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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 C P& @) P B5 c8 r3 B
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 P* R6 a4 g0 [- b$ n一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 0 z" h6 p3 p' g1 e
: l5 E+ G9 Z' Z/ e5 EHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
3 d* e; d/ S6 ^ S他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
$ e# Z3 q$ k5 b. i( M當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
. t) t! K- B D; O: s8 b他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, h9 c6 T. s7 S
0 m/ g( ]! g: I, ~The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
?! N- V1 j" ^, M, t' i: m, E老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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0 m( l" V, {9 j. h. nThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' & o: X( U6 t' `# }
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 : O+ j$ X6 o1 N `7 p
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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: C) u& ?/ F' M$ L: J, FI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'- n J1 |2 Z1 W: n6 A
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ! I0 O9 ] E2 g$ i# O( l. {
9 l0 |, S$ e) m* j F s, qThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ C9 n* ?& S, O老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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3 f$ {+ ~; t' jThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
/ K5 E8 }5 s1 ?1 a青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 1 ^! S, X; q4 K1 t) j" C
# u/ R W7 I: J, P4 kHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
1 w( x- \! t& O. p3 G8 H! R'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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