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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 Y) F m# }9 U( Y7 B' f+ n" \' W
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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: a9 U2 L! p( dHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
3 ^+ G$ G: W# \ j# f2 S# z/ {一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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5 ~* Z% ^# h2 G' N* e. u+ b: aHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 6 j; p5 E6 z3 `( j8 i
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
5 b1 x/ T7 P( J7 E當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 , v" ^) ?' z! @$ u% r; W
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . P! k4 w2 K, W. G
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。( |8 W; |# G0 b' d: t9 K9 [
' _8 V- q0 r$ w' G& O+ \. CThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' & m$ P& b0 B1 H8 {% S3 m
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」# m3 w1 y* |4 e t: p- T% Q3 _
5 |" v5 o' }, }' w4 a2 n. [The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ; Z4 H, t8 E4 I$ q* A7 e# n) n: d7 g
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 P+ R& P( v7 |3 D
$ |# i0 I b0 ]# APick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- j6 Z' b( r# a
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'0 J. i/ n5 E( F0 H: H! l
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 7 Z0 b2 A" Q, c& m6 {
) C7 q- @6 H, X4 X+ }The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 @3 ~( ]- z0 c; `9 j! a1 W6 a
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ) s" N3 B3 o5 c4 Z8 e( ]
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 C( D% C' L! X7 I# I( G
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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& n* h* p' e: Q; h" y* fHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, % J* N4 f1 c) `$ g- s; [
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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$ i# b/ \, x# h5 c; n7 ?8 |他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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