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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.; O% R. I% x0 E9 B; |& r; R' `
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, W6 K3 v6 u; n+ ]3 G
( g" b0 F* z7 l# I5 mHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
# k2 p1 C+ t7 O9 V6 s; M一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ W% f0 v! U0 A3 ?) a2 i; s# l' Q他四處張望，卻四下無人。! ^- J* W" W/ N7 ~
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' - r% [6 j" E7 _
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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1 I0 \8 k' d1 YHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. * W. G% i5 X1 C
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
F) @' [% h' q1 K4 u老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
4 Z- |6 q. W' K% [3 E青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 5 a- J+ O8 {5 u+ b, g
; ]0 a/ O; p; B4 vPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
' u( P' y$ D2 I我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ( i6 \, a: {' b, O. e- z
# k6 y" w9 Z9 Z- n3 OThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( V/ o! ], B/ S
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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' A: ]6 E l# f, z* C- gThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
# A; Q$ S/ ?/ P( y青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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' R5 Q# f1 ]3 iHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
2 M8 y1 s# L( G'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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: d3 N: d5 F4 h, T3 T他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 : } ?* G) I& h! T" ]' p z6 H
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