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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 s( |' I% b4 c
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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) f) ?( \ v% _! H x% \" jHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 {- Q+ J; V% Z/ O一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ( o2 c/ v9 S1 G6 C! d: O7 J
3 W" P/ c0 V3 @. T1 FHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 y/ \2 @; r' r6 \: e) T, w; \他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
8 |6 w& b# q/ _當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; H) r- I8 ]% S. I: |
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 1 u" H$ g5 p4 w9 h1 {
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ a& [& _# H" X; a6 x
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 2 s- q2 r! y* v& ]
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」" V% C T4 U; t- u( C
* ~3 A$ {+ p. XThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
) l" W4 M5 l o( {青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 - J3 z( |4 ^; {+ P" v7 W
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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4 M0 @1 h2 ~) Q. o: NI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'2 `4 G5 L# }- x: Q( Y7 I) q
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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/ }- A* ^- e' T5 v, m; a/ m& @& fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
( @6 s* p8 c8 P+ v7 b! B老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ; Q. c" _2 A6 z5 R9 {( m8 s
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
6 @% Z( _& J6 s& S- a, Z$ Z青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 8 ?. M: ~, ] e+ M: R1 o) m
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
7 m9 w! Z4 x7 W" K% B6 d8 C: l+ f- v'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.', M6 H' u9 B& s% c
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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