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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.3 z g7 P# U' h% g C
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。1 S: t9 p8 h+ A+ u
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' # p0 Y$ J7 b! e4 r; ^3 k7 `
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 m' [& }" a$ J) V
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 3 @( h3 ~+ n- a
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 9 _( U& b. r1 \6 x
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 7 q" ]7 _3 n% ]5 A
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 `4 H0 x+ a0 [# T! P) ?3 b
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , p" ~2 t! j1 q P- K
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 V( P5 @/ l: q/ O青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 7 F1 u& \: w' Q8 ?; ^
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 d) \ ]9 r- i4 l* o3 |1 n
$ u- Z% F1 K4 {" T. Q8 Q8 t0 QI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
/ Q2 [' S- J1 c, X我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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: w: T9 w: ^6 P% d3 cThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( H& s, h1 f- [: L
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( V9 [* D) ^! k3 y. `& }" c( |- S+ Q
. |: r1 ^* b- g; WThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
" m4 h# |; q) d' C青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 , ?( e. |% H t! u7 y
" |. _! `) ?: O! ?He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
! g" a- B; @, X'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 c) k) w2 b/ a1 d9 s
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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