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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.7 {) ], F4 V' K4 A
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。" e q7 z7 x% H' |' \! \
) E* i; `: E3 \& I* I$ bHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
& X% A. T! l0 U一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! + C9 ?( o7 D* y0 w7 w% Q
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
1 z' m: a0 B1 \0 }5 I* q) _$ [他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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) o" _- B# _* a' @He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* j) H' Q! e, A$ ^* w/ a當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ I7 v5 ?' |4 h' D% [2 N* ^+ J
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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, l* v' Z% y. e; q4 K; `" _The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ _8 O% }9 b+ G
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
% u) V4 [7 p$ w+ P# g1 r青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。, q9 _* F7 c- l$ n6 A& }
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
; o, D w- D" ]我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." v% j" m6 q4 l/ w
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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/ N. ?* _( f1 t' yThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 M: p8 s# S2 u1 E! R3 W2 |+ h. S, P
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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) D8 h/ M/ K8 F# _/ n( R& X) X( eHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; s8 }0 Q) E. @& ] b3 g. X'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; U P, E9 e4 S# E) `
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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