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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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/ B$ ], I" v; A( GHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' - T; D! h! ?6 d( |
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
0 [9 [- B& j/ ?6 n* M他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
7 y0 l3 I6 S4 |% d9 J. s當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ' s7 B2 F! x- R7 J
9 b- a) E/ d$ x8 M+ G7 g) h- M) THe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. m% K1 W1 }6 q/ Y4 |+ ~
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。' i$ T' J+ `9 `1 D y, J% Q
; v( n9 W, G- f$ ^6 X4 s) Y% |3 RThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
% h( ]2 i# d! N1 |6 |: P老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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1 ?$ W( |, {- iThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
( Z. G" M$ o3 ~" s F: V青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 / X- e* \9 f1 X& }" r, m$ k& w
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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5 S2 Q. Y( @& y& ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'; }) w, b' R" H2 ]/ q
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 2 d7 C3 ]* g' ]" q. h* n2 X2 V
6 x6 U% N% }8 d; c6 @The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. ~2 `( ~ s7 |" B
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 * j8 X- I9 x1 a5 c
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 7 J3 V4 F9 m% C) `1 C0 H7 t
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ! M' k" ~1 M& i3 x- Y5 [7 R
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 X4 r5 ^* P, d4 i
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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