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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 w6 L6 F) E4 C0 x1 u$ G! C
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 9 X) K3 ]+ K& O
+ \5 U8 ~+ b4 v8 I. v) UHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
% w0 y! p% R. q5 J, ~他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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( H7 |9 F2 R. U) b! H+ L! V8 [He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
; Z* k! N3 S; z0 i# h當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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% W$ A3 @& S m8 \" m+ l) IHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
; [: u% o3 ^" i他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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+ r; V: Z( G6 E' R9 D6 t& EThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! V6 S; W. c( V- N [8 t7 d老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' : v+ g5 b! z* ~$ |) U
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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+ H) R* T7 P6 u1 F6 n8 F' }I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
& l3 a* [4 `6 R- ~. D2 m6 P- x我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ?2 F/ P1 H2 c, Z
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
% B& w1 V* m6 n老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 M: Z; J1 p# q3 U
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; {, C4 a. Z7 ~; ~'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' y) @/ N5 I& F5 y& g/ D
( X4 l$ U' o3 E4 c* e他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 2 R" a, _1 v# J( f6 T
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