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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish." d5 o" ?. Q% t G8 p( ^' f: d
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
$ k c6 O4 j! K1 W+ x一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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8 Y | j- G. q( t4 N* eHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
) L( L7 @8 l$ l. W2 v" g Z他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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# @ p% H% S, c0 C; ` zHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' , q1 \ `) u' O; B" w& ~) e
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 4 Y! T; p0 o7 z! s* U
0 {# V8 E) Y: U; E1 jHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. i; Z9 t9 |# L. R# m1 T8 y! e* ~/ I
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。5 t0 Z6 V- [( ?0 h/ _; B. |
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
* S* C3 c- M1 X4 h, g: B& r& b老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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' |$ f) v: \* u! ]6 I Z: T, _" DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; P+ m3 S& @7 i4 ~青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 % V3 s7 D$ G$ n0 i6 J5 E
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。. Y' w3 G7 s* O4 I% z
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'& ]0 ?% s! K K; ^
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ) `$ Y" X8 ]) ~' ? f* P9 A
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ c- {5 l! n. v8 q' } v3 w老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 6 ~( ^; b- s0 w6 L# b: U- g* C% Y$ m
, W" ]2 ]8 I9 cThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
L3 H2 g0 N# Q' D% S5 x3 p e青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 j0 w# Y4 q2 a5 K2 U
C6 b$ S2 v2 v/ k$ X) sHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 0 j" v+ p/ {4 {# C7 ]. g4 k9 i6 {& e
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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