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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 Y* r" [8 A* @3 u9 E9 `0 K p
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。6 R6 ]& h1 O, Y9 h" `$ S0 i. X+ F
" ^- v$ ^8 ?2 q8 g! \He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 x/ x, l7 z9 {; _
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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# p. T$ {6 T% `+ sHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
) X. m; q& j) j他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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, ^6 S# U& d ]- `: k* THe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' , f% u- z1 s* }- z" [
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 $ N2 {3 Y) G8 k! {$ h
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
1 w! n/ }2 T" k; F# o他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。5 Q! V& c" H' Z, u8 N L: [
4 _0 l3 K7 {. C: b; A+ E5 kThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
% S, z- Z. t" s4 _4 l J9 J$ a老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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, R9 k v7 [# S4 Y/ r& IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
! M; z8 {4 T6 H! y9 A6 E1 f0 W9 J. Q青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
$ ]: P* g( o3 [1 R8 A6 H我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 . d" a" X9 I6 z% ~3 N3 G; v8 |4 Q: }2 l
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket." u5 [5 K# S0 e ~) C
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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* E) @5 w/ R- _The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 n) I) O* G) G& o u7 @# p青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
; ^+ V Z* G- `0 y* I'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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