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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# ~0 s. ^/ x: i) O/ p' O
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。4 _+ D$ I1 R2 B/ t) z" A- e9 {
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ; e/ U' @; w8 o# v$ e/ s
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
- O. u8 F6 r) O6 n/ b他四處張望，卻四下無人。0 C+ ] {% H" k, ?4 w
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
6 V+ Q: R9 d- K: r4 f3 E- k當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ) Q0 d) Q+ B/ n
6 S3 u+ v8 Y9 q' L) P1 v& JHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. + B p6 F' k2 E6 B1 ?
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
3 D3 m& F h' S# i4 y) x老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」) A1 I# i% J* E( P6 \
( K! l5 l6 S. q, V9 vThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 6 [7 P F7 Y+ N9 w% L
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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6 v1 e. t' z- P5 G+ l3 o( P* [Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% L9 y, y' w2 y5 i( o' ?2 M
2 B) h1 x2 l7 a7 W5 nI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# ~% p k; f1 j3 f我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 b" T3 G" g" x
6 j2 _! X. m, SThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
}7 d. U [) @- {9 ?老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 t9 S* R7 H& O7 Q. O: Y, q- b
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # Z7 m* L% n6 E) T
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ) C/ t5 U0 k3 d+ }5 L0 M' m$ ~# _& q
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
- k' |- X) E# ~'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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