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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' , O2 ]2 b! T9 D+ P8 I' z
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! , }7 D' O9 s5 k5 }7 {- D8 h
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
! \* \8 `, B5 e6 ]2 `/ `他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
9 v, V- \% c9 S+ O3 ]& ^. o當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 & e2 x7 V/ U# n5 G6 y0 t$ t
( y# d% z# x6 XHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 8 v* \0 A4 Q7 d# D# i0 J
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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R4 d: W: Y( J$ E! V+ KThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
, R, Y1 D" C* k" F* K. e o老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' % A9 ~8 t5 Q$ f3 \5 c
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 & W3 L1 P5 o# @3 r% Z' P+ t
- f, Q* b; U3 {, ~Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。. z+ z+ h y$ H; U5 V# Y6 y" p
- ?2 ~6 n5 T T* t6 \I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'+ v+ N9 U# n6 R6 E0 \
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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+ _, K6 y, V4 [8 j' jThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ B+ }7 V1 J& i3 C3 o+ q
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 v9 v8 Z) w/ B1 L3 h青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 + V: L/ P2 ?1 C+ ]
$ _) D$ {3 `/ n- PHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 6 \1 r; |* z& u9 x' V7 h
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'# h6 p9 w, K% E0 D. `' y& ^8 A
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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