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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 R# ^0 m2 S' }7 m
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
) W R9 n) G; k, M1 s( {他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
5 @+ ?& B \/ N當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 & ?, @3 b B0 N- A& ^5 s- C& K
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 8 L0 @1 Z" _) P) @5 q, J
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
+ K1 {5 V% w1 W- c7 D老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 E; T* n6 _) y* |; B5 I$ |4 \
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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3 [8 ^7 n+ z- b$ x' JPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" w: [% D/ q) P3 O
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) Z/ j5 m& L" u1 Z( \+ c
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.5 o4 u3 s# s. u& H) J
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
( e! S3 u9 E3 a3 F青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ( r1 ^6 p5 h! H a. Y4 y' s
7 W" A" E9 |6 E# GHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& V- N- g7 R+ r- z) Y'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'9 m; M# j# r5 B+ P' l h. y
( r7 ~) o3 D: Q5 @4 S) F5 m他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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