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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& L1 w3 S* D7 D' X% J4 b) {2 F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。4 [4 N/ L+ U( u( C, _. l
" z, t+ m9 B# M5 h/ c9 A% ^# ~He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' & Z$ h% \$ J6 B7 e
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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0 Q- Y# l! ^6 _. P9 f; qHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. / M/ g- L+ v+ J& u
他四處張望，卻四下無人。7 J' L/ d9 `- M$ D$ G0 g
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' & \- q0 i% z! Y, j
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
9 e+ O. k- F5 u$ J他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
% V* k/ M& |! w3 S老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」, O" t# _2 X& H/ C" m# H
, r" C) u/ _: d; F. t! PThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
8 N" d8 h, G5 t' ^& C, F青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ; U7 w9 d8 Z- G( z G
5 [! }( s+ s+ O& w$ [Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 @1 N: f c5 [" u
% o* E. c! [. c' }8 _% KI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 U* o! }. i; d
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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3 R! }! M ~2 i8 a1 a# H$ pThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 O# h$ s. [3 P$ a1 f: H8 B M老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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# D4 t, R& Z- iThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; c) ]9 ^* s2 x8 }3 ]
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * O. x) S2 F6 t) C ?0 x3 B
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') A: f0 ?, j) T- ?5 ]% n
+ Z& P% A) f- F他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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