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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish." `7 i1 c" Q+ H5 J* R$ u) w
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" W! a' |1 E- y8 v2 J4 i一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! * N; E4 m+ q, S' {4 t8 z+ n
$ f, ]! C2 P( f+ ^) ^- OHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. % D3 I2 Z/ S) r: g. `
他四處張望，卻四下無人。/ m( @& ]) ]$ I/ k: r% ^- b1 K
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 Q9 y7 A" A. c. K, E; { v+ ^當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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& d. c7 f! N6 _. a5 _$ |He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. / U3 P5 c! y( }% Q l) h! Q
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。: {. Z" ]) m) K- C
" d6 h7 Y' E; `6 y( T% RThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
0 P6 Y0 T$ q4 W老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」: o5 \6 t9 X7 M( D+ T
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' $ o+ z* i t: u! V
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 , { ]8 Y4 X4 i: P
( V. o3 _# d0 Z9 L8 X- S' a) tPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。# Y) Q% C1 s. c% o' l
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
: r" b6 T0 ^) [. W我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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) ]4 n6 o- i6 T; \7 \The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 w6 R6 R4 e$ N5 }& {! `' Y! Q) ^- F
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 ; E9 ~; a- c, w
0 y5 J" w% w4 g2 Y0 u2 EThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 6 k) N) k4 W; B
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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3 ~ B; j' V! P4 kHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, / l* C9 f% @4 _1 [6 i
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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