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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.7 ~( O7 X+ s7 J" W1 b; a* d5 }" x
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。6 X# Q: r; @9 J8 a3 L9 s& G! Q
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " N: \; D x# V+ v1 |/ M# Q
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: O/ S' W j; G' d3 m他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 O& w2 N! X) C* u; j/ }
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 " o" N2 ?& x! D! S
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. : g5 t, Z9 c* X% m2 O
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) V( K1 Q \5 o8 d+ ~
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
( ~* t0 _) f5 N老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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4 R5 Y. s, |: J8 ~( b! i; q$ i, |The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
1 F$ |% y; x `* p青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 0 J5 l/ s2 ^5 g4 A
3 H( c0 N3 z' l/ O+ rPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。; m2 u6 m7 A: a4 Y
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 W8 Q( J. K1 y t. }. Z我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 " t3 h2 c5 a- _$ w
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." ~$ C9 `% |) B3 y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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1 L# q# _* x9 z8 F dThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 H, X/ e; E' s) T青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " y* W* M' P% ^) ^6 i6 t
" F7 e$ O* z/ p+ xHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) R9 l1 f1 A8 p'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'3 g1 o* X! q' f4 ?4 w/ w1 X
& L0 U- J( B. I: Q( J8 ^( G他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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