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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' : y5 p' |9 l% R
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
! N% Y" l3 u1 p/ b他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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# J; f' X9 N( ?& iHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
% x& y; F/ i1 o0 e當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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! O6 i" I s o% w; Y% d) jHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 0 h: `2 H4 l7 u8 \! r8 X
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) ]$ o) c* g4 `: n: ?3 C7 L
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' . K1 j4 D; X5 f+ n# t. I
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」2 m; c) q( w3 G/ f# R; P
" I& `0 s, X: C7 yThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
- l \0 c% j* n" T9 [! T: T青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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( G2 A/ J, U' p8 K" I6 RPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。5 m3 n* `& t; r7 S5 M+ R$ g
: _1 `* v+ |6 E$ e' C" k6 KI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. B* @0 ]. f5 r% w w7 i
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 - W# ]3 B. D' v1 r$ H
; v) `/ h% l0 B+ [; ~3 s" e9 fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket., m% u2 d- P' v
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 0 z& Y; `! @; _5 l" \9 L( F
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 5 [+ Y. C" N/ V! ]; V
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ; H! ]6 J u6 w8 r" _
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'# G) Z) D$ K( F* _
, Z$ o; t. L( f, B/ \6 o他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ) B+ Z1 O3 ^" M
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