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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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! V; o p0 w' S7 Q# |$ }# wHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
' a5 t4 M4 e% r/ N9 w' f* s: `6 k; i一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! & L4 ]/ K0 |6 ~* Y/ i
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
4 j+ U' w3 Z1 z$ D( `( n5 \他四處張望，卻四下無人。8 ]9 v" Z% G0 r* N* J/ \
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' - `3 j5 \3 S4 H: d( y2 C' D
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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0 ?) O* V; H7 x7 QHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 1 J! e0 z6 a% r c4 e+ p8 H8 W- i+ s
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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0 \! M. F2 g$ ?# a& i* g3 n; NThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
/ t* S7 A3 ~" w& m4 J- N8 ^老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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^& ?$ h. Z9 M2 vThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
% w; U' X# G, N. W青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」 * D/ s4 r+ L) ], t8 z' f2 W
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Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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( z/ V. G w- X; Y2 }; I J# ^I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
3 h ]1 {5 k% V* i+ } v( ?我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
0 A$ Y& X4 W; q K, [老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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8 j/ V1 d; _2 Y1 YThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' # x3 Q% g3 L. ] O4 U
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 0 M; U0 r. j' w2 j9 \; G* w
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
" l$ i' _* f' c3 ]'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'8 Z0 T g. r) {$ ~. `( Z' d
R$ ^- G, d s" |0 i; I* m4 y他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 ! B* ?3 F2 I) g) h% V o
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