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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; E( H/ r- D, I/ }& e% {
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
9 j- ~+ t! s3 p8 I# L# T. ]他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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8 ]9 H$ @5 g" E+ T( cHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' m# Z; O2 x6 Z# {9 P8 S當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ; Q+ D# c) |! \! O
1 e+ _% G5 U1 M, \0 |He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 1 @; Q' h0 e; F( ^: o/ t* z: ^
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。" S' N+ P9 j5 c
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 Z' v x, q# P9 h3 z6 `9 }+ j老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
' k0 A5 W5 w5 y' P- j; g* X2 o青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 8 U+ q( k0 S/ v h! v
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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5 k, E+ E1 q/ k, @I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 I, D& V# c# ]# N* a7 _
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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$ e; D- @$ H* |7 e, T8 E& YThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 r2 e- K5 U) \# v
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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; {3 _3 ?) W% Z& J7 F) U# WThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' * Y# `" k+ y0 z) p/ H
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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) T5 U$ t$ j! n9 T ^8 _He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
- x% B- L) H) j% y0 H'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 . u7 o2 L1 ~5 |7 P* i$ K9 L2 l
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