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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.5 v$ V2 k3 ~; S
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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: v L" G2 Y$ T2 g8 WHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
0 y1 x' z y$ P' L( I9 M4 K一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. u( c* T; ^8 ~$ F( Y5 _; ~
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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$ e1 U) Y0 t/ @. ^/ ?, n1 aHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' . y3 v# E# Y5 \! h
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 5 @' `. i' L' A' |, u
z7 h5 z, B s% L0 mHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
; U' c. q; `4 }6 l5 V& ~他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。2 |5 h4 p; e2 K+ E- i7 w+ W, z) q& B! e
7 n* |+ f' x3 i! }The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' . K) U8 o U. K( B) Y7 L
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」% y4 y" v9 X, ^
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' / H0 z3 ~1 b+ ]7 F: }
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 # Y/ U8 ~2 B8 B: X! I' E
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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# p E# N. l! I) W6 {; G' @I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
* k x+ T% A% R! V- M5 b我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ; n2 J2 G8 ]" k7 T
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.9 W* V4 k/ a+ q H
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 8 F! t0 Q k) h9 C9 m i
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ D5 ]9 S% W! H E青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 - A a6 r( Q' e7 U
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # h; W6 _0 s, o9 O' s+ }
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 l% ^9 `4 \/ c1 e+ R
1 n5 M& _1 G* w; K他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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