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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
0 c N5 q/ h* b1 ]一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 C: f/ B7 l f7 p) X1 ~) [ T
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! n4 `; S4 X1 t9 F' r' d
5 X' z9 @3 S2 h* s3 X4 NHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
3 _' }. w: d* r i他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
2 X3 s3 w2 l, E0 w* g! d當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # m" `' _+ C" u E: ]) `
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
' Y- U( X+ R: Z5 G, B9 F8 |他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。: @* B- i/ m% G% t; ^ j2 D N
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
3 V0 X: M/ i; u6 f$ z1 W$ Y3 v) o老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」* x/ q$ M. T; Q/ o2 M6 ^- W. u
9 A R5 `1 P0 W4 L& r8 [, ?The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + P. s1 u8 Q" Q& H# X
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 d: G7 f' e" [, y+ j: H
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'- C6 s3 x, Y4 r% k) u/ z+ i7 e
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.' g$ l v) P0 @5 r+ ?; t
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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9 y3 a' h- a+ U8 D' t# l! a4 JThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
$ R8 r! ^: \- w青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, . e; J3 `3 Z- |) T' Q; n
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'8 j, f7 W- X+ \0 K" Z3 a4 H0 t
! D/ j0 j8 q# z) T; \% g- m他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 : g( A, ]* D U
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