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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
2 b- f9 c6 e9 ?* P& d2 [一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' 3 e9 m3 t7 P) m: U
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 d5 s Y& ^2 u, j他四處張望，卻四下無人。: E% M$ e: j- h! L
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' " d$ m& Y5 v2 n* q! O
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
2 Y6 l& t8 \* {0 ]+ c5 j( H% _8 X5 H他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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& y# f5 l$ R- w+ W% OThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 6 l7 K& s' F3 J7 f. b, g4 F" t
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」. x6 ~$ ?2 J4 \" L j' h9 h+ {
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
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2 E$ }* b3 p$ I6 z0 C3 r1 OPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。; J; j4 Y6 e. z" a$ ]- Y# T5 f
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
5 I8 T/ ?/ J4 q8 g我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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& M3 ]* t& \ |6 c+ X% YThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
) n5 H1 G% ~; K3 M# u" P老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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' O8 w9 c$ u8 b& bThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' - J/ H+ B2 N* j% w3 [4 K; @
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, # ?2 w0 ^, t, C& i$ }
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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( C) F5 a1 o" }4 V9 u6 j他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 1 j, C" l$ m2 q0 S/ _, Q
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