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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.; F# u; L. c' o0 J* }; Y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。, V' u4 s9 c( y' g& t) }7 p
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ( g4 m1 K8 l4 K/ t& { Q; l, y
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ; W% c4 {5 J+ k; n0 @
3 w2 M& N* K$ o/ ^He looked around and couldn't see anyone. & U( U! L& F; Y4 |) K9 W
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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# W" l7 d, R3 {He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ( K: c, _: ]* H: {- m
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 9 X6 k5 [1 @$ D2 g1 g8 t5 C
% k* [+ d7 X; D% EHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - w3 e. Y5 ?% [( w: b2 v# _9 @
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' L2 v/ f8 S% X7 u1 \* R
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」! m* q6 T, ~) D. o& \
2 p+ \1 T: {. Y2 L- W. s" YThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 m0 n2 P/ ^/ F$ x- _
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。& v: B: z6 S3 k: o( O6 ~' f
: A; G7 ^4 ~$ Y9 H2 N/ N# DI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
8 z0 v' e/ G* Q3 s$ B: d我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
3 K* M" `) R9 {9 z/ d& u老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ( A. U4 l6 i% P. d! T
4 M/ f3 B+ r# n; _5 ~# eThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 3 F4 G* r: ~5 X+ r& S
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ' d+ t1 ?8 M; _
/ p0 W Z0 U2 P6 b8 EHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
/ {* L: J) `0 k$ P1 R. M' i'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 + ]. G% Q y9 k9 o# z" F+ t
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