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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.# f _5 {- _* y) C; I
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。% S& Q S, F, L( A$ U m1 |9 M2 {
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' . o2 V0 J& E" O: X
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 8 w @$ v, j' v" V3 B
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 d% { y: j, J% E* d當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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% ?* Z, ^7 M9 T8 Y) q! UHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 1 ?& K/ g! I% Y/ K
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) ?* w5 \% b* ~+ q: d: d$ t
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 n( k* N7 o2 o. u% R老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: ^6 [% n! E8 k5 Q- D" s青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ! ?! q" h E# {/ F2 p9 P
' M8 c7 h: B/ D$ D( @Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。7 `' e. A3 n N7 T
: c0 l7 x- F' d8 iI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 L& e6 u- A; v0 j- R) L' d我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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b& j' ], r" ^% T A- r& QThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.% N- R D* \* f( g8 O* n6 d; V
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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+ H! |# h& A" w/ ~The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
1 I3 t& T+ `) T. ~3 c3 Z青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
3 H G* ~3 w6 ?+ M" Q'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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0 }; H4 `3 b0 x他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! y+ ~* V" i& x0 v* [0 [. `( X. H5 Y. J
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