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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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* x7 V7 j/ [+ FHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' % E) s6 M- h$ V$ a
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
& ^. a! l: P+ {他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' e. o- t8 p9 F$ Q
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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; ]4 l& n) Z5 V( j( aHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 2 @- }+ x' e% {2 Z
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - b6 {/ ], r3 b8 {
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
+ {' ]! X1 x: F+ I4 |1 J- R青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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/ y0 z9 N2 |, t$ N- k. dPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。4 o# X4 u6 I; o3 X5 @8 `! T- F
3 t0 e0 E" w2 dI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
" ?7 x2 h1 g* A9 ~" }* W, `我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 4 j8 D# R3 v. P
1 h4 F+ L' ^+ I7 Q, G7 xThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 e1 {6 W% d& e
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 $ b6 r' e( u8 O2 ?# i. W$ c
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 F) |. V! ]% K6 n/ C青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 l! u: }- J+ Z |- {1 h3 u
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; P5 b+ Y; N8 _, c
+ e. k% |. F4 T, U; J他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ' m) c2 a1 S* @
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