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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.7 a/ _7 m9 C" C
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。% u5 B5 r) A2 Z. g- ^/ i; n4 s
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
2 n$ z( \6 t# ]一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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" Z* H/ p5 q% e {/ y4 i( KHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
: W2 |8 q. ^% G他四處張望，卻四下無人。% R! p7 n; B1 O+ c
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
% F0 t7 X- S; o- l7 j/ V當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 p W R# o4 Z6 R
0 ]) M1 F5 A4 g) F: XHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 5 |. k) u4 q* ^( M1 o
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
, ^+ u+ H$ a, h老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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% |6 p9 n) @5 s' D) A0 s/ v( B8 WThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 N. {( ]0 E' h8 ?/ t
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 2 \: e0 v! n1 F' L$ d
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
+ J6 e, i7 Q2 H' V4 Q f9 S# b我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket., G Y8 @/ A2 r) C
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
4 w$ G& N) k$ }8 w青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 " X% v0 k* _# k. F
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, ; ?4 |8 g3 K9 d
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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