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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 7 E4 l$ d! P2 N8 D8 ^1 Y% _+ D" Y& k
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
* l# b7 Y7 n5 S他四處張望，卻四下無人。' j5 w s5 P9 \9 O- p
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 8 w# e0 j$ s7 l$ [, H: ?2 M
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # P# {0 t8 A8 [7 K4 l( O- t
/ G! Q8 Y0 {, G2 BHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . x, @8 Q3 u2 ^, u6 B
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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" ?. M6 L# b5 K _The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
0 |! {! O+ `# m青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ; U3 S4 s3 h' _& Z
: B& ]+ K) y, I' Y5 t- APick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。 }# [4 W* o2 N# W( ]
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'' a& A! T; E: ?1 c
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 |2 X/ Q w, [. Y! o3 W8 i
, s2 j6 N; n8 k3 b9 s$ \) TThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: H' }* j! a. r& T
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 7 k* _6 a2 l8 x7 k
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , U2 J& m# W/ A% J
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'8 o+ z8 Z4 s" x. P6 k& {4 B5 X
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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