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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
3 U2 l) f0 X" j% @. g2 k* w一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。5 m1 `8 @7 H0 z. u: z
?6 \' B' V7 e) f3 j5 |He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" R2 V0 G/ ^( @( Y, s一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! % P! h) g/ J' v3 F4 H3 d
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. " O9 L3 y# W% W8 D& _5 o
他四處張望，卻四下無人。% X# A" D7 ?- X9 o3 b
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ; ^0 k6 x2 D3 w+ Q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 3 b1 s# _* i/ ?! f! S) X0 p
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, f( `, [* T; a他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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8 L" C) f; g9 z! c% ?$ AThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' : M- `* Z% |4 F6 \/ C& Q
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' # R: U& V8 q$ ^) t- P3 _8 o
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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, Y! j" b5 M2 P2 I/ B! B. W6 {Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- h# ^& B5 f5 t# z
& t7 q, b5 A d2 p7 h0 B% q7 ^: YI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
) S- I5 J3 d Q6 [: \% j我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 - S& i" b+ i, J T; t+ n1 s
& V& _: g5 D9 I' J, HThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! j$ l F! O; S, M
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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5 u/ [( Z+ n+ s) f. dThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # p) J1 s1 I: [2 _$ ~
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ( i4 \( ~; Z U- l: P
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'- l/ a( x, e6 q1 q5 A5 o# A
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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