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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 4 M8 V3 r$ P U, L( w
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! # s9 C: p6 J, F/ q/ Q: ?9 q& `
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
! z& j. u: q/ J: g5 W4 ~# U他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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& O7 Z2 X' Z( }' C0 p# C7 IHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
. h Q+ Z* ]) x8 {3 M# c+ A" `: M當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
# X# X: `) E! o$ V% L( p# r他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- a. @4 c, D! C& L. @' X, ~
* A }: P( K' ?2 w* {The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + R z2 v3 x; T4 G
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
! x8 h( m' h( r+ i. K青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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: `3 `5 }) t& ]3 r1 UPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。: y9 Y+ \' Y' v6 g0 h
/ x8 H, i; Y7 w Y6 m) H6 \I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'2 h2 ?' I3 A) z9 y# {4 T
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 # m6 Q7 C9 r/ H! d
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
) o: @2 y6 j" f青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 5 P3 b6 t+ I/ _! o7 v* \
2 e& W5 }5 e1 z- jHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 J) R! n8 I, Z* I+ m5 D) q
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'( H M3 {4 [7 m" @5 V, e
; G) t5 r* P9 [2 W/ y8 b他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! B! ?) G. b0 G/ O& f* X
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