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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' / q- a, g. `9 X& m9 k
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: Q& g* {& E5 g. _; j" V他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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- n9 V u0 J6 e3 j4 wHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
; q2 V( d( `$ f" v) d8 ?9 G; X當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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1 [3 w3 @) T. h. J% R- u3 h6 w1 G) yHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
" o8 l& Q3 J, x) v" Z他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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; F- K& m& `# j/ ^0 [: KThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' : Z0 ]9 I# E# a% Y: x
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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# r z2 N/ {/ b( M- MThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 v% u6 Q) }1 K
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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7 U+ J5 O w+ k, a" X2 }3 t* [Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。6 E4 C9 [6 Q7 D
8 E3 D9 l4 ^' O2 ?( z0 Q. ]( y8 wI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'+ m3 O. g! m# ]: ]8 j5 T/ }8 m+ L
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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( O8 Q. E3 e$ O9 JThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
! r0 t& b0 H; t) P3 T8 O. A老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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4 n5 e9 ?6 j$ Y+ ?# w. fThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 2 W, y# {* {- F/ \5 p
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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2 F# Z2 @8 H8 P8 cHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 9 s: Z4 g6 v8 Q C' ]$ f
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 & e2 X- a3 v& v3 j( E1 J
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