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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 5 {, B1 d0 m E
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ; Z( r$ R9 Z: r) A1 n
6 E# Q) j. ~4 R* i$ E [1 lHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ! D; r5 s4 A/ r5 C: B$ i- [
他四處張望，卻四下無人。' i) c0 Z. R4 S8 g* n
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
7 Z. r- h% Q* G- O. Z) Y當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 8 ?+ J3 _4 V0 K' @3 D* H
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 |( x3 o* L/ n: G( s( t他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 y- V- i# [" w2 q老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」$ X; ` K' D/ @- q7 J$ k+ t
1 k- c( p1 N ^ \: e, yThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
5 H: y- L% W: w9 z. Z青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 , h! o0 G) u/ H0 X) `/ L6 G7 x
$ x: n1 @( I* f4 p$ V6 N! JPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
4 e$ C( @, p& \2 |7 _ I: d8 s我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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/ W! q3 |" O- o$ H/ u4 R$ yThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.7 P4 L! |* n! U& K1 K9 D* U0 e |
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 4 F6 T6 M; d: M! \8 x/ C
) P- L4 a0 k: ]' K# X. o+ ]/ DThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' A& Z) Y8 z$ R7 m2 ^
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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( @2 @+ ]% E1 M8 ]He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ! o- O" l$ h& s- x8 [
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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0 v. A5 Z$ M; j( X ^7 |- g他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 * K8 t% ^, }/ `% R
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