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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
2 D$ U* w3 L. v( B1 N2 n, f一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 3 d- U. B7 u( ?" p( r5 X' J# h. t
) C( U: |6 ^2 m. s, MHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
& g$ o$ I% z3 _: ?( Q# I/ z& t他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' & z5 U1 j- a. i: n" L- _- A
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 1 z9 G9 j3 U8 e. a7 R( q3 ]
- `! V' v$ F; Z( t* J" c, `4 hHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
6 i! x" B. Y" R+ h# ]他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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6 j$ B# j8 Z# a+ `2 |+ zThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 4 W: L8 T/ C2 L9 Q, g
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」" c1 O' M- @0 K+ X5 b
/ E& w' [% \7 E2 r* E% E: AThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: Z/ d; g, @6 t6 X% l青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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/ w' `- O3 N3 Q* U3 a0 \9 bI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 u# |( P" S8 x1 G/ _0 |# p
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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0 f, H8 v) I# V" pThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.# i6 v8 h" J! X5 {- k/ R2 g
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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' @' F: K1 W2 t4 }7 O5 \. s; {& n0 jThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' - v. B# ~* O! t0 Z" _1 Z; e& F% ^
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ H/ T2 \; F: I o! p* X
/ [3 e. Q5 m5 z o3 w* tHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 9 [: i4 U+ i3 j: P4 |8 K; `
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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