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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish., C' d8 d# Z5 F8 Z( X* N
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ q5 P. O, K* F
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' T" m0 m! _2 |# H! w+ \+ l5 ^一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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% A- a3 N; v; Q0 w/ b h% B- E/ F5 ~He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 N0 ]% j5 S; e6 u他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
9 Q, L5 \2 G" B, i# |$ ~9 n/ X當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
' N! Z, w4 t4 d. \. G6 X. E2 a/ R( s他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 8 N% u9 Q8 o1 d& {0 p5 m
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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7 Z) r+ c7 T6 PThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' h3 A3 h6 x( s3 h& ^
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 . u( w) W& c* F* t1 W
4 a* f+ \: A/ f# ?6 r: RPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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# G- V6 b% Z! |I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
1 n. Y0 \. p5 ?8 S7 F; o5 g我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 # {# V% `6 ~4 K- f
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.' N1 J B8 z$ ~ Q" ~, |$ {
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 , B9 M; N$ B) Q: Q) P! E1 b8 _$ [) z
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # X& S- M! D- ~- {6 ?
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, + q) m" Q' Q/ W7 J3 v! Y( w
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ) |$ B$ @3 g* O6 v- V
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