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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 R4 r5 a$ g$ R" B
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
3 j4 W2 q! z; U一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! & J4 m4 ?3 X8 L
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. - X% a: q+ I+ [2 ~/ d
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' w+ V ?7 T! w7 y9 h& p( h當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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( K5 A3 o L5 q) J EHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
$ ^- P8 M" l. [) q% c9 T# g他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。! E/ ]$ j" a4 G6 a% T
: Z) A7 `4 r+ _7 o+ D6 d: y% ]The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
: @0 ^7 R" @) U H老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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; \1 q( y- G" P9 }# i N/ tThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
! R, r* }; `& d5 [8 C! r' n8 a青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ' a( q% v ^% \( [7 ]8 J( Q
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。8 a* w' @; h- h: d$ ?
9 W. i0 x% q( hI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'% [. N: \: h, }6 n" s& p0 x2 r; `
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.' ?( {, Y: ^" s% j% D( M( D' V
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
' F! R1 r, j! Y& |) L青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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1 |, {( t, n9 V& G! K' wHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, : C$ v# l2 U$ e7 T
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( s( M5 E" z% k1 ?& w
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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