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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 p3 n6 P+ z4 a, a U
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 H( `$ A6 t/ ~+ S( q
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! , f7 [4 M S# _) q5 p
2 H: w1 [2 l* R) U$ j* tHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 2 F* m* S j( o6 @
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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+ U! b0 t- Y/ \He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 6 [% M8 I" I9 j6 N' ^
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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0 \( e: i; v& H6 CHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, m8 w& ^' ?" U2 |: A6 a8 m% E他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) R- P# |* }9 e% f# O+ h% K0 nThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , B0 m; ^1 b/ X3 l S7 v
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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2 E7 \# Q2 J" Y( `+ u& q! ZThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' % P4 L+ Z" ?% f; [
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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$ l2 Y$ v) c# WI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
; l8 U8 _ {1 {0 E" u我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
8 b( b( o- f2 x, F! u老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 d2 R0 r* s5 [
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 [7 |0 J% U- {% r; {青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 x5 N* n9 B& t$ Z! |: o- j: p
5 Q2 ?1 R0 m: X# ^: x* EHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # ^0 m7 R' m6 ~* ~; o; V
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 Y# H4 V9 P5 t7 t; g
3 M* Q0 e A0 H% G+ |/ V他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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