' _* x2 H$ z; W& Z7 N" _7 n7 lThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' * q7 B! E# W3 C: U
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 A9 h( {1 |) k+ c# ~3 n( T9 A青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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( t& I7 Z# |; E" C$ k8 pPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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+ }* a2 c( C& q: s$ lI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!': X" Z3 E% o- q- V
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 f, u) a- c; r4 p+ V7 Z$ j
& F* C2 e" B: jThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
- y; o8 ]" P/ p老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 7 B% R2 j) W; q9 }
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
" n* E. ^+ A t青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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6 Y8 y( S3 Y0 z/ @3 y) uHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
: g1 ^' A0 ^7 o& D1 i'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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