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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
8 l9 E) Y# R$ a4 N! ]一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。6 d% F9 c1 x9 t) I: ^
: r* }* c; t6 l, W; |5 gHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' % P( [4 Y! j% ^( a w# ]
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) m s4 N) g0 C5 i
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' | c- V7 r- h: z; C) V+ q; i
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 " P0 `5 d; c V& o3 G
, J Y7 y! q: HHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. # C- o$ @$ }! G
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
0 R! Q6 y( \7 K/ O9 g老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」; j7 n, _0 |# t% I1 _# w5 p+ u
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' : H( C3 B* L3 n- }
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 + \3 n1 y) c2 `' k1 _
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 @6 |1 }2 J k9 M( R. i+ ?
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 ?' I' A3 q/ o9 N我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 d: R+ N+ N8 d+ q6 G
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! ]" P2 V7 A8 l- S- Y
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 5 J9 ~9 \7 W; R; z
2 y \) `- t! G Z. {( ?The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' & S n( |% S0 R8 B- E) V
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 / d( i7 \4 a$ @1 f- p p
: S2 K! B2 U2 {0 u$ t8 s: m8 ZHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
- X2 Z, q8 v5 c3 L6 H7 A'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 z) J- [: t) p: u% ]
; W6 c% R1 I' J& O8 ^, o他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 $ K" h3 j, r) X F
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