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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.$ X$ Q9 |9 E. [8 y" l
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。3 q$ g; g4 i! T/ C6 K
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
2 I" N0 a- c& R( [6 b, o一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ! `! S! Q' k4 R. A! s
5 f) a; ^. j4 o! CHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 0 d( L3 y4 E- U$ g% I
他四處張望，卻四下無人。) u) c6 N* p, s0 @7 W' }4 a+ x
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
% A ~$ p# t8 ^4 \1 [, Y0 x當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( e/ t. {5 w4 i- c
( r7 Z0 I. @# n+ n/ eHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . m! A; ?) N, i
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。5 v4 |7 `' X1 {) w- {* p/ ~; k8 }. I
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - k1 f3 S: {- S0 n
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」5 o+ v% V$ t4 L% F; q
& H' L* g$ }6 Q9 I- p% |The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; Z+ @$ C$ U' E青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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4 ]# z# `8 M* s8 q2 R% PPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。% E5 J5 X6 a! Z! }% u
% G% t) l0 r; u, Z: Z1 JI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'" Y8 Y& {" Z! ^ C* m5 m6 S( e5 @
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 \( D( Y& O) r& d9 i
+ a% {; ^+ C: h0 M+ H G) M$ [The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket./ \/ v! _- \9 w7 a6 h
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
$ z* m: F; Q D- q! C5 x; Z3 X青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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" h8 l* y+ p5 d7 u% `9 B( iHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
/ {% ]4 z' F- b7 b'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' }! k& q3 o& o. j% R% G5 b5 l& q" `
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