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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.2 Q& C% V3 f, k/ [
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。- ~& v1 z: I% [, i# G4 r; m% e
8 o# x4 f( C& M2 e8 DHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 o* ~$ |) B* C
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
m. M- `% i) E2 b0 N# {3 @+ e他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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' T* X# [9 R2 ~/ @/ z% g( _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' ' t% }9 x( V( z1 U
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 & H K7 X. U: e- R9 i2 I" E
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. $ U, F& G( I: F! q6 K
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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. z: `4 c. y& P/ ~% \5 F! pThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
) ` `7 n% E& _( X$ t老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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) A$ O# B; N) t5 ], S! MThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , L3 ^/ b: x, B/ `
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 4 Z d2 _: b% W# |
8 q6 h% D) b6 `$ \; APick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。8 s) D9 x% \& J
) d+ D J8 ]7 H/ _" KI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
# I% p, ^% E. @2 r, a/ m9 w" {' a( s) Q我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 k9 [8 P& a/ [0 e6 e4 y( K0 |
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 * `* e- i3 p& S+ q8 e
5 Y4 @: d# D. ]! ^. IThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
+ [$ P8 [# r2 q, x, T' T$ h4 f* S青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
- V$ v% i( T7 Z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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' l4 p; r7 ?2 w" T他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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