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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.1 f V9 ~$ L) h8 @( O
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。& k- t1 `! n% g$ O' k: C
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
; t( H$ R! F. f' u8 G一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 3 r: W e3 C, H* k5 k7 W* r4 \5 z
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ( F$ k* {+ k/ h& T. K
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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5 i: \7 c& X& _5 p+ h J) C% S5 [He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
+ K6 c. |1 D7 m1 x( [/ F; u' ], F當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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& a& p0 o& e" X& AHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
4 i0 m3 I0 n8 z( p他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。" ~2 u" `3 a8 [1 I# c* d
5 F( r7 ]# g, m% U. X2 c! C! kThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
a1 G3 [+ `2 F9 C; f老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」5 ^: o3 a' e* e1 O
0 e0 F# p0 n% X$ |# O) ^7 P WThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
7 J; V$ p8 e9 x青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 0 {5 y6 o+ {/ n4 P
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。# E1 q" }4 [( U z J% _
0 o& A$ O) F1 W+ o6 T* j3 gI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!': V- o: c9 Q# O# k" f" w" }
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; ]) @/ I; H$ f
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( x9 `3 d4 t! i% ]3 j" R2 V
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ; v. _5 U/ }: ^( k7 o- Y
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ' D& s& q# P, y3 L# t$ T4 N; X
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 6 q7 j% y: ~8 x! k7 n1 p" g5 J
; r! C( X. ]& u$ pHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * X% x+ }) I+ J: d# D
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! T# Z( D# ]$ R: \
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 0 k: [ R K5 u4 P- E: s
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