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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 5 N1 P+ {( h+ R6 `" `, l% `
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
/ O4 u1 L3 r( X4 ` E D他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* X! t8 s) i) i4 z當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
& ?$ a% m: y. H; o8 }, O他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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% H: h- f0 N0 k0 \: o$ {4 jThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
; u4 }, W: W% t, G5 E& \0 O1 x老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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8 R; H% e' ^' `" wThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' y% f3 A) b- C
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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0 I" x* K) E' x ~6 VPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'' f6 F" C( R+ { g2 q+ j
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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% C' f- v, p. P9 I+ f7 L, W( cThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 [' N6 a6 W* x! U
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 1 c$ ?! a! ?* `2 l8 O; T4 r4 d
O: ?+ H3 m2 c# i8 N- Q' q( {The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 g! @( d* D6 o1 [3 j* _/ a+ R' M
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
# A$ y0 \" H+ r X'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'- Q) R5 @4 {7 u I \" P4 ]+ [* S2 U
0 V/ H& I3 I+ R$ R8 I3 [$ J他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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