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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.9 i2 R* L) B1 w! F+ w4 z! D
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ' d8 {3 V1 T4 I7 O
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 2 m0 w% b2 c$ c% v9 Z- T
他四處張望，卻四下無人。+ z+ X, O: L9 R2 C6 N3 R* P' F
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 z1 D1 j6 n' ]; ]! }6 A
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
' ?( T* h4 r4 D* m6 ?他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
3 g6 d# T/ H( m5 J老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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4 G3 f: T, h4 C) v" iThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
/ n( B# l7 ^6 E9 G. Z. ^) I青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ) Q! ^5 l$ _* e, Y+ C2 l* y6 @
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 @0 o5 U9 P/ f: o. G( W- j5 X
3 I( Z! N# H- WI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
$ h7 y6 g0 h. T% W$ x我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; z! q! R8 v* G6 V( X0 D8 F, b S
7 b; L) I& r g% z% WThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. {' X, s2 E( X1 ~1 Z
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 . F" ~. G+ H- ?* n- u
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
! H1 d. W# w3 Y" s青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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6 ]$ x/ n) y& Q) l0 n ^, ]He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
' s+ q/ U+ }* m' b% x z1 r7 T( `4 a+ `'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 3 D0 [) B6 `/ P/ h5 i5 w
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