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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 m% \4 O( T% `; e' B' G& N! l: |5 F一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 2 V3 T( {# V: L3 o0 _
* l( T# R+ t- }. g7 b+ EHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 d+ r$ D9 U w4 }6 V
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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4 y" ^2 D$ v8 C" h" [& r" lHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
6 O N% I2 v+ `) c當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
0 r1 A! X! c7 \8 k( G! u2 I7 }% k9 O他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ Q6 n9 }! Y& W1 [" _! [( \
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ! U. u( k h7 J' h" m2 \
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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5 n: o) S+ ]$ b/ G4 Y2 cPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'3 I; c6 }/ I, \' a8 j5 K
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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3 h( b+ u3 y! k6 t& j2 R: SThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
d( ~3 _8 Q6 x+ ]老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ' Z D5 O+ }* m, j, C
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 1 E: B6 m; z% u: [" N1 o
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, " s5 p2 }$ D( ]8 v% A
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'% U7 x% F; j7 y
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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