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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.- A+ k* A- ?" ?7 \
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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7 S7 t" w$ ~+ p' _7 mHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' , Q `/ L* g# ~* M
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. + o% b3 p9 j) t2 F
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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8 K5 @. o! I" T$ H JHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 7 x# V$ s* S+ y2 a
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. & ]) V+ |* |- l+ X8 d% d0 M
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 9 w; ^. v4 `( u3 I3 X' n
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」' w' L0 |0 w" M6 N
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 E& t- E( ?) A P0 x6 L; c$ |
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'% Y* |& ~5 k9 o* K9 `# ^
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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; J0 K7 l- | N+ N N/ F8 M" AThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.- F2 `$ q" [- A0 r& S6 T% y% B
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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/ t+ G% ?( n7 S6 W3 oThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 5 c& j5 w- I0 z
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
: V5 z# ?- Q( v( T' u; C'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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