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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& Z% p1 k: K2 I: I( w
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
3 M$ T1 I) m/ U6 y- r- q一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! * X& ~1 r! Z5 W
% M B# h7 [4 D* u* y& eHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
6 p* z# g4 ?+ Q" D7 j他四處張望，卻四下無人。1 T+ }. p$ i6 D8 I" P5 H8 f
* P. ^/ U7 Y [6 N& B- SHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
: E) w/ c6 X4 A0 s, Z& L當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 / K4 _+ Y4 L# v- V6 }
5 V$ L+ @" M( [* \( w, V! O1 ^He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ M2 p0 g4 r* z3 I$ ~他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 5 Q! z5 Y% D0 Z
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」$ O2 x* J o, c/ s
+ c" b1 j: V6 r! X! R) DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 M- w3 j8 P) f1 g9 M青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 - h C: f# g$ u2 w
/ h- p6 [8 i2 ^" x, pPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
$ ~* r. X( M. ~, d6 P我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket./ E9 Y& Q; e: Z7 \
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ) K, L$ t2 i4 j4 m8 O% l
; J4 l! j: z, ~- ?. F# w5 X8 Q/ T9 qThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
/ c" A0 Y6 F5 S& o% x( E' ^. G青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 1 m9 m! \( h" }8 j
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 3 Y% P+ P3 H% f% i9 Z
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 % D8 x6 @0 z; }' T7 q
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