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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.5 B3 P& E8 v$ ^7 S1 m6 `& A
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' $ d" F7 U5 y j& P7 A. K, w) C
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 0 u! i4 }& D& F- Z; s
1 a5 r) g' J7 ?3 q8 M5 RHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 3 {8 j; i: p( O) ~( R+ |* S
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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$ Z. p4 }( e% {" a4 K; h' kHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ; {8 {' l, \4 H& n2 L; K( J
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 }* P1 O/ K; Z1 ]" JHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
4 ~/ O# y: |3 f他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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/ f" U# }+ @6 w/ v; [The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
3 b4 k- r* h6 c1 x老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」' K' i8 d2 q. b! \
1 K" E9 `) G8 J* [5 Z% lThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' . |9 l8 |; [, w+ Z
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'* L6 i9 X7 o; |7 W8 w2 Z1 J2 T
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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- s' y" D4 e3 f- ~' f# g8 cThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.- S0 L2 `& r7 s1 Y" D9 L0 I7 l
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ! ]: ~' c! q7 d8 s/ S9 u4 A
- Z5 N, `* s O$ N: iThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; l' R' o+ W1 d; P ?
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 - F( m- z& D+ e( q
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , s; q% R3 N' Z! c9 }2 y: {& l2 f8 Y* I
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 % J+ v% ]: Z8 Z. d0 I3 b
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