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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.8 b, j. t1 O% x( \3 R( w# h' H' v+ k
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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7 P' Z8 I; J( I( E! u m+ jHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' . N' w- _- }: z" ?3 ~" O* T
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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% K ?& _0 r. H# _0 t( LHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
+ B% K- J" \; g) h U他四處張望，卻四下無人。7 r$ f O4 C/ b& |/ T+ W! B! }
2 \8 S, ]5 E/ aHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' * O/ [4 K- {" K- _0 _0 d [
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 " B5 |1 K% C- t7 J1 q9 `: V
/ n2 D0 L% O# M; E+ L3 H' H; }He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - Q, g6 _9 F' _1 v2 u% W3 U
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。) l( {0 b1 w* Z% ^5 h7 v
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 1 v4 D8 w0 k5 k! {
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」! J! f! x# B! J
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
& W( k% c1 g5 J) B( c青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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) N4 d. N. j! K+ ]6 cPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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, Q w, m% W0 e/ w6 D& q0 L6 II'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!') d I- |4 `+ s3 @
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.; T" m) U* y; N a& M! D
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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* P ~2 J2 g: J, OThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' , |# O( b" r: c$ I
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ; x2 X& t4 u5 U( ~' {, V2 }( b
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
, e3 C5 w) C9 {3 o( i'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 . y7 \) u* c/ A9 p/ p
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