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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.) d3 n8 F! y/ w, C
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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- I! E5 B' ~) w- V2 j0 V; zHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
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, a) J. q+ J+ C/ a/ zHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. 4 a1 `. A, X9 J9 S2 G
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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& @1 A6 }" A4 q. X7 p$ _He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' # \" h2 b( g3 A$ y# T% g s5 {2 D
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. . m+ e" e# R' m' ^/ T6 K
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' + E; i0 X% `$ E @/ T# P
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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9 f" F( T6 L# s. n& \; y4 IThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
; `* C7 K; i `8 i' z青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 $ ? H4 z) i; _1 v6 T
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。0 R2 F# m1 x& M" L
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!', M; Z2 j L, j2 Y$ N
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。 & ]# Z& C% n c. x% Z( e# n0 C
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
: K) v3 A" \! K$ n老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
; b; D( p R$ U& T青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
7 L) V+ J) P: C. |' ~+ s f+ g5 Q'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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% T* Z& R1 W7 c3 X他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ( I: ~" s. @6 P! [; D+ @
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