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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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5 f- ?- D' P5 Z" RHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " U9 o2 _1 J2 l9 X/ h/ _$ e
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. " T1 r& p E( q4 o; c4 B( m
他四處張望，卻四下無人。8 S! P, v( e# g+ e$ s2 j/ r
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ) q' w$ V3 }6 a; p: c
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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3 Q& Q, U# U' MHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. / w1 Y3 T' N0 `9 y) a3 h
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) I" I# p9 J) A \( P' |* v X
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
; G W5 V2 W3 J老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」2 \% A$ U9 K# s$ J
8 s. K1 T+ N# |( QThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 I; s7 C# J+ [2 D- s青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 / U$ @/ r, _, r* W, |3 l+ x
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% {7 l/ d+ I" ~' M
$ x& W4 r; G5 f5 EI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 Y# e# l- Q7 Z& P* _. \
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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$ O5 m7 v3 B! R, [* e1 V) G/ I+ \$ `The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.3 o W; |- x, s2 |$ ~# }" h5 y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # F/ C% v4 X/ [3 l' Y! m( h+ N2 M
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
7 r! g8 n6 o7 n( v( J4 C6 Y6 z青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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! y6 G- `3 e. ~' W/ C' F- v$ R" f5 @He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ( [% @, J) L+ r2 N
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; }: |( g( l+ l8 t0 A7 W1 N
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 N9 M& a5 l9 L. s y
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