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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.& \# u7 S1 P C \" z
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
% t4 A$ f- z! o7 Q6 d一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! $ f7 h8 p! W* ^
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 3 ~! f* ]) h3 g) _. q" L- z
他四處張望，卻四下無人。; X0 S3 H" T. _; E
' v6 M# @7 c& UHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
# e: v$ v- A- ^& y6 v% g當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. " c! D, x: N7 W2 z# ?4 x
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。. f$ W( i$ B* N$ Q; e" G
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 7 k3 x* h( X) F8 R2 L
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 8 h/ @, [ A$ K' {* t6 Q3 H7 m
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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. @; V$ W0 C. y0 j4 Z5 ^- EPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。6 v7 q: T- [: |- ^
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'9 T; L4 ~' m5 l
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: p' I3 X0 n$ H4 z
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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8 S2 [/ M6 V3 c1 B3 r9 t0 E0 NThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' $ A9 u/ M9 ~$ K( |* g& ?: ~
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 # _$ S' c8 W, j& d+ F, B9 X
7 H& c( r- f i5 f8 g0 L+ U+ ~He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& o& u3 a3 F: G5 X3 M$ `5 N# s, `/ G'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 8 r1 _. `% {, W) k9 O. r
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