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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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- W+ ], e4 q1 wHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
! y7 i/ e8 m: K# e4 _一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! + Z, M8 E& y& L! X6 N; |
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
- j u3 Z/ _7 r h5 r; D他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
/ {# R8 J* }$ ?. W& _7 A8 U( E4 O6 U當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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! [9 I7 S; |1 A8 H+ {2 L4 z* A0 vHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 7 d! S Q5 Z- ^3 ]; w9 U, g6 s+ g' \
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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. ^+ O8 n8 B4 b! X, @/ QThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
, C7 m/ P/ z, l$ m _5 n$ y" W, H老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
3 M4 h' b$ c/ r- J青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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$ F- j: T v. n: y6 Y( h: B0 l' yI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
- Z' ]% }& |( H1 Y我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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5 U' w" x, d; BThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& l/ O' e$ R6 S# w
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ; ~$ ~. m$ W# @. [
1 w- g# ]/ R, z$ FThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
' g2 k: X' f7 B' k( N Q9 x$ ]青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 & j; p1 \! u* A. W
( G$ P7 A& S7 L7 y; ]" x" n+ rHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& o- X$ i8 P' R! _& t9 K# D+ H2 R'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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+ j4 j$ p! w2 ?- U7 [) U; K他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 5 e; Y- F4 O% k" c+ ~/ o) C' z! X7 L
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