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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
) H! a% I" M( ~6 @6 G& c一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! ! s" ^2 E1 \8 ~$ m
) }, v- M) W6 u0 K4 UHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. ) \2 M: Y0 w! z* D
他四處張望，卻四下無人。4 r# h$ B) w9 i X
/ Q8 N/ {7 ]. P( QHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 b% R" [7 D' G* F
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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7 r' p/ D! P+ c8 |He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
- V% U7 u$ |, x他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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1 F+ c, R3 E* c" yThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
+ d3 }! b' o8 c m& f4 \5 E老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」. B) l W$ t$ K
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' 4 {8 r- R% Y. a- A6 J/ g- C0 @
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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, G6 l W: [4 x, ePick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
( E: \" i5 h5 O我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 $ s) y K7 U1 [
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 C, t+ D1 G4 l9 Y6 s
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 - y. h& F" o8 o/ V: c h7 Q$ o. p
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' * M9 }# ~3 w! g( O
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 $ Y3 _/ Z) `8 `6 V: v
/ V& U: h1 ?7 @+ C& \He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 5 a5 M( x* ^5 y& ^8 D$ Y6 z* G
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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2 S! `3 p! q" v/ \/ Q- U他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 9 A4 d) g U+ G/ s& k; }# e
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