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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.' c9 x8 S f5 A f1 O: K
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。) W& u- T- e3 z, y1 X- q" Z0 @
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
1 l4 n5 w4 N( f; q/ \" q一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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# u4 a* i7 @# U+ M i6 |. n9 ]He looked around and couldn't see anyone. ; v0 G% h# u$ C
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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! [1 t. f" h& |$ Q4 |He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
$ v2 k' e" m& g7 t當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 s4 D& I: J7 h4 s- ^9 y
6 Q L3 Q* p7 Z7 v! HHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
4 ~! t8 _+ W6 u$ u4 ^# l他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
$ R+ o& W% x1 m) M老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」: E. P; [; u3 l/ Q, j. X* n0 f* J
7 n y9 H1 y+ J/ GThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 8 F( q D1 y* Z8 y
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 , o v( F6 }5 H$ W( U& [8 G" K# |
4 `' C- X* }' p aPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。) i- A/ L) \0 w+ M
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
7 C+ G& O2 |: d% l9 O m2 X我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." ~) J' M) i7 U5 h; a7 m R
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 3 j. E) d" ~& u7 Z! Y
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
: \6 i% p1 [3 f8 S% W }青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 7 U( m! c# M$ J) i" w- k
0 X7 E$ i5 h5 m% I0 G+ VHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 5 X4 k& O6 }& r8 E, l
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'% }9 z* S6 Z- P; K4 Z1 m: \
* l& W0 [ i8 J9 r, ^: H他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 $ N0 E) K0 p `. t
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