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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish./ N1 Y5 d1 m7 m1 H) y! O
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
1 G/ _3 y. E3 ?5 x! N一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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5 F8 u& ~' X* |8 yHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
7 i6 t W+ X9 b+ U- x* |& y8 `他四處張望，卻四下無人。9 \0 V& P+ l. ]4 r7 K3 B0 G: x
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 8 x; q9 L% {! j9 v% M Q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 7 ~2 K, ]" {- m( R2 s' U3 \
2 {1 K8 J$ n, f( `. P$ hHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
' m9 c$ R% a/ h/ b2 O1 F: ?$ W他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。# X% J. i! t D2 S& [4 G
/ |3 |/ g& B) p7 ^The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 4 @' R1 @$ N2 J' c2 H
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' . t$ @7 a7 X/ Y5 Y
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ) u0 T% | B! p7 k! l: y: `/ z
. @0 D t5 P# L4 \Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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9 |( s9 m& O; |" bI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
& d, t" N4 [5 u) Q. s我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) U2 X* a& `+ A7 \3 |- a
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
* o) y% S( l+ \0 d7 J9 C$ }* y" L$ F老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ! b( z/ P: f9 z, g: @1 D
% Y) i# g7 W' DThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
- \0 H0 F/ q# z0 u青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ( O2 N, v8 c6 K. P7 o
% S# G) o5 {2 XHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 x [0 m6 I1 _0 N2 n6 R" W
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'$ o3 Y) `4 Z# n3 w
3 B( E% p; Y+ H) D& c, k他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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