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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
2 c" i7 s6 T& H% x一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' * H# T1 K/ h5 b! m6 f. C
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 2 Q, s/ Q; Z8 u$ a8 _) `, g
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
/ ~! `7 A: s7 Z" k8 H# Q% c他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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+ _9 S# q1 s3 _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' & n) ^& g0 W7 l0 w \
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. + N: I6 E2 [% k. @7 _
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + {8 z6 b7 U; N: a
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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: r4 Y# r. G }' P( S" H% \The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
+ q/ f" f5 d& \' |; z青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。( |' t0 i8 W8 b) }" l3 f0 l( t
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'# C2 A2 F( E% p5 G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 6 }* o2 m, h( B8 L
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ s) v( \6 h* u8 g4 z k4 w+ s0 A老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 * ?3 |" G8 h# Y9 k
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 j, K; y1 l4 I& ^. m青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ Q4 a0 d6 B5 v2 h7 |
, F+ Z1 Q$ s: C& O- J% DHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 0 T: |! i3 L6 X# L+ t' G- ?
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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, i6 }! q# K5 g他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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