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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.$ A( I/ Q b4 ~& U/ ]7 w
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。- i% P, J+ r$ p0 p$ F2 E& g8 f9 k
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
. {# M G0 t9 E3 @2 R! u一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! : h( y) [0 b9 g2 t7 l* d, p
) z$ a) A; I2 u: aHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 8 O2 k& Y6 r2 q$ e4 n" A
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ( l# h- P; r# h1 o0 ^! F! d
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 0 |' y2 T+ X# E* }5 e+ \9 j' v
- [# Z; \2 t/ Q% X. x8 EHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 v [; f7 u4 f9 K
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 p6 c+ w- @! Q8 ^4 M* ?/ A' m老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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2 d. F7 t" }! E$ i' h8 DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , ~9 [0 h2 g' E
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 $ u4 T; _- q( p8 Z
( B( H c* v2 c: E3 o* ePick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。5 k! t2 k6 }, a4 `
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
! R1 M& r$ E; ?' s/ W* [% m$ \3 ]3 v我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.5 [) W7 q4 _/ S4 a- g7 `/ x
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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4 q6 |% y0 z8 p% G1 E9 ?+ N( LThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ) U5 b y8 d- Z3 r, c, V$ Z
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ J; U/ ~% t' y: q- K0 z' |
) y" r7 t2 d% v# \He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
Y* T- W6 [ K; n0 w- z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 V- i9 B* H' L& i8 H$ b
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