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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish./ F1 W& G: f6 f7 V3 f* F) _0 F
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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5 w, D/ S' F& l0 B7 SHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ) Z# \/ I- L, Z, A
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! / q. c* |/ B( Q; E; [( e' I2 b4 E& J
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
5 u/ f9 \( ~5 e他四處張望，卻四下無人。* ^% {4 V* H) U" P' w
3 [' r% x% Z- `0 N# d) V# [He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' V/ `( Y* J& }! o1 z4 X1 @
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 9 T. R$ X2 t ?$ r; X4 E
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. % @3 R8 c3 D0 |- Z
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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# Z7 | {1 x& d; e! O- c* `- _$ x% }The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - X$ {7 [: h( h8 Q. V( ?
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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6 Q; G6 S5 z9 E7 g$ q9 hThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 N/ R* K) o3 I; k5 ^0 r/ D
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。2 ~- n* s; L& o$ s3 O
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'! ?1 `0 d6 C4 C$ q
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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! n( T2 i' k$ G/ `2 JThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& |2 l. l' T# }1 C: j; x% ~; a
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
0 F# }8 T1 |* r x f1 r青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 * g. h$ p( ]1 X8 f9 t' v
$ i) |7 c6 a& Y6 ^7 T3 PHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) y! D3 q! m% t'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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