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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 9 p& F' c( K4 g" Q( N
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! # x, N5 J1 ]! [9 ?9 v; i' e
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 w1 t' w) g- t% ?/ i* F. z他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' _+ d' c% G/ T當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. : l3 M. k! P. V4 m: c! N+ }
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, d! ]' M0 Q2 S, N
. `! s4 m5 U: Z0 U# A4 [2 IThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 6 q: N( H. J7 P$ f% g
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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; d, q/ A6 K7 ?9 l. q, RI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
0 p$ u. | @0 }我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 % B) [9 g4 W# H
( B* D- Y5 [4 }& Z4 K+ oThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.% H3 S7 ?0 f6 y2 B
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 Q6 c. Q2 K* k N# x% J
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
" N/ w1 P+ f8 C, n, B0 `'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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6 Q% J' S5 ^: k2 ~# `: A k他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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