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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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5 u4 }; j( I. _( q' a) GHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ! A$ t: V- ]* N8 d7 b
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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6 R) x; c0 I$ PHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 W5 e* t" k5 l* k; ]2 G
他四處張望，卻四下無人。# j3 N, z4 N% i- `
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
* a/ [) n* s: i+ T; z當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 + l6 M+ Y' F' [& R6 P
' b$ L1 R5 W* ~% h* Z) xHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
+ Q$ \/ j; F O' K* a2 A他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 V# r2 \1 k( O+ r) }! F
1 c: D, d) n$ M6 w: w3 F3 _The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! o9 @' L# v% j, n$ N3 P/ l! m老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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9 |/ N) l1 a" g( UThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' - P3 G$ q' P+ x6 l# [; c
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 6 S$ Y/ n+ e3 P M" Q- ?, i# Q
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
+ ]2 F' r+ g2 M我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
# k o& w/ ?! f# ^. m/ Y老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' : {- W3 R/ `( `* o; m
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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; b- P U' N' }He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , [7 P# f+ t! r/ P, s" D, z( I0 G
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'$ J. a6 @( z% G6 v
& v, Y; M0 X" s0 d他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 0 t. T1 r; u; J9 ^' r' B
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