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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.6 n, u4 f1 }9 a- S* P. B
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。2 C' B3 M# I. e! I! b2 i' n
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
4 t5 I/ I4 H/ m) q一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ) H! L) z+ U R4 J8 U) z/ W* z
* R) J- D* _8 {- O" Z* E; ]He looked around and couldn't see anyone. # R9 U; u" H2 H x& d
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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/ a3 _2 n7 [+ r' U) `7 |. y: S2 _' OHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 H9 ^$ t6 Q* i5 R4 `6 J |
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 . {0 j2 I% O# \, _3 R' b0 K9 k
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 1 z/ x+ Q0 v- {
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) r# u6 l; l6 F4 b; g- L& z
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 s$ \7 D, x( h( f0 p* D7 ~6 {8 T老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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: s0 N+ U3 L5 xThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " G4 A5 {2 i& {
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 7 {1 ^5 ], ?9 I" x& S$ Y
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
* t/ w( t0 A" [2 N4 G- [6 h/ |我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
2 Y3 F& d j- R老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' . c! U4 f! N' d& m# Q
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ R5 V) m5 |0 p
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 2 f9 l7 {# V2 Z9 r. w
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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