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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
8 `# I" f+ s1 \ O一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' * s5 y6 M' b9 `; D" \
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! : y7 W8 o* @( a: E+ |/ v
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 e2 F+ Q. F c% y7 I他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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6 U# n5 Y5 X) @# t) A, _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 6 S8 V0 X. D( {0 u: v( |( } h
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 8 w4 V, w% ^2 d5 ^- c
8 d( v, x* J) Q: IHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - R. E% M3 M N3 {5 H
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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+ K5 H7 g. M t" KThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' , {0 K$ q' u* P/ m+ ^
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 K/ Q* }" f' S
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 1 _( s& @1 c- T) c0 w7 S
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。5 o2 d0 ?; D; X$ M
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
' J/ G+ m+ _( I6 u1 B我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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6 x& Q, d' f; S# O6 b, F5 qThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& E/ }3 s! J$ N/ v* f6 o
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
$ R- w! {+ ]$ Y* B3 [! g青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 g/ q3 T, }: {5 G% G
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.', j+ m8 K& P8 f7 T3 q
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 0 @2 ^4 h N: \* g0 z7 a2 J4 V# G& K
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