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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 {' s4 ]+ s& N6 p( y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。$ e* I/ R( @& B9 l8 I$ q" C6 l
7 s' J9 C" V! n: ^6 x XHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
# J B' x0 w o' o4 r2 G4 U4 j( e. W一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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7 _: H0 q5 M( ^- G2 OHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. / G2 }) L: s: I; q4 Y
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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. M3 g# l* U( O. N8 zHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 6 A1 T8 ~3 ^# c) u
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
: n" [! k$ C8 O他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。/ |2 r" T; z' K! H
+ `; p: o- S% T; s Z! C1 tThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
2 A0 m* s. |% G9 s6 f! s0 T. m1 ]老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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# L) \5 t* U6 _% [$ BThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ^( E$ Q8 k( w, }0 n
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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7 ]0 X9 n+ c3 b, Y6 z5 v6 TPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。! ]) A1 a$ _; ^
3 [9 {! v/ C( Q' `6 }+ H8 Z hI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'1 H9 `# C) C4 {' S2 T+ r
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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4 C: E5 z+ L3 TThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
( s$ s$ ?1 T% ^( O/ s老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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. Y/ \& ~3 m0 G# E8 DThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
: l% \% i: h9 V& l3 y8 O青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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1 v$ z# t' @' U+ r5 g3 D' RHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) [1 o' K) ]% q" {6 S0 N'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.') f* u0 }- K/ Q$ \' N4 A+ b/ Q1 p( q
' D* A+ s0 ?9 m- ^% q他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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