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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ) }" Z: |3 F& [* ?$ g6 z, S0 m
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! + _5 f' @) `) r, ~* x9 `# S
! L3 \9 W: ?% p% { KHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
7 m, @! |& S% W# u( l他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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7 ?: R/ Y2 Y3 J7 V6 vHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 8 A' u9 k1 J P3 r
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( W7 u, n9 b" \! T
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
6 I" x" k& A9 n% r! ~他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 [8 Z- c* g- h% ?- v
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
$ E& p5 S) Z4 }1 E3 C老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」9 `* }# N1 F! C4 t' D% a
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 m' K& z0 i3 a6 L
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 + R. s0 a! V6 z ^0 H; g! [, k4 a
; }0 A7 X4 `& n! lPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。5 H' B+ {, }( f$ k, p
# ~" |- m' o& K% B7 c, tI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
7 B# @3 } f. A7 n3 L) S u( Z我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) I+ c/ [$ b1 l% l9 a! W
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 y" U) |% d* D d- t* X
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 . R; `) B4 I$ P' o4 o1 Z3 P8 I
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' " T' T/ `8 T. |& R" U/ f
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
K. J) _) \& W R2 c1 U' e& K, ]'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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0 l G2 R6 s# J) v5 W8 u0 p, P他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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