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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
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He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' # p- v8 E5 ^5 a) L2 m- V6 @
一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」! - {8 s+ o/ z0 Y' ?0 t3 s9 C; d
% ]$ {9 @. @2 w# r9 UHe looked around and couldn't see anyone. n, |8 a) r; X9 ]
他四處張望，卻四下無人。; p9 [) ^8 r+ b, q
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 4 j" W2 @- L8 _" J& r! r# B
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。
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He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
5 h. O% ?4 X0 Q. f+ n! T+ O他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
8 k c/ C8 \1 R8 Z3 m# U3 G) w( J老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' , I3 G% V* ^6 `- h, Z3 o
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
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* c" O$ M! v# ^/ f* \: rPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。, c' ?7 F+ \: |9 b
8 T: N" e$ e3 A3 o' z2 N# uI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 L \4 e: R' N- O
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
$ Z& x8 `0 O6 \( V老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。 # L6 D; o9 X# e5 O* M9 \+ I& s7 z
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
2 U- z" l. O# N2 O青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 4 ]+ ~: V9 r' t: }9 S# x9 D" q
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 4 X5 B, c2 z* G! u' @6 P
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'* f' f! Z$ S$ q. N
3 _& {5 c7 z4 c' }* l1 w他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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