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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" j. s6 P1 I c. x. G+ T8 J一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! - a7 k1 Q* R$ l4 u7 @/ w% Q
; M1 L0 j! n; b3 ~3 Z9 Y8 C) mHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. - v5 ~9 F# p! p; U
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
- q! s( }+ I' m' k& c1 U {當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # h* |: [' f* G6 S
' i& g; i. K! Q! N1 N Z8 R* XHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 q+ e; [7 A; ? V8 ?% a他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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) T! l+ n& E& m+ _9 _2 C: D2 fThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ; y0 R- k& F& F% r' R
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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5 V: ^0 K1 I2 F$ r9 y8 YThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) u6 Y. R4 q4 k
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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! Q6 B/ o3 Q& XPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。; Z/ ?7 S3 _& F- ~6 ?
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
* w9 K2 r e7 Y& W8 `6 Z8 y( S我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
' m, Z5 M, P3 r% O# B' {老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
% ^9 T6 T$ y7 f, I! @9 }青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
0 v7 {' E' u& ?( @6 f8 l6 y+ f' J'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ X- Q8 D* G. |6 ]! f2 ~! u; \, X
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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