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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ \0 D. }" V8 [" e8 d0 B' x
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
- P: E9 A) l: O: T一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. : j3 j/ c: R2 M+ Q# O6 f3 s+ F) s
他四處張望，卻四下無人。" Y$ b. ^& A( s0 Z' H
/ X7 J& Q3 l' dHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
! k R; x) h" y, c3 X$ E6 p當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # B( ^; Z/ t; X# @
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 4 |) ]' b/ s6 \+ _0 s
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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$ n3 \+ [3 @ R% CThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
& w% }- j& c/ d老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」3 R/ ^5 f% W! N6 G
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' C W8 t0 e) v- ^0 g' @
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 1 C3 b4 }9 c8 ?# {
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。6 Y' t' T$ c' a* G z. _
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
& t4 y% K8 a) ]0 J我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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9 ~4 |1 ^7 B/ _& ]9 v( xThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
! o4 u6 ~& \& k/ S) E老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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* z' B0 n2 k9 |& M U3 Q5 w5 {The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
5 K1 o2 d7 c1 T7 |9 x青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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( j* `% _1 ^- [/ B; j! {& c, D1 v. ?He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
d3 }" T) X5 I'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'6 s9 w( O& `7 P A7 ?, z
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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