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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.( z. s1 T' M% }: x
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。' j' U6 H6 m: W% ?7 @
* Y) g& T- a F" d( p1 eHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
% w; D+ H" t r5 R一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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6 d5 @ m4 E5 Y* \He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ i; e! P0 l3 S8 R他四處張望，卻四下無人。" {2 L" N# n0 U* K
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
- d, ~5 K: c2 i P當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 8 V. H7 Q8 p$ j( u4 ]+ a/ h
* J8 Q* }2 i5 T" A# YHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. & v i( W, D$ {- h
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。: ]) D0 A9 v) i9 n& @: d8 {$ r: [
8 a( L, E& R) ~+ @' M: FThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
4 |* b) ~1 _2 m7 z& r老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」. Z( ]. X7 G# e5 p
! c" R$ ]) G$ `9 v+ B" |6 m& vThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' ; O* [! v5 |7 n. x7 p- S/ r8 j
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 0 g2 M7 [0 O9 |+ \
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
9 C" k" v1 P/ Z! S9 c我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 ( n, T6 v3 L8 Y
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ p% g( y" {4 B8 ]' B老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
2 A5 [" J# H v+ p) |, |$ r- b青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 : ]- [2 q- o# _
$ n7 E/ T- t1 b2 BHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, % v8 ^; w" J( N; h* m
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'/ B! `* H: ~& {- S
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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