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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
. {- O1 d0 m, T, l3 m( g一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。/ I- W V2 a6 A
7 c" G8 e, e8 H4 }1 SHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( F( o8 N8 s2 Z! \
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! v8 L# G5 y. |; f$ M B
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ' @7 p, h) [& ]; R- Q' [
他四處張望，卻四下無人。, h; K. P5 f0 b, ~0 \1 `* b, W5 Z
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
I: A+ M/ [. X當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. e" O# k: d2 Y8 G
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。4 {. K1 l4 {9 U5 D& P
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ P M, r+ g8 b$ V0 w
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) Y9 W7 h. Q/ e. M2 i% h* _3 j
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
; o5 G: \5 n/ b% t. T. F! \! ]! z我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' M) T0 }8 W: D' y+ P6 i老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
1 [. ^6 K. E, w* ]$ d青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ' J/ x) x, G* ?( }: ]9 u
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') R4 s/ X- V4 ^2 q6 V# q7 f% K
8 M- r# J q, B0 U: g4 W他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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