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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.+ u9 H. j% G" y
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
9 U, i1 ?* f2 |4 |0 d$ @8 @一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ) B! |: g& I: g; @
% N/ E! [4 W |He looked around and couldn't see anyone. # d( ^2 a# _5 `4 ~; m" r, c3 H
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
1 Q5 Q. k0 J0 N當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 # q2 ]1 k" b: M- ^7 r8 x: F
, s+ h0 u7 j" q" F0 P6 MHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
/ p. j' V/ P5 n5 b& x他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。, l* o/ }0 g% ~( J) t
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
5 |3 w, \& V' ^, W+ ?" T( P老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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; K. C. x% E/ ]& L8 l# DThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
/ {" w8 q9 [. {青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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/ ]. I7 |$ b) s: [Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。" V. D- r! P0 t9 U& f! ]7 N* ?: l
/ P, v U- i" \ {7 q4 [% J" BI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' i, i, \$ Y5 c T
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 # W$ W7 Z2 D( l( x& X: p, t6 `5 m8 x
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
* Q. G- }4 J- V3 O: n老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 8 u% E$ N& h- b/ u5 F. I
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 % i J! Q$ k; Q! u, O& K. }+ z
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 0 {1 M- j% d. z! \: S
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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