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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
/ I! A/ z$ c' h8 R一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。1 N& Z1 |- M, l7 L6 l8 W/ j% E. r
; i; } }6 w8 h8 T/ k) d& c8 _8 RHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 7 K: H0 c7 f- h( Z! A
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
9 e# c0 }0 x* n9 D# J他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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% L8 I1 C M% o, o- X, v2 J) h1 gHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
9 K9 @+ c2 A9 m5 Q" J8 p+ W: t當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( V( o. W5 c5 l3 d
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
2 x( L5 |2 G3 G8 S c/ e9 j6 W+ v他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ @4 a1 @' p3 R8 A# Y' ?
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 8 ?* l* M+ w6 C' A" Z2 h
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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5 [* {6 J) u9 C: k. \, NThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " l8 w% D! e ^0 c) v
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。" Q+ `! j* Z, b: v$ E( X
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!', }. U% w+ C- C
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 9 z0 _7 i1 w2 H4 m' R
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ c" c" a; J! s老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # t' Q9 K8 W- `2 l0 W
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
6 C' Q" I3 z$ t'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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: I/ A% K% k3 k1 g他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 - E4 Q6 C# C9 `
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