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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
% y" q! J* ]5 C一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。
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6 O4 ~! h8 e' K" J. F# y5 ?He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
" H7 P! C8 e4 `7 k: _) b6 H* V" Y一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」!
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He looked around and couldn't see anyone./ k- C1 Q/ z- w7 G1 C
他四處張望,卻四下無人。
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He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
, I$ _) `! Z6 Y8 e; n% }3 k當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時,他以為是他的幻覺。 . a* ~$ _/ C" C
/ B4 n7 G% }4 E& O3 ?! ]He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.! i: ~6 t" K5 _) r; j
他往水中定神一看,那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。- C" }9 l* x0 H
: x6 |& k. G; R0 Q8 jThe man said, 'Are you talking to me?'# q% q1 n( ^7 I B
老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」4 L8 H) w5 b0 U
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The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'6 h) G9 u* Y% T* }' {! ^
青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」/ E: n8 F+ e; \+ |" a9 G7 `
0 S% U5 w0 q7 O' n& t+ [Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. ! 將我拿起來,吻我,我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。/ b1 ~) X1 M$ u, Z8 Y* C
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I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
8 z4 f2 G$ T) Z9 C$ A我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒,因為我即將成為你的新娘。
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5 Q4 Y" S: E3 M( x& f$ c+ ?The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it ! up! carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.6 T j! {6 t% ^# L9 X
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手,很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。! d3 p% u9 g) ?2 x8 B
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The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
5 X j+ C b h' L9 ]. C8 E青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎?我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」! H& w: B( i; S& m5 |
5 g9 p9 M/ P+ s5 u0 t2 XHe opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
4 P4 D2 u6 U2 g0 H& J! Z'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.', K; A# o) k/ R0 x3 `
! F3 A1 l) \# n4 N% C* O: a/ }' @+ I/ S他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說:「算了,以我這樣的年紀,我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」- g+ [* J. W# M% R' C) D8 K9 ~9 r
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人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種智慧。 |
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