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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.) C: a2 {8 O. `% L& l, K3 k
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
- l, P% s2 t# |% J* j5 u9 y一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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- L- `- W9 d% hHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. . @; A5 |% c7 |
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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- K9 C! Z+ D9 NHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' : X5 [$ M$ q) D% V
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. + e8 x4 u' Y/ f, i/ p; c( x* o5 i
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。: v3 d3 k4 m% a0 a
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & U R5 q) b( Z3 j0 D, T" J
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 G5 K7 {7 K/ u# }/ u
1 e, ~+ k- a. U' f$ L- PThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
- F- i) B+ f/ Q& Q青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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# c h! t% J8 ]. o: D6 A+ {Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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w! E' A+ g9 [9 z, o: DI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!': Z9 ]6 m, l. r; p/ H# L! Y- m
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 l: z- ?. w- U
2 M6 H8 t2 F Y( f# w# jThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' s! _% t# {! @老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 ~9 ^$ l( \/ V( o4 O# @
3 M& s0 q3 r0 e J1 g+ vThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 1 E5 Y& @/ P! s3 q3 Y3 a
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ! a3 h: k$ F r
9 R, b: z0 e# k2 JHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 }4 h2 u4 y. K6 R( y: N7 R
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': i! x0 O) u ~" i: }. A
9 _/ c* g7 B4 a他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 7 A2 M+ Y7 O5 b9 B! P- c( t, n1 b+ X
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