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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
" e+ V7 C. Z" Q# |一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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- e3 M& a( ?" r- m E6 I5 b6 i, yHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
6 Q3 b; p5 J* `5 t* V5 F C% u一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. " P0 h- @3 D4 F8 Y
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
$ ]; ^4 l* p1 Z" E* u3 ~當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 - z4 S+ _# N1 E& X [
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
( P; g% Y2 D! Q, [( c! o- B他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 4 `$ _& u; K3 u+ R- o, }
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
6 t- w5 ^ Q) I: V* ?% Y3 m青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 * T+ G" E" z) s, M, ~
3 H7 D- ~# ?5 j8 QPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ c* F9 c! `6 S, I
: r4 m, V/ U u" A1 f- c# tI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. F( g z, u* d7 O Z
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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. N6 K4 p3 h, i( k* N: _7 vThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket., S* n. H2 K* {
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 1 Z, k& D" C! F. n
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
! s$ k( C3 \: \8 q/ |; m'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 b* l6 R+ X- ~. f: s
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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