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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
( C9 g0 N7 O. ~; L$ j, A) T6 G一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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& C3 s/ H3 O; v" }4 u6 N* kHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
- \) p: z( @ E) Q: e' j6 B一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 S" i* p+ o* i0 R2 |
他四處張望，卻四下無人。( U5 ^$ x8 `" q, G- y5 _
; o4 m( L c& _% ]; |$ hHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 o# M/ i U- N( R' ^ W當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
[( M; r" ~, \/ h* v2 d4 k他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' . P2 M% v) P& a, J
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」7 l1 }0 W. o3 J1 o g- o* m% T5 G
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' % H& h# X, G5 [0 X; U
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 9 e& k( B9 Z7 W
8 }+ z$ J( M3 r, e5 F5 O) QPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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: A5 z) s! ]! C1 ]( [I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. F' H4 b( C. @& k
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 : V' V; ^" O! h! A) V
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
. d0 x+ m) \) _- h7 J老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
7 O. n" I& ~$ y* A6 W青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, % a" p( ]- Y& H0 Y
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'* u6 q% c' c. \' H& o
- J% R/ V3 @( l, q他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 & z3 N) K/ V0 m& s! G4 o6 X
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