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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.) H7 x% W" q/ q6 R9 t7 F6 d
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。( U$ [, D$ A( j G
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
w0 u; d8 f, K2 ?& L% g4 [一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 4 e* J8 n9 g3 O4 k, N5 K
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
$ W. i% Q" f/ U; C$ R( v4 a+ `. T他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
/ s3 i" [: F6 O9 V* Z! X當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 . Z, E% k+ v1 e
: f' n& ]% ~+ l7 I; KHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
4 F, g @/ `* _; ]/ d# z他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。7 t9 L" V* [) M& q( L
# e5 K. ~/ P* O( ?The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
+ q* D: o ?7 J2 L, I8 ?老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」; A4 v9 T# c( z% M
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
) y" G' v# Y- `- w' P青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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& ]. }' V* b; W$ | zPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。5 Z5 u; @- b7 Y5 B8 ?; ~6 R& D
& c3 ]/ Q/ Z- `3 `; N: r5 x, xI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'$ q" [( P; O `
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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* y; o2 r8 G+ n$ I* m* H) t0 Q% ?The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.0 n. _8 l' }; n b4 Z9 K- I3 n# o9 K
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / T7 T+ a9 I' D
5 p) {' D& K( ]5 JThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' ; C: |9 k9 G& t1 w
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ( G( Q6 g5 @2 t. q! Y& }
% K+ f( h. ^1 ?8 ]* L5 S# vHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
8 a, ^+ }; J+ x0 s4 o'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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5 ~1 W7 {9 u. C: T; T: M他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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