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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.; B' p1 L6 C& R; s& h3 O5 C6 s
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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0 C& i/ O) q$ e$ eHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ) S% b# Z5 H+ h
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! * E# d2 N4 }* E. H, A6 d
9 n i0 Y, D- aHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
M- c$ |7 \' @, q* |& {! a0 J他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' / M" Q6 _. ]8 {+ D, V" `6 M
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 ( q. o+ Q- C4 ~& d) ]0 o
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
2 H9 g% Q. x; l; ]: p+ B7 _# I+ p他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 U! K5 W9 t8 Y3 QThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' / ]; B. h& C* ?0 E; ]
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」1 a' B# I# S0 ]; R, f
1 o; d' g! k$ s) [, o' ?The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' " |+ D6 Q9 \$ m' }
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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7 I# L* R$ @4 Q, V( uPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- b. @# U0 K- M, }6 W* n' U, j0 s
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'( m8 _) s; K ]* K
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
/ }# s, f% e: T3 ^老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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. _" f; M4 q% a' y: [& @ W! T, QThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
8 L( n/ c4 Y7 \! U青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ) U8 `" c! ?9 D' W( D* W: L
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, , q6 s3 [1 v3 @
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.' a2 o8 u; a( v: s7 [8 F
" B0 P3 D6 P# M, T& a3 F5 r1 D5 i2 @他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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