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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
3 v' o6 ^$ H G: X一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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7 S0 H1 G$ S/ k6 F+ e6 w$ {7 Q! SHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) k) \0 M0 F+ @% A; h% \" b
他四處張望，卻四下無人。, K$ m1 b9 a: h# s
. |3 C! g E# n) R+ @3 [He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 9 o6 O: V. T( B0 \: C' I
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
* l! i0 Q5 W# t6 o4 p* x$ l& G他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。& t9 v7 o/ c Q
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ; z v8 d, W/ Q. O4 u9 |
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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2 |2 [, `2 N$ ^0 P4 aThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
3 h W8 z! W2 h! D青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 - c+ r3 U& R2 \
6 g0 \5 d" m# w: e2 DPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。3 d" d# {3 k( p6 Z7 S8 k* q; d
; K& J+ ?# o& T3 ZI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'3 S* U" X$ @. A+ u
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 , X6 g- S) F2 R2 r9 k
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
- T1 e% @2 A X% a4 b* X老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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# \ Y. e. ]7 A, Q) l: vThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 9 u) n I R9 O! W
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
/ k, F& w. ^. W3 k( a) H'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 m, a+ L, [ y' o. z) t$ y
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 , c. ?, Z$ `+ O
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