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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& U- h u4 ]$ Y$ r- H3 c0 |
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。2 X# y2 G) J! e5 k& m
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 |' n' S5 p# k2 j# v3 n S
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 3 w* ?5 f2 T, F( t( i
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 }1 k6 Y0 \& x, d8 y他四處張望，卻四下無人。+ q' C. S+ p0 O( v* h# q% V/ @
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 3 Y; j( C; g9 c9 W, h+ Q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 , @4 c. C# d9 q, ?. q) K
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . s/ B& A- V8 ~1 C8 }. q0 q
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
1 U2 J1 R2 \; W/ J; W% J老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
' P/ ]& w4 \7 I7 T青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ! H1 ?9 k, S5 U% g" u. y+ K
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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% _2 Q% ]- g% d: H8 K" ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
. d( {3 W8 N8 Y3 L5 r我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 t" ~& y6 t/ ^' E6 u" P
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 l( [8 u& s/ A+ C% }+ B) M( y青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
, s" r! a3 L( ~; I3 r'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! ^$ p5 m6 e- a0 {" N% O" N+ e
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