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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
/ r* q+ j6 }1 f0 d% J+ t3 c一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ) V Z6 P: W$ ~% B# t
[0 s P$ D9 x' ?. I6 h9 ~He looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ V# O5 E7 w5 ~
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # n7 n3 ]5 o1 `, ^* ]/ D2 f
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 e7 v7 M2 T# ?( T( ^8 W! W" N
/ k, x5 I( q# S0 ~$ DHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 M( V- l- _# u! I2 U( v他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & }* ]$ t+ j" b/ b7 V$ O$ h4 p
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - H! g; Z; J, }1 z' d
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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* b6 Y T) P- s$ d0 F' [2 wPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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- R, D) J& G9 S, D$ w& a2 ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
$ R3 O/ \* s: Z' w我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
! ]9 r0 u7 Q( Q) n# [! E% V老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( H5 U' U4 @- h# `! D
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
& ]' v& V+ m2 r* W青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 1 k& M3 T& L- ~, i4 U4 Q
" u, _$ t# c* w( K7 e$ S* `! oHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! o9 ^& L) j6 ^; o. k8 q" e5 |
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 3 ]" d; l V* N/ t* @% r2 T- p
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