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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
( _$ V! L2 v0 s) E一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " |" \+ @5 s+ E7 B& \
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! $ R* U: c. G# o8 D& h
4 H% H% s. `: t' j5 C8 p+ AHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
! R' L* H# u3 p他四處張望，卻四下無人。. n1 O$ @2 U4 u' L! f4 K: S
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 7 {! j ]! ?$ c1 @
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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- I8 J' {6 @% a5 ZHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
6 X/ T: r6 x5 o+ G, @4 V5 D& R7 H4 w他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' o9 x/ F( n. B# |8 Q5 H
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」4 i, O! Q3 R% `2 B: a6 g P
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
6 \9 [0 r- Y/ W n; [$ V: O青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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, G' z6 ~7 L4 r5 g1 ?+ zI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'& T3 b- S, {, R: y8 i8 I
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 2 `) n& _- O! E/ E4 \0 t
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 v: ?0 x/ O" b0 C, Z
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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/ ~; n0 T; E& F5 `9 \ }/ g3 o$ oThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
3 a- Q: \2 o8 u青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 # ?3 r2 R( h. Y$ ~
) O5 B7 @ }2 J' N/ w/ ` i$ oHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 Q0 S' Z3 n/ V' v
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! c& ~% ~6 S6 B+ E# r2 l. l) F1 }/ D
. N8 j8 y% E5 ~( {* t他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 R% Z- H" S6 h( `- Q* G
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