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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.; {2 e0 k* M9 `( r
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ ^& l. g1 S/ {
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 D: D. _/ k9 G# Z一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! / {. n+ P' R" C' j( [
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 8 q: a8 E2 b% r5 U
他四處張望，卻四下無人。! a& O5 A8 I+ e2 W
3 Y3 V9 A7 ?( _( j4 sHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # O; z1 S+ @) e0 ~! {
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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+ \$ F2 A2 q! ~0 f' [3 \! a% zHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ; u1 E2 U, g7 u8 Q7 d$ O
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。; v' W6 u* v# D' p
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
6 n3 @ \* M j; u( O1 e老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」8 t0 L7 [+ F f: Z& X
W/ j% ?4 s# J) OThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , ^7 v2 `& s0 h$ H( Q
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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9 ]+ B- l- Z, b" C4 v3 \Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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& O8 @ V9 p2 W! V; @# wI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
+ A. m' s3 m6 B5 w: i我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % v1 y$ [- Z( I& E
4 A/ |; V' i [, gThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 E7 i4 |0 R/ X1 C老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ' Y6 S3 d* M7 G/ S, ^
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 S. J1 A Z$ m4 x% m- P; l6 d
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 3 _" V; G1 q% w0 V% H3 F) ^- [5 q
5 h- A5 V4 r+ S& Q, u% B' `$ |He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
0 f" H+ u# I5 I'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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7 Q1 Z: v: ^3 J! V4 u他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 , t% W2 K \: u0 H
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