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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.) ?* W! W- D/ P# b4 @: M
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。- z! U% d: @ I; I7 K5 s" f3 l; s
' G5 D [# u6 {5 bHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
: d: Q" s3 U, r. p一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 g- l3 ~/ F' \& u他四處張望，卻四下無人。! w0 b7 @% {; q. s% E0 T
/ b- F7 G# k7 m/ Z2 KHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # \- B% L; F, q) y1 D
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 + q( ~ I7 F7 H- r% O
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ) B- y" m8 L, N3 C* A
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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, ~0 X. k2 s/ {The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 1 k% b/ a F4 [; W
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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# h) N( |4 B/ ]The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
9 u5 |" `. `; k5 m青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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1 y' ] o! \9 X9 b3 |Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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9 O( u2 Y, R ]# }I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'6 O* x8 X' w5 I* h7 s4 {' p: ]8 k
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
# t6 o; x- x' H) l+ ]) A老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ! d3 C& j, {) [2 y1 p! r0 I
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
" {% [+ ?& b5 [" ~青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 4 \5 i" v/ t$ E4 H
! b9 C& M7 X: G2 E1 N7 f9 {4 qHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
: A. C: F9 V" h+ G7 i/ J. B'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'; M p5 M. Z& c: ]! |$ a! M
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ) ?9 P4 q' M# A7 q( L+ r
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