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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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* w! R Z0 b( ~He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
2 y# B: F2 s5 C4 n% [他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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0 z( U7 H8 C6 s5 \He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 6 h" M- h6 B1 b
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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r/ i: S4 Q6 V( `He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. - ^/ H6 U P% _8 h- D
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。7 p- A# @+ n6 S" n
6 w2 B8 \! B1 cThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
s; C5 z# |( }: J& z老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」8 P9 t! ~! v( A L" b+ U' i
4 A: C* D6 l; k9 E) h" `The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + A4 K" g/ e7 I6 c7 d! q/ N4 C$ B
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。1 T! l4 M6 y# `5 e
) ~+ _1 M$ J1 e6 @& VI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.& i& v' C+ u1 T i7 n
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' " ^0 j K' t2 ]' d3 U
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 4 {0 W+ a. ]; `' z3 q
9 k) m7 ?3 x; z/ iHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, - \* Y7 ?6 v1 ]1 `, t
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'' j, T1 `8 d7 H& s+ P& b! M" V+ D
" G$ K$ C* |2 `$ X% O8 M他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 4 K w" C4 N5 _0 Z+ Y0 q' k# m
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