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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
) K+ Q" h1 p% X$ W一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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9 m6 G# h& S' v! d. [He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" L' O. _" N; z7 g* v$ d一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
0 [9 r0 C( J+ Z* e+ M他四處張望，卻四下無人。3 S$ y0 j8 p1 A9 N: O; g
' F- n, q P" B* o* PHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, ?( V$ h5 ^- q2 j) N9 l% q當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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+ |7 b; A5 B0 w4 X# RHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
- P. x/ d( m! T他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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# f& j S! [# `) s8 IThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
+ ]2 {8 T$ s2 J老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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* Y; ]& T1 B+ m% ?' d& GThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - l u0 U5 b$ A( ?+ K* K& L, a
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ) t+ Z' A- d. O! A, b7 Q6 s
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
$ ~1 Z! X) U1 f& t我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ K% s6 ^7 L1 {6 z4 ?; y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 1 N5 H- i& A9 X+ r2 @3 ]2 L/ }9 C
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
& I& M" Q' R1 _# H9 u青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 4 Y8 J/ u! Z( J, j
; e* l2 \# T- a5 T. Y. FHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
( X8 f1 p" u! ]; X'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( U! `! G; I9 Z0 k$ J: x
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! [; _* X( C/ j
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