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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.% `- B1 N* d7 I0 u9 c
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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3 z/ { A l: _* _# |2 ~! X" [3 Y% fHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 1 ~/ k6 x* r5 y2 {% @% X t, p
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! + x6 q: m9 a+ }8 }6 |" ?
/ ]- E3 a7 x$ f3 PHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 9 q" V" t% `1 g
他四處張望，卻四下無人。( L3 }. E5 B t$ w7 a9 m5 j
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' + ~7 q0 S5 r' O1 a
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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+ o# O6 P# _% a; WHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 3 L# C, `( h s8 [9 R- `
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
9 r- Q% O+ S0 V4 E, @% ~老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 9 @' y& U; b9 ~
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 9 i4 l2 t$ z( e% r. C
( p: o4 c. k. V. x8 KPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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" B7 ]% H. k. A6 ~I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# x' P, H+ t, W8 A7 K+ g2 s, k3 x我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ! x7 S' k9 W+ [: p' A. y( z
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
. ~6 X1 R8 [: n8 J T5 `老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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$ K* [: u$ Q* _8 Y t8 s+ L9 cThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
5 w% d y4 _5 i$ t. Z) M青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ( s. O) S0 I; c J- i
8 H9 w/ m# p% O& \8 M" ?; y) [He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& {5 j# {+ n& d) R2 O% c6 H, i'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'3 x/ H5 V4 Q& x9 I! A
9 K H# _7 K8 s: Q* w# z他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 7 A" n! _& `5 V+ z% g
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