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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. b o* Z9 N! _1 p$ M
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。+ e; r$ w$ e8 Z7 J4 s
/ B* P8 r+ Z+ Y. B' cHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 6 t, o+ W. T' ?/ l: j
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 3 l+ M1 x/ A! i* o5 r4 m0 X8 y
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. , K" d& M$ a( ]1 A0 R) G& g
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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6 \! i6 i2 }% oHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
Y" p5 g* D0 X" ^當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # b8 e7 ?9 W% W( {+ f: k
, q7 ]/ \" l* [" q$ BHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
) X. m/ T& [5 N Z W; F' f他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ J6 w& I: u F# L: f6 c
& o% M( t6 `- R! v7 W1 G% lThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' $ ^7 v4 M, C3 i4 h0 W( Y0 y, l
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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4 ^4 o: b9 Z) fThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
, K }# k. u6 I- V+ x D! M青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ' R+ X0 [" g! c! F" d" Z
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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* y; k" S8 }8 p- x) c( H- BI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
0 ~- ?2 B6 J& v我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 0 E: [: d8 i" N% v7 G" z
4 l6 o, B& L1 Z7 e5 l( fThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.+ x6 p5 ~6 y. Y' c
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 : _: g: |1 H# e. F8 H7 \9 _7 T
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
, s* p# S4 A( v8 y' ^0 d: Q0 B青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
4 |7 K8 V7 B. w6 o'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'! [; C& l( a3 E2 t
6 y/ }7 T& Z) ]. |/ J! ^他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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