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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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) Z$ B& g9 [$ Q5 S8 c/ ZHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 Y+ G$ \5 ]* |/ h
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 5 S7 A6 e7 v" i& M( ~
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
L ~" B; X: S; H他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 H8 m7 c0 {7 P6 I Y1 H' u5 y
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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' V T* h* @3 s& U6 E& k6 R, I. g" KHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ ^. [1 l6 a$ b' l
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。3 P+ x& {1 [1 k
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , L0 n4 J2 |8 G' W, G. J8 A
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」 q @! g) Q: v. o, R% G7 q
& ^# O$ z( ` uThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " k, k; e/ ?0 i. y
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。2 p3 Y9 O' x2 R0 H6 `
* \/ ]6 o: }6 N# z) [# eI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'* g8 d* P$ w. N/ g+ `9 u9 s) A
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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$ Z7 _ V) R NThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
0 K1 g$ R, B4 t. _& U老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
2 ` I- \( L. c4 E- b6 Z- T青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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$ v! T4 p3 C4 E) M; d' UHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
4 I. B3 g3 q, y# m'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'7 g% s1 [' E- G; A3 h$ c8 }" m
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 8 I1 u7 c7 ^7 P% Z2 N
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