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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish." H0 z3 y6 D, i
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' % M2 F" d; R8 M/ F
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
# Z( }. V; g5 R9 T8 K6 J他四處張望，卻四下無人。6 n m& o7 O) {$ y
/ _5 V% J0 z- q5 C2 H: e1 s" {5 ?He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 2 v, H$ E: h- G" U
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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8 q% y* s3 K5 M2 k3 q' H2 PHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
, J" M$ U) x# E他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。9 y N' O. c$ ?4 Y
% e; \2 s8 ?$ U& M% kThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ' P6 }7 m' V B3 _9 x( }
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」( }& e7 Y, j8 H: {9 x# ^8 j
7 P9 { q/ N! w _7 i' J$ IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' * R2 I& H6 j4 \% E1 Z
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 5 k6 P$ I" T7 l3 G( |: H
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'( h$ R6 Q8 b( ?8 q: e+ i
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.: r6 p$ U. c" F8 h1 C
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 " L# L, ~, i& S! s" K- U2 [
9 \2 Z/ y& z* H* v- |The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
. k+ c/ x# F' R青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ f M! p' A6 x1 F v% ^; n
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 1 K2 C9 K' b' {5 T* ?7 H5 J' w8 }
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'# l4 h! S. f N0 j
% u0 S# E3 G* z# Z: O他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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