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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.: k; F2 }. F3 B' b& P' ^
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。6 L- P3 P _5 [( l2 ^) f
* Y+ ]; G" I6 u" gHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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2 t5 w, E1 T1 H U* Q- U7 k4 rHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 R, z0 V. u/ @ q. G' D他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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( J" P( B7 t4 WHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, j7 l6 ~/ |3 d1 {( A當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. " C# h( p9 g6 h& u: I
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。 H, H$ f2 G# Y! I) S" s1 [9 L
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) U% M, I7 q. H( E老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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! y" }- Y) {: y9 f9 J8 O# U8 dThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - n( o+ }( Y3 W8 y+ f) r
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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& l# A3 ^: w7 k3 H# w+ G0 kPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'; ?5 V2 d. _# O- R
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
C _& W7 E2 q) v$ C# m老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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7 ~( R" j9 n" k% @7 RThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
& l, X \* \/ C. S% n _7 P青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 2 ]$ |' f0 ^" p) Y
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 7 V7 T) N1 F5 ]9 v# \7 S0 q4 a
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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6 w' m: r5 f4 C4 W. S9 r他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 4 Y/ S6 X# x/ {* j: U9 ~3 [ h8 E
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