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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.' b. }7 D4 c3 T& c0 |( D/ Y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。' B* g8 Y; ] r7 J
2 Z/ x# K: L% k+ b+ f0 [! o' f* SHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
8 P% M: a5 z$ l" f: e一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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( a/ U+ k- Z; h( V5 j- @He looked around and couldn't see anyone. # V6 ~% P1 f2 H
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 2 G1 f; n$ Q \$ c
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ! _6 z% |1 H5 t1 @( O2 ^+ E* A, V! ]: A
: W5 P7 S0 I: O& b, b3 sHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 J0 l0 D0 M, v" T他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 u: \# ~; v" O8 P" K6 J$ a% B
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
7 A$ J% r; P; q老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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; e9 g# m- a. H- m h) o( z- y8 n) mThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' $ e" p+ _4 U" q4 H
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'- U7 l2 | @! K. p) s( k% f
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 $ i2 |" u! s& p% Y/ Y9 c" p# Z
0 b! U! I% p3 Z- HThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." A+ r0 d+ n/ m @* L- j6 a
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 0 X/ g/ S4 R1 z9 L/ @# X) Z
, L3 l0 A8 E5 u; Z! }The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
; D* y5 d7 t0 `! e6 W5 l- ~. ]青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; U4 r, s% U5 D7 [, P'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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' T. t2 r$ u |) ^2 z& Y他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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