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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.$ c- i3 u) b' T0 E- f
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。# ^$ m6 F, ~" [
$ `5 V; [) O, G& X7 [4 u& hHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ) Z1 n4 \& A4 f+ a' H
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! , }4 j% C/ }' [
# a, W; E3 |( J) Y, `He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
. ?' N0 ~ c6 b( L8 n他四處張望，卻四下無人。7 [5 d) Z9 C# T( t: y! p
5 {7 D" R3 A- dHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 5 M: {! |4 I* z" {- l% [" T; @
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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5 h! G: q" F j0 U0 j) WHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. # U1 i6 S, q# @3 u
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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4 a& L# r5 P. L7 RThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ) V+ J; V r2 e) q; t
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' t. D/ x/ h l: T |3 t2 q3 H+ S
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 $ ^) _6 R2 [$ d d7 m4 |6 @8 z# Y3 Y8 x
) ]7 b( m4 i; ~: F. mPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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3 o( }4 y6 R; l. |2 VI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!') y1 v: G, {$ g* j4 P( h
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 C4 O9 D0 Z5 n# r
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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" y! r7 k/ b& b. O4 M2 t6 lThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 1 |$ c0 l5 S8 b7 k5 D
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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: Y% \9 v9 A; E8 ]. \0 E" L# lHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
! k: b& t" G* z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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