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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.% d1 X+ x3 h2 s/ m/ D( _
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' $ N; w& ~% W9 a
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! 4 b5 V# s3 `2 F
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone. $ d T" c' ]1 a3 K
他四處張望，卻四下無人。
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" v @' R! Q$ t, cHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
' }/ ]1 p4 q9 R r8 Q; F當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。 * ~. g& f, c1 [' g6 O
( S4 P( \! }3 @8 C' uHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. ! H9 b: j1 R; R7 [ l/ b
他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。* `. d- P" k9 p8 ?; X
& |6 ]! O4 W: _ ?1 h" EThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?' - z( n" s- i& Q4 p% ]. b: f
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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V- b* S) R5 k0 }. lThe frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' & R! o; B5 z( t
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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9 q- v- Q& X1 O) VPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
" g$ J7 h9 P; Z Q. X2 I我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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! Q" a" v' W3 Z1 \; u7 K7 bThe man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
0 B2 V! _/ s" H& H+ x老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 - E, Q% ]0 E6 r J4 l* Y
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
x7 d. }2 |. \3 E" e青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 ! T7 p/ Q0 O9 f
8 L) S' w$ {1 A; @6 B# ^- m. x4 fHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
4 |9 O# b K3 m'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'0 c3 t/ n+ Z0 k( j, y( e
" ]2 L2 C' m, Z$ \+ v* g他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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