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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.0 Q( \4 {. I* I$ R
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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/ f: X E5 ?9 {) uHe was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'' r9 W6 f( K+ w ?1 V& I
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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9 v C, N5 q- I7 iHe looked around and couldn't see anyone.
, S( u4 a* D% E9 L8 c! b" Z他四處張望,卻四下無人。* _! ]9 |8 a3 D* T
4 }$ ?9 c6 @4 e7 nHe thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
0 E4 S/ i" n; N當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。
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4 B: _4 k k* Q6 aHe looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.1 I/ v/ h4 C; [. r$ d) B4 s: T: S
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。
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9 W% @- P0 d" UThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'3 c% A& G7 l2 C( S
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'
: N; u' G' w1 V9 W1 V8 V青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」" J: w$ J# w& W: H3 y
1 i) A k8 J3 t+ q; Q" U. R4 F9 C* {Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。4 A" [5 M |5 G- e
* T7 f. o* T/ @( u- @; c5 [5 E& XI'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'+ j ?! J) ~8 e, M. W
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.8 N3 ]4 n0 ]2 v
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。
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9 x, R2 q5 p% ]6 mThe frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'2 e' {: P$ z. C+ z6 y
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」+ M- M( C. _- ~; L( v6 E
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,9 W" \' T% S) U3 W- V; _
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
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他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」# w- s* |9 b& f+ B" ?' o" [+ N
- h. N+ k' i7 N: I# U+ R人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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