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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.* o9 P) v$ ~' ]' ] `
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。8 S6 U1 g0 o2 t7 @; c9 P
S+ C9 E0 Z% r* m q6 jHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
( R% y U' Y8 t9 H* j一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 2 x- r% @& X5 b9 U! |" v" }
) @7 Y" r) ^$ U& Q( d) pHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 0 `5 K$ e& \ H6 C- g4 ]
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 [! ?$ O. r: a6 x0 t" H" x
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 " p: {) f* k3 Z+ M
4 n/ o4 }, `; FHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
/ c# \1 T' z# s& H3 Q他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
- V& W# s& V% H6 A! B老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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; J4 n' g% G. ^! S3 h8 ~The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ; F( \# |0 B" F
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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4 w3 E5 C7 ]" P. }7 c) a$ ]Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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' W0 J* T6 a/ ^6 P. U! \/ X6 LI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
: c3 I9 I: \- U9 ^$ c我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 3 a+ U6 L: o; w3 U- _; _) D) M% ~4 A
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.; M/ e$ C6 \ p& F, ^' e
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # I$ v" N2 e, m
8 h8 |' \ H) m7 rThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
( [* b* ]' a# j- o$ ~. U青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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, v3 f2 V" n9 EHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 j: p, [) Y1 l) t" G8 p: n8 W
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.': @4 Y3 p/ A3 @, H ^- H: f9 v3 h
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 . h0 H, w! g/ u4 Z6 P6 ^ f
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