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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.9 B& y; U/ f6 Z" @+ t6 v2 \7 d$ ^
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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2 Y$ @& d) @! k( r9 E7 K$ b0 K$ vHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
, \4 T& m9 [0 I! r' V. K一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. + M- t: m2 Y+ m; U; W- j
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' s. P/ P4 I5 }- M* \5 _1 h
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 1 t. n; ^3 w+ E7 \' L) h# u
) y0 d3 y' k7 b( | e( JHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
& D! R6 F2 m! z/ V他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
9 B3 k: l$ f7 |% U老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」9 {4 [ z: {3 R$ C
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' % r" `% r7 H5 V7 Z2 @3 T, I1 E0 o# v
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ( c; X. @) Y& A4 ?
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。2 j8 A/ U$ [8 Y, {
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'6 N5 {5 Q8 X6 ]: @8 K
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 1 A: m2 ?9 v1 q% {; m* W' r* c
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.# C/ ]' ^( h8 `3 T0 u0 N, A5 A
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 $ N: o0 A4 ?$ B0 N8 w
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 b0 a/ G* E- F" _* F
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 o% H0 \/ Q# b. L" N& K! ^; W' q
# k% }1 X" A, @8 v5 R& @He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
( _; k' a' i8 }) D$ K'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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4 ~% H( I4 i9 B! ~他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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