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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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. b1 c# f5 I) _2 J: o4 vHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' ' a# s) ], W7 O+ j
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 9 N4 u" D' X$ {/ Q; ^; R; l' a! t
' Q# a# t" u2 kHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
/ l$ |( H4 _7 V1 i' p1 e他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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" l+ } m C1 b2 B- j: n' C, xHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
3 s2 _: U! U( G1 V0 @當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 % n* t! e5 M' }, P( Z7 T
6 z* f. Z7 Y+ ~4 lHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
" h1 S: p6 P# Z9 d% j( F- I, T4 p他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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3 }7 G! Y: C, Z1 V4 i: e' oThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' ( F$ u3 s" N2 a5 R6 P2 q
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」/ V! B" l5 z- Q) d
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' + ^% v) }) L/ `
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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1 \6 K% s! @2 q( T) ePick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。! w; l9 u% e! O- A3 T3 h
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'. K; _6 ~" Y- u( |/ u
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. M( ^7 t( Q7 s7 u
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 8 Q) [2 |* n7 B% w
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 9 n7 ^2 Z7 L: i; U" a
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, * c- \( C2 V3 g4 c; ?' V
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'4 I* _- c4 {% U0 P
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他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 7 O9 ^4 | w6 r2 I% j; e
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