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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ T8 b4 Z: I% C: @/ O9 M0 M, `
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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! D/ }" ^' m/ F/ j$ @8 ?* OHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 0 s) d% N5 b0 s! ^0 j: f
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 2 O6 u8 E$ |2 v9 M' a
他四處張望，卻四下無人。+ [1 o/ P3 a9 V( h- G
9 K, ?! ?/ `9 i AHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' X# Z6 _" P* Q' _8 s# R當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 . z" d7 N4 V% [5 A$ { B9 M
% c: f' Z" G' b# w# e( yHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - y' I* a9 ^0 T$ O
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' % i7 K( g: c0 u% B% Y
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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8 U* h9 [2 N2 Z$ R- _8 OThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ) D2 q' d5 t6 j2 O* e1 L
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 . `4 s A6 O! P
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。# w @. N$ Z! z5 J
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
' `# l& c# L$ P: C: i8 D3 U7 C n我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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! l% M( Y% T7 gThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.! A( I/ K, }* F! g; d
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 " b! x9 c1 r' o* `" d: A
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' " I- _& L/ F7 A& [# d6 a* J7 K
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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/ I0 ~7 P5 c# y, N2 z7 F. F3 tHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 S% r0 j* ~" |7 U6 f
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 2 x' U3 l0 ?" K2 ^6 _8 e* E1 L
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