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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.; I: J9 y W9 v- D: i
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 b( V% U _1 R
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " f- }: f: \2 g' C' L
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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, u8 v9 l" m# r4 UHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 v2 |4 J8 s& }: h
他四處張望，卻四下無人。+ m3 \$ j; _# q6 ~+ r* R* t& _% E
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' / O$ {- ~( j7 S) C. m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 - k' f M1 C. }
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
: S+ ^4 n+ B/ ^ t8 ?他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 9 C' a8 j1 }- ?! ~) s! R. X
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」% s0 u! \3 ]$ D" Z. [+ H% ]
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , u# Y! p* @' l: k$ _
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
5 c" A3 g4 i# T% u; B! w我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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# t/ b# c* c7 w$ O3 E3 oThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
+ A4 k9 k0 _" z老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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& T6 h: Q! W$ B B' \The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
! ]# e- L5 g( y8 o9 d青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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1 x" A/ I9 v0 B+ c0 S2 k) R8 YHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, + G, P; P- s+ s z( s
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 1 H1 ^0 ]% g0 E7 \+ V5 j
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