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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.9 G3 T3 b' M+ P. V9 K6 G
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' q* B8 `/ \1 [8 c+ |( `( e一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 8 J8 ?2 z8 A+ j7 R
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
# L- [2 S8 ?. V# y" j他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 G4 h, a6 y7 ]. g
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ' K4 C$ R6 y8 U! z+ q+ B
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % M7 _9 H2 f7 m9 ^, b8 R
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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' Q( u0 C2 r2 ^; V7 FThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & _' m/ k& F. z0 I
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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6 x) D- ~& }7 f, m/ |& h6 jThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 5 @& h5 ~. ]/ x2 X
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ( i5 w5 P! ^3 f4 C* r
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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* L% j6 n. {- s: g8 |I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. M6 |4 ]" w9 T; x) ]
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) W8 ?0 E ~1 ?
4 x) ~2 P/ ?2 G' {" X4 B2 L$ eThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ o9 Y$ R; p/ H, V" B5 I, a6 M老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 _. d' x' ~/ U( Q6 [, [
! q+ c; ~, _$ B+ j& HThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' / ~7 ^! [& ^5 J5 ~# S
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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' U: t6 I$ R2 c6 KHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
Q, T% u0 f. v2 U8 O& X' Y) P'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ; n5 {$ z1 q, ^
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