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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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& b. X% F1 v+ A; j$ dHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 b1 I6 A; m% }* r2 P% n! m
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ! z. C' C0 D% ~% I9 i% ~& s9 z
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' / v' C) b9 p3 n- q; ^
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 J9 ~' N9 I1 g/ b
& Q t( d4 [4 W6 V. Q: Q1 pHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 R9 Z3 O* t" F9 j: `5 B8 T他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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: ~8 r# \/ n: o8 _2 gThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' : \: E9 R, |0 s- I* H9 L7 A
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」, |( W. v1 a% e4 p
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 8 \3 z6 O$ a! [; i: w& V# x: x
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 9 c. [8 Q- X/ k2 a
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。1 f( D! }. L+ ~; ~5 M. m
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
3 Y5 z8 e* T f7 h0 [) |我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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U, r# r/ D8 Y5 `The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
2 O& F p4 d5 w% N5 p老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
' E- y( T4 o' F9 R+ r6 A" ^青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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$ r) a5 w' L7 q. G/ {+ mHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
5 k" V7 W4 [+ @) ^2 \! W5 \' B2 f'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': `7 P; B' B0 Q4 c) m
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 " L' n) o5 d9 ]/ D
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