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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.) a& F7 A+ O1 W+ ?3 l
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 8 s$ P, Q. W4 W5 F2 R/ v2 V3 c
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
8 ^3 q+ o, Q, H8 d& {! V! k他四處張望，卻四下無人。6 N( `. E) E- {) d; Q% |
A7 C4 d1 u( J' w$ QHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 0 {, g# x* J+ \2 q) X/ o# g# X
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
( n7 [! O( p7 P8 n他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。6 f" Y2 }4 ^+ }' A6 x/ D
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / y0 L3 h s/ Y% h& [. Q
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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8 o0 G$ g! h4 o0 nThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 7 ~5 p6 E0 t6 X; Y
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 * R, Y1 x$ Y/ e' Z) }' Y2 ~
: w1 I$ t! Y1 C5 j( l bPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
+ Y& a6 T0 o. B# f7 w/ F) V我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.( p" J0 j% ^1 V0 Z& I* ~$ r
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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: ?" q; L& \: n5 N/ F5 }5 MThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
% W1 R, N! |. ]4 w2 ?' c# ^青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
) }4 z S* D) S'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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' w# X: z* V, o/ f6 E8 p他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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