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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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) X% V) [0 H; E1 b* O0 uHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' " x0 b2 x$ V5 J6 n' s, }6 r) s
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ) L9 ^5 v5 ~6 f. J, Q4 Y! [
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" P( n5 L6 n- _1 L+ q4 g他四處張望，卻四下無人。, n- R$ S' u4 i' i# x& |: e+ Z$ s/ K
2 J' P! v8 U9 y [He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' [( d6 C1 p1 |5 W0 [當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 . k$ @% b$ q: @' m2 ]
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
; [$ R+ t2 D5 Y/ {* a, `! ]6 X他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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6 G' _4 i: t, \/ V6 v- aThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
! n& M5 b; Y+ U! f5 f老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」8 Q0 k9 [* |: {* o2 K
4 e D$ b& s% U* n# c) W0 G. q$ c1 vThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 2 y4 ]; X: v8 @- B( l8 ~
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 ) n4 Y2 |( E& p, J& E: y/ C
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。$ w8 o3 B" @* @+ p! c( o
5 o4 [6 E3 n: L5 \: Y7 S! \2 B5 NI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'/ @7 `8 t9 z5 E. @) p
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 4 z& I% _; J, Z6 D+ y- z! C' w7 W- U
Y+ \- a. P" GThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
) v7 d2 E' F) f; b3 ~3 Y老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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9 L }% x! q4 t4 M/ G* A0 @The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 4 p1 |# X4 P0 z5 t: n0 C U
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " ]# ~& b2 \/ y
3 \7 D; }4 X0 s9 l( RHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
& ~- _5 [, t# G' F# u1 k6 i1 ?+ M2 h'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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) m# N/ |' @ K: N7 ]0 |他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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