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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
0 J$ g$ q; r% |( J一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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& v7 \3 n* j8 e9 Q3 y' x0 AHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
, d/ N( o8 u- B一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!+ S# y+ G$ _ s9 }% r9 g9 u
/ H' O6 b# K1 J2 l2 yHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.* G' K9 A. P+ t( t: f# r2 H0 f7 S' ^
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
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}4 i$ S. K# MHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.% |' s1 T, ^, ]; C
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。; A8 ^% B* ~+ t) l7 W
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The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
- G: W ~0 I: `* {3 j: R老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」+ ^4 _2 c; z1 k- L! K2 W" y5 U
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
. ` h& f8 M. l# b; j i2 H青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」
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7 ~/ L( z8 P; y! `+ p# ^& E+ UPick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。- ?, P4 L$ v/ P. n! b
2 u' T/ C1 y! BI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'7 h: v) C2 i0 A) F# X% D2 \
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.) o9 u5 d! i$ f
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。5 [* h4 b& b* R. A2 w& |* r' n
9 g2 Y5 Q' C8 A MThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'5 X/ G( S# |" m& H
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」7 a, t/ h9 ^& X
- K" g2 M S4 g+ JHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,# {3 B6 z" ^3 ~( T$ T4 q
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」
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人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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