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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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' O5 V+ ^2 [1 H1 D2 _( FHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 2 W3 l2 ~5 I! H1 o e
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
" `" r6 y8 Y: P s1 A他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' & v# J/ i1 v. ]$ ~* i2 d
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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5 c( f) Z# A5 o5 J# cHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
% [) G2 u4 {) `3 K2 n t他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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' O6 }( O; Q# Q( ?: i1 i7 Y j8 xThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + w: P" ^9 [2 q
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
0 I/ B: F5 F* E. x* ~. M% O+ C青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。: G/ c, P& d- \/ o
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'4 h. b3 V9 @5 |; I1 ~+ H% G
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 , C+ f) W7 l5 z- n5 q+ k
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
1 @9 y. e) f; J3 K老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 / d; c+ D4 l( N4 S
& ?9 z" c p- P; qThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
, W7 J }2 u I: P. y* ~. C9 Y. z青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ! u: z* s, \; K! }( R# z
, ?2 Z( d, I" ~. g vHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 3 d6 }3 W" J7 v% `1 k# K
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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9 `- y1 J7 ~7 Y( X V他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! i( g% l% Q; w0 C0 ^& Y7 f" ~
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